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2007-01-29 14:38:02
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Welcome to squee(vork)!




this is for all you people who have gotten addicted to our twisted, kinky and rather perversive sense of humour! :D






for you just know... you love us.... you adore us.... we make you want more! and to take Squee up the ass (since she loves that)
I do not like it up the arse *glares and spanks* So you all know, I'm the pimp, she's the whore and the only thing I like humping is her caps lock XP

she's just the pimp because it makes me horny, she has no further power whatsoever XP
Wanna bet? *stabs repeatedly and ties to bed*

*pokes squee in the eye* bring it on, babe XP ....right now I'm occupied though... *is clipping toenails*
*steps away* XD
want a bite? :P
*glare* Do I look like I want a bite?
*is collecting the nails to send them to you in an envelope* talking bout, where's Maria?! x_O
*mutters* Up my arse, and turn left ¬_¬ She's on my bedside table, waiting to be sent back tomorrow *sigh* Stupid, stupid weather.
*dives in*<img:http://elftown.eu/stuff/.squeebum.jpg?y=0&x=200>
*in a state of shock*
*humps your state of shock*
>.> <.< Woohoo!
I knew you would like it :P
Evil bitch XP
you definatly know how to turn me on :P
Rawr x)
















ANYWAY!!!

both [sequeena_rae] and [Teufelsweib] are braindead right now, so we're not arsed enough (since we're both taking it from there, I suppose, through the diary) to add something more...

so here, add your name if you're our... uhmm... fans? :P



- [Teufelsweib]! (zomg I'm my own fan XP)

- [sequeena_rae] Just because >.> <.<

- [Linderel] They make my days (and nights) by their sick, twisted, pervy humour. :P *humps both*

- [evil beavle] not that I'm proud of it, or anything, but I'm Slavorks fan... beu - zurt

-[starry_bellend] for my mod!! :P (I cant believe you like bum sex)

- [Firenze], I didn't know the ET Prossy gave out lesson? Gawd, I am surprised she ain't rich yet *lubs t3h Squee*

- [Iuna] I'm Slavork's fan! whieeej ^^ *hugs slavork*

- [someelf], what can I say? XD they're kinky :P Like moi! >X3 *humps and pets both* You two should be ashamed :P *pokes b00bs*

- [Tableau Vivant], well.. you do know how to make my dayxD

-[Jitter] Zomg scary xD

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2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Yeah, that's all I could think of xD

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: zomg *goes add more :P*

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Zomg my brain is dead xD

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: zomg indeed XD

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: zomgzomgzomg... what else are we going to add to this wiki? O_o

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Zomg...How should I know? XD

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: I don't know, start fetching that brain out of your ass! :P

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: You are so insulting tonight XD

2007-01-28 [Linderel]: *stalk* >:D~

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Zomg!

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: yaaayyy!!! we actually have a fan! :D

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Omg *is humped* hubba hubba :3

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: HA!!! I got a fan that you don't haaaaveee!! XP

2007-01-28 [evil beavle]: hihi!!!

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Om isi now??

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: AVE IT!

Omg. I can't believe you managed to praise me and insult me at the same time ¬_¬ Mod, we are THROUGH! *stalks off*

2007-01-28 [starry_bellend]: Fuck it lmaooo! I though it was funny :P

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Yeess!! Thankee [Firenze]! *lubs*

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: WHOA!

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Boom chica boom boom XD Lmaoooo!

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: zomg people don't understand this is a squee and vork fanclub ;_;

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: You crossed the line with 19:24:44 Slavork: HA!!! I got a fan that you don't haaaaveee!! XP XD!!!!

2007-01-28 [evil beavle]: I know this is a fan club :P

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: I know!! but I didn't knew that this would turn out to be a contest, just because I know that [evil beavle] is too stupid to realize this is a wiki for us both XD

2007-01-28 [evil beavle]: I know it is a wiki for you both! but I thought, well I'm a fan of Slavork... sort of, so why shouldn't I just join!?

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Lmao! :o Insulting your friend! How very dare you!

[starry_bellend], you slag!

2007-01-28 [starry_bellend]: Om fucking japping me again!!! I am the victim here!

