[iippo]'s diary
Written about Monday 2005-11-28
Written: (6926 days ago)
[AdeloriaAshcroft] - Why?!?! WHYYYYY?!?!?!?
As I have decided to hang in the computer room today until 2 am, I will fill silvie's silly little questionnaires (art can wait).
What would you do if...
-A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?:
Assuming it wouldn't be my dirty old guy, I'd slap him in the face. And by the next time I'll be in an airport I'll probably have practiced enough of my Psycho-screams (I used to be able to scream like that and I want to do it again), so I'd most likely apply one of those as well, to attract as much attention as possible, so for the rest of the wait for the plane he will be known as the indecent bastard who put the tall gorgeous damsel in distress. :D
-Somebody was about to steal your car?:
Let's pretend my car is my sisters car... Then, ehm... What would I do... Stare and go "dude, wtf". Or Psycho-scream again. :D
-You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?:
I'd make sure Isabel was no where in sight, then get the vacuum and hover them all up and not tel Isabel, she'd freak. I assume they're not tarantulas or something dangerously poisonous like that since those sortsa spiders don't exist.
-You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?:
I would continue speaking without noticing and knowing that anyone paying attention was incredibly childish and didn't have a sense of reality. Sides, all art students are filthy pigs anyway, so no one would care.
-The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?:
Person I just kissed: my boyfriend. And I would kill him while asking who the fuck had he licked to get oral herpes.
-You have three wishes?:
1. To always have the exactly right amount of money in my pocket, when ever I need money.
2. To be able to learn languages with mere will-power for the rest of my life.
3.
-The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?:
Change the law in the age-limit of voting in Finland to be moved from exact 18 to the year you will turn 18 (so if you are born in November and the election is in March, you can still vote although you're technically 17, because you are just as mature as the arses in your class who were born in January). And I'd illegalize smoking, just because I hate it that much.
-Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:
I wouldn't answer the door when someone I don't know is knocking, unless they try to come in with their own keys, which makes them university-sta
-You had a time machine?:
I would arrange it to be a tourist atraction and make huge loads of money and make my life a tenfolds easier. And I'd get a great degree because I'd come back from the future years later and help myself out with my work. Yeah. :)
-FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: What, just one? Or a weekly half-an-hour slot? I'd broadcast arty animation and generally make it really arty and cool, like me. :P
Would you rather...
-Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?:
Cancer because of what Silvie said. Although I'd probably keep it on hold to see if anyone I like would get either and then I'd find the cure to which ever one they'd have.
-Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?:
Flying would probably be a bit cold and I don't think it'd be that splendid anyway and because Nightcrawler is way cooler than Superman: the power to teleport.
-Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?:
O_o Hmm, would I want either of those? No, I'd pass.
Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?:
Skinny, because things fit skinny people not fat people (things like clothes and small doors etc).
-Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Forest obviously.
-Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?:
I'm gonna guess comedy because it's harder to achieve and more fun to make.
-Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock because i'm not a ho.
-Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?:
Feb, because then at least you'd get two sets of presents and no one would come to spend my birthday with me on Christmas Day anyways.
-Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?:
What a shitty question. But I have never been one of the mole-people but more like a caveman anyway... Afghanistan.
-Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?:
Penitentiary.
-Would you rather snow board or hang glide:
Eww. Out of the two un-good options: snowboard. But I wouldn't tie the board to my feet (=suicide), I'd go down the hill with that thing that kids go down the hill with (sledge? Slay... Something that starts with 'sle').
-Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?:
Pirate. Ninjas die. Pirates also die but they have better weather and nicer music ("Choose your weapon for the duel!" "I choose... the banjo!" "I accept!" "You do?" XD)
Somebody help me out to get this (but keep it clean, I'm not defending anybody, I'm just confused).
I watch the house of [nokaredes] whom I know is watching the house of [Exapno Mapcase] and bunch of other people as well. Bob makes or at least used to make it very clear in the house that Bob watches people's houses. There was a text "if you think I'm watching your house, I probably am." That's what I do as well. Now Bob has an interesting diary. And lately, weird things have been going on in there about people calling Bob an art thief, speaking of an art thief -warning in Bob's house. I can't see such warning no matter which ET-account I'm on, so either it is a secret guard-warning (these people complaining about Bob are not guards btw) or it is an imaginary warning they are seeing.
The first art thief -thing in that diary I just passed as some weirdo, they said something about a name-change and still being able to know that it's an art thief visiting their house (Bob used to be called 'I get stalked by snowmen'). Well, Bob was equally confused and passed it. Since then Bob's been getting quite a few such "keep out of my house art thief" -messages Bob's been reporting in the diary, even to the extent as to messaging a guard about asking if it's ok to report harrassment about someone calling Bob an art thief (the reply was yes).
What is mostly confusing about this because names I know started coming up in there. [moira hawthorne] whom I know from arty connections, [Linn Scarlett] whom I know from rp-connections
If visiting someone's house frequently (aka watching their house) without them knowing you would be considered stalking, the "watch this house" -button would be "friends only" -option. Presentation is the public thing of you, you can't tell anybody not to come see it. You can tell them not to contact you, you can make your diary friends only, you can tell a person to leave your wiki (and if they don't you can report them), but just watching the house is not stalking. It can be a hint of someone stalking, but they need to do more than that. I watch houses of amazing artists because I want to know when they upload a new image. I don't know them and I don't want to know. I only click when they change their things to see the change, I'm not interested in their person. And I've gotten the same impression of Bob - Bob's never contacted Exapno.
