[iippo]'s diary
Written about Saturday 2005-11-12
Written: (6942 days ago)
If you want to see some male-beauty, then the Elfwood tour "We want them all!! :D (SEXY MEN)" by Magdalena J. Wolff is not the place to go. Most if not all of the images in the tour had long hair, red cherry lips, dreamy eyes and God few of them had suspicious bulges in their chest, as if they had very small implants or were bodybuilders that had only been building their chest... >.< There is only one with actual body-hair (http://elfwood
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Seems that only me and [Linn Scarlett] seem to have a natural man as an ideal. Others want shemales or other gay hybrids. Isn't it enough that the fashion female ideal is thin and flat (=gay, because fashion designers are gay so they don't like boobies), does the fantasy-male ideal have to be gay too?! *directs all such-thinking females to the art of Tom of Finland* Yeah, you google that!
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A happy birthday-messa
Words added after the "happy birthday"
-iippo (fair enough, that's my name)
-ippo (erm, well... yeah, still my name)
-ho (...)
-dude (w00t)
-you (heh)
-you iippo-ish thing! (a compilation of fair enough w00t heh ...)
Then there's things like
"You're right, R2, it's iippo's birthday and we're sending her our congratulation
"Haippy birthdai iippo! Bi well in your life and bi happiy not oinly in 07.11 but everi one of the othier 365 (+1 eveiry four yearis :oP ) dais in the year!!"
"Wow, two whole decades. Happy Birthday!"
:) Makes one feel luffed.
Written about Sunday 2005-11-06
Written: (6948 days ago)
Written about Thursday 2005-11-03
Written: (6951 days ago)
Finska vanner, look at this and wonder "wtf":
(It was an ad in my Hotmail. It says "If you are a student or otherwise young, click here and you can win 555 toilet brushes.")
Written about Thursday 2005-11-03
Written: (6951 days ago)
2005-11-02 [fliwi flumpkin floozleberry]: j'ai une chat qui s'appelle monsieur pamplemousse..
2005-11-02 [albert]: qe?
2005-11-02 [Madame Black]: I think I got like.... four words out of that o.O and that's only cause I know spanish
2005-11-02 [Daring Silence]: I loved taking French!
16:28:22 [minifer]: cassie said "i have a cat who is called mr grapefruit..he has long hair and is very beautiful...i love mr grapefruit!!".
21:03:44 [iippo]: Pamplemousse is the most ridiculous word in existance.
End of discussion. -_-
Written about Thursday 2005-11-03
Written: (6951 days ago)
http://cgi.eba
I'm happy someone is as vengeful as I am... :3
OMG I found it I found it!!
Katla!!!
http://www.hje
Found in [nokaredes]'s diary:
Ze Ultimate Computer Desk!
Written about Thursday 2005-10-20
Written: (6965 days ago)
Finally! A link to give to aaaaall of those really really really annoying people!
http://fake.sw
Written about Wednesday 2005-10-12
Written: (6973 days ago)
Love is like coffee: if it doesn't nearly kill you, it's no good.
Reply from [Stephen]:
Life would be boring without love, and I'd be too tired to live without coffee!
http://www.kon
Could I have a Coke please?
Love is like coffee: if it doesn't nearly kill you, it's no good.
That's original iippo for you darlings of the towns, kings of the New World.
also:
http://www.cap
I want this damn ducky!
And another thing:
2005-10-07 [beautiful _ darkness]: iippo is right
Too true darling. :P (I don't know who it is, the comment was in a contest wiki. But she knows her stuff, obviously :P)
And one cliche here:
I see dead people.
A guy walked in here that looks like a guy I used to know, but who's dead now...
Am I mad or is it completely fine for me to not want to buy glass window fittings from a company called Break Well's?
DESCRIBE
The story behind your screen name
A tutor in school when I went to year 7 gave it to me. Haven't shaken it since and it fits the Marx Bros. category.
Your place of living?
Well, there's this house that has this room that has this bed on which is this guy on or under or next to which is this girl who goes down the road to uni.
Your wallet
It's small and black and there's writing on it "seven seas"... Yes, how did you know I was a pirate? Yarr...
The jewellery you wear daily
A silvery crucifix. It's the only one I wear daily-daily, then there are those that I wear usually but not all the time.
the CD in your stereo right now
How incredibly awkward but at the moment I do not have a stereo or anything that plays music at all. But I'm gettign a DVD-player that will... Last thing I listened to though was Bjork's Best of.
What you are wearing now
Brown trousers that are just a wee bit too big, so if I pull they will come off and when I walk they sort of slide all the time and a greyish top and orange earrings
What is in your mouth
Nothing out of the ordinary, tongue, teeth... well, there is this metal wire-thingie that's keeping my top teeth in place, but that's behind the teeth so no one can really see it, unless they know me really really closely (and manage to persuade me to open my mouth long enough for them to see inside)
What is in your head
In it? Grey mush that is expected to come out as refined and defined and intellectual visual interpretation
Your eating
Anything I can catch that doesn't make me gag. Liver makes me gag. Too spicy food makes me sort of gag.
Some of your favourite movies
Funny, old, black and white, witty dialogue (although some are mute). Not all obviously, but some are like that.
Something you're looking forward to
Darling coming home from work (I sound married don't I?)
The last thing you ate
It was immersed in milk, and... shortly put, it was Shreddies. Yes, I had Shreddies for dinner.
Something that you are deathly afraid of
Well... death is quite deathly isn't it? And that's a bit hard to describe...
http://www.anr
I'll cry now...
Written about Thursday 2005-10-06
Written: (6979 days ago)
http://tinyurl
Le confucion! XD
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in
Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting
a tan.
+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns
plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start; The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa River (in Finland) gets a
little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final
barbecue before winter.
-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long
sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer
celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the
earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F
Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog
stands.
-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones
their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie
and stay indoors.
-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't
store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out
on winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the
farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele (=damn),
it's cold outside today."
-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over; Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest
Finally! I've been looking this thing for ages! (Well, not very actively or I would have found it).
I also remember another bit about the heat in sauna (a few ten degrees up the scale... +40 Celcius: "The sauna is a bit chilly..." or something like that)
Whee for [windowframe] for finding it for me in [snow_sheep]'s house!
Written about Wednesday 2005-10-05
Written: (6980 days ago)
this is the sad depressed little fuckweed saying that I won't be too active in the near future because.
I just... want to be a bit anti-social for a moment.
Yes darlings, this is a call of attention because my life is that sad that I can't do anything in the evenings and mornings but to watch tv, cook, eat, go out, have sex and sleep peacefully.
The bottom line is (not the one between my cheeks where the underwear goes, but something else) that
uni started.
-_-