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: because it's a friend of mine? XD
omg beavle, you should be a fan of squee too! :O

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Japping? Or jipping? XD

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: Omg, she doesn't need to be a fan of me if she doesn't want to XD

2007-01-28 [evil beavle]: okay okay... sorry!!

squee, I'm also your fan!! is it okay now?

2007-01-28 [starry_bellend]: Lmao!! Om forceful

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: xD!!!

Naaw, Squeevork, you're mean!

2007-01-28 [evil beavle]: :S

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: zomg who's mean here? you're confusing her!! :O

BE HER FAN!!

2007-01-28 [sequeena_rae]: I'm confused now!

2007-01-28 [evil beavle]: should I be her fan, or should she be my fan? :S

damn I will just leave...

2007-01-28 [Firenze]: *sits there with a wtf confused look upon face* You peoples are really confuzzling....

2007-01-28 [Teufelsweib]: *loves this wiki already* ^_^

2007-01-28 [evil beavle]: fieuw... it's not just me :P

2007-01-29 [someelf]: Scary XD

2007-01-29 [Teufelsweib]: thank you! XD

2007-01-29 [someelf]: :P

2007-01-29 [Teufelsweib]: *glomps sander* ^___^

2007-01-29 [sequeena_rae]: My brain hurts from reading this wiki X_x

2007-01-29 [Teufelsweib]: but on the other side, it doesn't take much to hurt your brain, no? :P

2007-01-29 [sequeena_rae]: ...This is true xD

2007-01-30 [Tableau Vivant]: *glomps Ally!*
YOUR INTELLECT GOES UP THE ARSE!!!!

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: What is it with my arse? Please people, stop being so obsessed

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: *worships Squee's arse*

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: *shakes head* XD

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: *eats it*

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: T.T

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: :D want some? :3

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: *kills*

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: ;_; (never annoy the squee when she's about to have her period :P)

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: Did you have to announce it to the world?! Oh wait, I did that lmaoooo! XD

But yes, that is true :P

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: does it matter anyway? :P

I think everyone in Wales knows it when you're having your period XD

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: On some level, it does XD It's like "Mam! I'm on my period! Don't tell anyone!" "SARAH'S ON HER PERIOD!" "MAAAAAAAM!"

Or about to lmao

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: it's on the radio... :P when you're having your period, there's a national warning XD

"watch out people, Squee is on her way to school now! make sure you aren't in her way!"

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: Lmaoooo! Do I get to have a police escort too? *blink blink*

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: well, I think everyone else in Wales needs a police escort :P

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: Damnit T.T

Oh, and I think you'll be amused when Maria arrives lmao

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: ...omg... what did you do to her? XD

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: I didn't do anything to her (well, you'll read about that) it's the envelope I went a bit...Mad with xD

2007-01-30 [evil beavle]: xD kwl! you've pimped the envelope!

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: omg... madder than I went with the envelope? :P

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: ...I think if traced back to me, I may get arrested lmao

It was along the lines of 'Lose this, and you'll get your japs eye or bean removed' xD

I so pimped the envelope lmao!!!

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: xD!!!!! omg I hope I'll get her back now :P

I'm going to frame the envelope!! XD

2007-01-30 [evil beavle]: xD waaah, kwl!!

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: Of course you will, my threats weren't too bad lmao!
I want a photo!!!

2007-01-30 [evil beavle]: :P I wanna see the photo xD

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: I will take a photo!! :D omg... did you btw discovered that there was a hair of mine under the tape on the envelope to you? XD

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: Omg I did! Om hilarious doesn't begin to describe it XD It'll be mission impossible trying to open my envelope :P

2007-01-30 [evil beavle]: waaah xD I'm glad I'm not Slavork

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: it was by accident, and I couldn't help pointing it out :P (hairs are floating everywhere in my room -_-)
omg... I'll need a flamethrower then :P

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: You should clean it lmaooo!

I think that would be wise XD

2007-01-30 [evil beavle]: I don't wanna know xD

2007-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: it doesn't matter!XD if I clean it, within a few minutes it's covered in hair anyway :P

lmao IF that even works XD

2007-01-30 [sequeena_rae]: Do you moult then? :o!!

Perhaps you should get an atom bomb too =/

2007-01-30 [evil beavle]: :O omg... !

