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alex28 (apathetic)

Member #39989 created: 2004-02-07 19:36:05Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/alex28   

Name: alex matterson

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Cutie aren't I

drawing

i made this while i was super bored

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Well hi you guys whats nu wit you hehehe

Any way im really just a normal small town guy yah it is pretty boring around here just looking for that someone you no?

Well if you want to add me to msn messenger my address is alex_matthews28

Oh and for all of you Private school basterds...
YAH go public school

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My Peom

The General    


He looked over the ledge of the hill.
He looked down at his own and gave the signal and they went to kill.
His men ran past and went over the ledge.
He grabbed his own as and went over the edge.

They ran at their enemy and took them down fast.
Cutting and slicing, the general saw them all flying past.
The general ran up and lobbed off a head.
Yelling, “Come on you idiots, I want them all dead.”

Running and killing his men worked quick.
A man’s body landed next to the general, he gave it a little kick.
He looked around with a twinkle in his eye.
He said, “Come on kill them all, make them all die.”

Running around with his as in his hand.
He killed a man and put him face down in the sand.
A man flew past him dead as a stump.
He hit the ground with a thump.

He saw a man in the corner of his eye.
Turning around, attacking him, making him die.
The man looked with horror and the general ran him threw.
The general laughed saying, “His blood is not blue.”

A man flew past him as dead as a stump.
He landed right next to him and made a thump.
People were screaming and running around.
They piled them up in a giant mound.

The general looked around and gave a loud whistle.
And arrow rained down like a sharp pointed thistle.
They were all dying and flying around.
One by one they were falling and hitting the ground.

He looked and some people had died.
“I think it is over,” he said, “Opps, I lied.”
The enemy was slowly retreating back.
Another one fell down with a whack.


Laughing and shouting and making a stammer.
The general took one more down like a giant hammer.
Another arrow flew and went through a guy.
Killing him quickly and making him die.

They all turned around running, trying to make deals.
The general’s army was right on their heels.
The ran and they ran as fast as they could.
But the general knew that he was good.

His enemies ran right into a trap.
The general’s second wave smacked into them with a slap.
They were closing in on them now.
The enemies general gave a little bow.

The general came at them with an iron wave.
The enemy just finally gave.
They were all crushed into dust.
The general knew had to he must.

For if he had not, they would of died.
Well maybe he didn’t, maybe he lied.
Maybe he didn’t, maybe killing is fun.
Well, all he knows is that he had won

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Well i guess is where is put my favorates

Favorate movies:Out cold, Super Troopers, Any Adam Sandler or ben stiler movie

Favorate TV show:MXC, Law and Order SVU, Iron Chef, Any Adult swim show(yes i mean aqua teen hunger force too)

Favorate Music:HASTE THE MXTHER FXCKIN DAY BABY GREATEST BAND EVER, Any other metalcore like atreyu and as i lay dying and death to your king, and a select few hardcore bands like norma jean and emery and fear before the march of flames and other stuff


Favorate Books: the moon is a harsh mistress, Jumper, All harry potter books, All LOTRs

Favorate Actors:Adam Sandler, Ben Stiler

Favorate Actresses:Terra Reed (god she is a hotty)

