[ally]'s latest EW-linkage led me to this really uber tour. This link is the first picture in the tour, click the text "boobs in woods" - that's the tour's name - in the upper right corner to access the tour. Look it through, it is and has excellent art.

<URL:http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/fanq/d/r/dragonsnail2/jezrianna.jpg.html>

(Now that you've been to the tour, you can call me a perv... No wait, no you can't!)

Oh and while we're on the subject...
http://www.1stforboots.co.uk/index.html
This'll be my favourite (favourite? The only!) shopping-place when I become self-supporting... ^^;

((Yes Darling, this is all especially for you :P))

I am Ze Uberosity!

And here's why:
-I haunt all cool WRS-contests and enter them
-I bought new sneakers/trainers and they are really red
-I solved the Big Japanese Grid Puzzle in the puzzle magazine that comes to my house. Yes, the big one. The one that was titled difficult... Yes, the result was a panda bear. =D
-I've actually managed to get rp stuff thought and written down lately.
-I managed to sit down and relax to watch Monk with Mom and I love Monk, that actor is the best psycho-actor in the world, right up there on top of the list with Steve Buscemi.

Sometime I'd like to make a chain of diary-links (link to a diarynote that links to another diarynote, etc) and then the final link would be something completely uber.

But as it is:

<diary:654786>

LOTR humor!

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.


2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.


3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.


4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.


5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.


CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
kills you.



I'M SAVED! :P

Ally Homigooosh have you noticed this?!?!?!


[ally] (People were created for life only)
Member created: 2002-10-26 01:18:11

[iippo] (Life was created for people like me only.)
Member created: 2002-10-26 16:51:21

Gape at ze speed!

Will you look at this! :O

DaMiaNs inferno
[ally]
shadow dweller
[Isilando]
[Hedda]
[Calico Tiger]
[Sunrose]
[Kileaiya]
Berengaria
[Levoton]

Such visitors at the same time. I do hope they enjoyed the trifle I... bought at the local co-op two weeks ago. o_Ò

Help out a cool contest to decide the winner:
<poll:58869>
(no, I'm not there, I just stalk the WRS nowadays)

Homigosh what a shoe. *wants, although could never wear, but still quidgels over it*

<diary:650337>

It's finally solved!

A chicken and an egg were lying in bed. The chicken was smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face, and the egg was frowning, looking a bit pissed off. The egg was heard to mutter to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we know the answer to that question."

Now I'll be happy for a while...

Houston, we have a pizza!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a pizza.
I'll make him a pizza he can't refuse.
May the pizza be with you.
Hasta la pizza, baby!
Pizzabud...
We're gonna need a bigger pizza...
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy pizza!
I love the smell of napalm in the pizza.
You can't handle the pizza!
Pizza, it enhances your face value.
I'm not pizza, I'm just drawn this way.
I haven't got a brain - only pizza.
My daddy used to say every man's got a pizza.
If you act like pizza, you get treated like pizza.
I can recognize a cry for pizza when I see one.
Hel-lo beautiful! How'd you get that pizza in your smile? (alternative version: Hel-lo beautiful! How'd you get that sunshine in your pizza?)
Every time you hear a bell rings it means some angel's just got his pizza.
Take your stinking pizza off me, you dirty ape!

XD
I do loooooooooove that pizza!

I had quite an interesting visitors list, I don't know any of them but I like their names.

~maggots-united~ 
Satyr
~Paz~
Wes Foxx
Cassave
Saphira's Flame
mojo07
Kuole - especially uber since it means 'die'
SPIRIT OF THE DRAGON
huseyin

Interesting news for role-players:
RPG Realm

No, it's not another wiki-rpg.

Arty rojects:

-iippo&ally contests
-Gaian avi-artsies until September 17.
-Another avi-project - the seven gods of happiness & 8 virtues of women (inspired by Samurai's Daughter)
-A contest "Be bold - doubt!"?
-Uni-work obviously, but some of this will be involved. I hope.
    *Mechanics, engines, things that move
    *Animation (linked to mechanics)
    *Zooming to stuff?

15:25:52 [windowframe]: :P was only two weeks, problem is, my ET is still in crappy mac version, which makes navigating a bit slower.



^'^

Me happy.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/arena/index.php?i=291353


I like to do avi-art in GaiaOnline (means I draw another person's avatar or "doll" as if they were a real person). It's great fun, I get to practice Photoshop and use my imagination, but sometimes the comments in the art arena are the best reward. I don't want to sound mean, but it ain't the "this is cool" -comments either. It's the stupid comments that really make my day. Now I am linking to my latest work, an avatar of a red-headed girl, so I made it all cute and cuddly, by the sea and stuff. And I just have to write some replies here to some of the comments, they just crack me up otherwise... XD


-"The body lacks the curves of a real girl. Other then that, I like it a lot! ^^"
iippo: Well, I was kind of going for a grouched-down position, you know sometimes we girls ache in the back for always being so curvy. And some girls are naturally flat. o.O

-"It's good...But she looks WAY too fat...."
-"uhmm thats pretty good, execpt her body is too thick."
iippo: Considering that my only real reference is my own body... *sigh* People like this are the reason for anorexia and bulimia.
And they watch far too much anime. o.O I wish someone would show these people a real woman, maybe they'd steer clear of hentai for a while...

-"yes this is so cool you should be a photoshop artist"
iippo: Wha? Either I don't know what a Photoshop artist is, or I'm not using PhotoShop (to my grande surprise). Or the picture doesn't look like PhotoShopped. o.O

-"this pictrure is off the hook"
iippo: I assume this member goes around the art arena and trashes everyone's art and rates zeros.

-"not nice at all you shoulden`t put this on"
iippo: First rule of argumenting: back up your claims with evidence! Now it's just sad blabbering.

-"the background's nice. Not crazy about how the person was drawn and colored though. Sorry."
iippo: One trick pony. Do't like anything that is any different from the regular style.

-"Not bad, but the colorings a bit slopy. "
-"it's a bit blurry colored"
iippo: I actually want it that way since I despise the perfect, flawless anime world, and I will lose my nerve for going crazy about some tiny little detail since this is just for my amusement.

-"could be sharper and more detailed"
iippo: In the real art world we pfft at detail. The less detail you have and still look awesome, the greater artist you are. It's just like being an assassin (in Leon). The better you are, the smaller weapon you get to use. Pros use knives.

-"Is her neck broken?(don't take it personally) . . ."
iippo: o.O Don't take it personally? Darling, I'm a pro, I know how to handle critique.

-"your going to be an artist for sure!"
iippo: One can only hope... ^'^;

iippo: It's not proper to tell someone that they are sexy just like that.
-I'm not saying you are sexy just like that. I'm saying you are sexy just like me.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/arena/index.php?i=285437