2007-01-31 [Teufelsweib]: I'm always moulting!

atom bomb... I think my house will explode, but the envelope will remain :P

2007-01-31 [sequeena_rae]: Shock! :o

LMAO!

2007-01-31 [Teufelsweib]: omg *can't wait til she gets envelope*

oh, did you make any more pictures? if not then I can put a link to your wiki on the MM world domination wiki ^^

2007-01-31 [sequeena_rae]: I didn't no :(

But you'll read about that too! XD

2007-01-31 [Teufelsweib]: mehhh... ;___;

omg... a letter filled with weak excuses? XP *spanks*

2007-02-01 [sequeena_rae]: Weak excuses? :o The CHEEK!

2007-02-01 [Teufelsweib]: buahahahahahaa!!! >XD

2007-02-01 [sequeena_rae]: *stab*

2007-02-01 [Teufelsweib]: *dies*

2007-02-01 [Tableau Vivant]: ..was that a stab up the arse or jusr a normal one? =P

2007-02-01 [Linderel]: Knowing these two, it was either the former... or something even more kinky and/or disturbing.

2007-02-01 [Teufelsweib]: ...I can't come up with a clever comment now XD

2007-02-01 [Linderel]: That's okay, we still love you. *hump* <3

2007-02-01 [evil beavle]: xD that is kinda logic when you are dead

2007-02-01 [sequeena_rae]: I think my brain died.

2007-02-01 [evil beavle]: and why is that? xD

2007-02-01 [sequeena_rae]: Because I have a shit load of work to do X_x

2007-02-01 [evil beavle]: awwww... *comforts squee*

2007-02-01 [Teufelsweib]: it died again? :/ *pokes it*

2007-02-01 [evil beavle]: xD is it usual to die?

2007-02-01 [sequeena_rae]: It happens once or twice a day xD

2007-02-01 [Teufelsweib]: on a regular day... :P

2007-02-02 [evil beavle]: hmmm...so what will happen with christams :O?

2007-02-02 [Teufelsweib]: nothing else..? O_o

2007-02-02 [sequeena_rae]: I'm confused o.O

2007-02-02 [Teufelsweib]: I'm cranky... -_-

2007-02-02 [sequeena_rae]: I'm camp (thought we were running the 'c' theme :P)
What's wrong?

2007-02-02 [Teufelsweib]: people bitching against me, just apparently helped some maroccan guys at my work steal 165 euro (long story :P) and I'm having my period!!!!!!!!

*kills everyone*

2007-02-02 [sequeena_rae]: ...Let us nuke them with explosives x)

2007-02-02 [Teufelsweib]: oh that would so make me feel better right now...!

2007-02-02 [sequeena_rae]: I know *huggle*

2007-02-02 [Teufelsweib]: thank you... *sigh* *cuddles*

2007-02-02 [sequeena_rae]: I hope it gets better soon =/

2007-02-02 [evil beavle]: xD *lmao* damn... you are a freaking noob allison... but I feel sorry for you, but only because you having your period *hugs allballetje*

2007-02-02 [Linderel]: *gives Vorkje lots and lots of chocolate and snuggles*

2007-02-03 [Teufelsweib]: can I be pitiful for once?!:P *snuggles everyone here*

but beavle, you had no idea how badly lon, irmhild and patrick were bitching against me about that fish!!!!! >___<

2007-02-03 [Linderel]: Permission granted. :P *drowns in hugs*

2007-02-03 [sequeena_rae]: There was a fish involved? XD

2007-02-04 [Teufelsweib]: *snuggles lami more*

yah, we gave a friend a fish for her birthday xD
we filmed her wrapping out the present, movie shall appear sometime soon :P

2007-02-04 [sequeena_rae]: ...*crying*

2007-02-04 [evil beavle]: hihi ^^ Okay... I'm happy the fish-idea came through!

2007-02-04 [Teufelsweib]: why are yous crying??? :O

2007-02-04 [sequeena_rae]: With laughter! XD

2007-02-04 [Teufelsweib]: ooooh...!!!! xD I was thinking you pitied the fish :P

2007-02-04 [sequeena_rae]: Fuck no :P

2007-02-04 [Teufelsweib]: that's why I was already scared! I would have been so dissapointed in you... xD

2007-02-04 [evil beavle]: xD the fish was owned

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