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001: Name:Alex
002: Nickname: Big Al, Fast Al
003: Country of living:USA
004: Birthdate: 12/11/87
005: Length: 5'8"
006: Eye color: blueish
007: Shoesize: 14 (yah i no but i cant help it)
008: School/work: school
009: You smoke: no, never
010: Hobby's: paintballin'
011: Brothers/Sisters: 2 sisters,1 brother (we're identical twins and dats him up der in the pic)
012: Relationship: not at the moment
013: Piercing(s): NOPE
014: Tattoo: no
015: Fave Country to go to: USA.
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: no, not yet
017: Nicest person(s) you met this year:KALE (you duh man)
018: Person you rather not have met this year: TABBY(bitch)
019: Who would you like to meet: don't know
020: Who do you admire most: MY SiS
021: Most sexy person(s): u know who u are!
022: Favorite Pyama: pyama?
023: Favorite Car: anything that goes
024: Favorite Movie(s): too many to name
025: Favorite music: Techno rap super rock
026: Favorite City(s): Reno (biggest little city in the world)
027: Favorite Plush: Care bear(story)
029: Favoriete Magazine: too many to name
030: Favorite sound: farts ;)
031: Favorite TV-series: MXC
032: Favorite Writer: The harry potter lady
033: Favorite Nickname: Big Al
034: What is on your mousepad:I ripped the Dell one in half so now it says DEL
035: What is under your bed: everthing
036: Favorite color: green
037: Favorite Song ever: oh there is so many
038: Favorite song at this moment:MY PLAGUE :SLIPKNOT(go iowa)
039: Favorite food: curly fries
040: Favorite class(s) in school: none
041: Favorite drink: RED fusion (Still)
042: Lucky number: 3
043: What do you think is greatest about yourself:MY ability to tell you whats wrong with your self ;)
044: What deodorant do you use:Old Spice
045: Favorite shoes: free ones
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: 10:00 to 11:00
047: What word(s) do you use most: Umm...
048: Most romantic moment in your life: when i made out with the bitch
049: Most embarassing moment in your life: don't remember
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: inside...
051: What do you do on the weekends: talk on et of hang out with friends
052: What class in school do you dislike most: math
053: Your Breakfast: whatever i feel like eatting
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: ugly stuff
055: one dog lacy, two cats hobbs and daisy,2 fish , hermit crab named dog
056: Laugh or dream: both
057: Serious or funny: both
058: Fast or slow: depends on what u r doing
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: relation
060: Simple or complicated?: both , depends on my mood
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: buried
062: Sex or alcohol: a little of both
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up late.
064: Light or dark?: dark
065: Speak or Silence: both, again depends on my mood
066: Tall or small man: tall ive been small for eva
067: News paper: Hawkeye
068: Hug or kiss: both
069: Happy or Sad: happy
070: Life or Death: life
071: Gig or Disco: neither
072: Left or Right: Left
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: i hate them
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: dark
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question?: i am not sure yet...
076: You believe in reincarnation:y not
077: You believe in Aliens:y not
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: I love you
079: Does true love exist: yes
080: How many kids would you like to have: kids? Ha!
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: those racist red necked basterds
082: Best feeling: being loved
083: Worst feeling in the world: guilt
084: What are you afraid of: people with big knifes
085: Are you an emotional person: yes , sometimes
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: depend
087: Your goal in life: to many to name
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: to get layed
089: Favorite art-artist: me
090: As what animal(s) would you like to reincarnate: cat cuz there lazy basterds


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It seems like everyone on here has one of these question/answer things... so I just stole one from my buddy Big J K! YAY! Lack of effort!


{x} Arrogant:

(o) I come off arrogant... but usually I'm just joking


{x} Insecure:
(o) Not around you


{x} Interesting:
(o) In a not so kinda way ;)


{x} Hungry:
(o) I'm always hungry... Yet I only weigh 125 pounds... damn metabolism... Damn it to hell


{x} Friendly:
(o) I love most... but not all


{x} Smart:
(o) I keep being told that but i dont get it


{x} Childish:
(o) Yes but im only 17 thats expected... right...


{x} Hard working:
(o) Unless it involves food, money, women, or sex, no effort will EVER be put into it


{x} Emotionally stable:
(o) Thats what my invible friend tells me ;)


{x} Difficult:
(o) only when the time is right


{x} Attractive:
(o) Only in the dark


{x} Sad:
(o) only when people make me


{x} Trusting:
(o) Only because I'm an idiot


{x} Talkative:
(o) DAMN STRAIGHT!


{x} Original:
(o) I stole this XO thing from someone else


{x} Different:
(o) Only kuz i have to be its boring to be the same right


{x} Unique:
(o) again in a not so kinda way ;)


{x} Color your hair?
(o) Brownish black


{x} Have tattoos?
(o) Nope... I feel bad for the 80 year old women that have them from their hooker days


{x} Piercings?
(o) Nope im not in to that


{x} Have a boyfriend?
(o) hope i never do no afence to you guys that r in to that


{x} Have a girlfriend?
(o)LOOK ABOVE /|\


{x} Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
(o) no dont no german


{x} Habla espanol?
(o) sorta no spanish


{x} En Francaise?
(o) Werd up

Age: 17

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Orc
Elftownworldmap 40°28.056'N 92°40.530'W

Place of living: USA-Iowa

Town: wapello

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglish

Elfwood writer: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonsdragons
dwarvesfunnywarriors
weapons

Computer interests
action gamesartchat
graphicsmusicstrategy games
videowebcam

Music
alternativeheavy metalhip hop
housepunkrap
rocktechno

Other interests
animalsanimebeer
card gameschasing the preferred sexdancing
dogsdrinksfantasy
gamblingpartyphysics
poetryrole playingslacking
sportingwatching sportwine

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

Height: 173


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