This is really bothering me because of so many of my contacts are involved, so anyone, please relieve my agony, and explain this to me.
I'm a twat, I've been running up to the Central Library for my Batmen when in fact Stoke library has a better selection and is way closer to my house anyway! >.<;;; *self-loathes* But the whole library system is shite anyway in their Batmanisity: they have No Man's Land vol. 1 and vol. 3. Any chance of vol. 2 there anywhere? Guess once: Nope. They don't even have it listed in the search-engine (where they even have titles listed that they have no copies of). My last speckle of hope is that No Man's Land vol. 2 is actually called something else and therefore didn't come up in the search. Another thing that bugs me is that they have a kazillion copies of Year One in every darn branch, but Year Two is in two obscure, small libraries some where out of town. Come on!! I need my Batty!
Another rant is directed at Best Of Your Race Badge Competition. I know Duredhel is a talented artist and all that, but puh-leese! Is it necessary for it to win in every God damn category? Not to mention that most of the entrants didn't follow size-restricti
Enough of rantage, I'll be in Writersco where nobody is unfair to me... >.<;;;
Written about Saturday 2005-11-12
Written: (6942 days ago)
If you want to see some male-beauty, then the Elfwood tour "We want them all!! :D (SEXY MEN)" by Magdalena J. Wolff is not the place to go. Most if not all of the images in the tour had long hair, red cherry lips, dreamy eyes and God few of them had suspicious bulges in their chest, as if they had very small implants or were bodybuilders that had only been building their chest... >.< There is only one with actual body-hair (http://elfwood
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Seems that only me and [Linn Scarlett] seem to have a natural man as an ideal. Others want shemales or other gay hybrids. Isn't it enough that the fashion female ideal is thin and flat (=gay, because fashion designers are gay so they don't like boobies), does the fantasy-male ideal have to be gay too?! *directs all such-thinking females to the art of Tom of Finland* Yeah, you google that!
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A happy birthday-messa
Words added after the "happy birthday"
-iippo (fair enough, that's my name)
-ippo (erm, well... yeah, still my name)
-ho (...)
-dude (w00t)
-you (heh)
-you iippo-ish thing! (a compilation of fair enough w00t heh ...)
Then there's things like
"You're right, R2, it's iippo's birthday and we're sending her our congratulation
"Haippy birthdai iippo! Bi well in your life and bi happiy not oinly in 07.11 but everi one of the othier 365 (+1 eveiry four yearis :oP ) dais in the year!!"
"Wow, two whole decades. Happy Birthday!"
:) Makes one feel luffed.
Written about Sunday 2005-11-06
Written: (6948 days ago)
Written about Thursday 2005-11-03
Written: (6951 days ago)
Finska vanner, look at this and wonder "wtf":
(It was an ad in my Hotmail. It says "If you are a student or otherwise young, click here and you can win 555 toilet brushes.")
Written about Thursday 2005-11-03
Written: (6951 days ago)
2005-11-02 [fliwi flumpkin floozleberry]: j'ai une chat qui s'appelle monsieur pamplemousse..
2005-11-02 [albert]: qe?
2005-11-02 [Madame Black]: I think I got like.... four words out of that o.O and that's only cause I know spanish
2005-11-02 [Daring Silence]: I loved taking French!
16:28:22 [minifer]: cassie said "i have a cat who is called mr grapefruit..he has long hair and is very beautiful...i love mr grapefruit!!".
21:03:44 [iippo]: Pamplemousse is the most ridiculous word in existance.
End of discussion. -_-
Written about Thursday 2005-11-03
Written: (6951 days ago)
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I'm happy someone is as vengeful as I am... :3
OMG I found it I found it!!
Katla!!!
http://www.hje
Found in [nokaredes]'s diary:
Ze Ultimate Computer Desk!
Written about Thursday 2005-10-20
Written: (6965 days ago)
Finally! A link to give to aaaaall of those really really really annoying people!
http://fake.sw
Written about Wednesday 2005-10-12
Written: (6973 days ago)
Love is like coffee: if it doesn't nearly kill you, it's no good.
Reply from [Stephen]:
Life would be boring without love, and I'd be too tired to live without coffee!
http://www.kon
Could I have a Coke please?
Love is like coffee: if it doesn't nearly kill you, it's no good.
That's original iippo for you darlings of the towns, kings of the New World.
also:
http://www.cap
I want this damn ducky!
And another thing:
2005-10-07 [beautiful _ darkness]: iippo is right
Too true darling. :P (I don't know who it is, the comment was in a contest wiki. But she knows her stuff, obviously :P)
And one cliche here:
I see dead people.
A guy walked in here that looks like a guy I used to know, but who's dead now...
Am I mad or is it completely fine for me to not want to buy glass window fittings from a company called Break Well's?
DESCRIBE
The story behind your screen name
A tutor in school when I went to year 7 gave it to me. Haven't shaken it since and it fits the Marx Bros. category.
Your place of living?
Well, there's this house that has this room that has this bed on which is this guy on or under or next to which is this girl who goes down the road to uni.
Your wallet
It's small and black and there's writing on it "seven seas"... Yes, how did you know I was a pirate? Yarr...
The jewellery you wear daily
A silvery crucifix. It's the only one I wear daily-daily, then there are those that I wear usually but not all the time.
the CD in your stereo right now
How incredibly awkward but at the moment I do not have a stereo or anything that plays music at all. But I'm gettign a DVD-player that will... Last thing I listened to though was Bjork's Best of.
What you are wearing now
Brown trousers that are just a wee bit too big, so if I pull they will come off and when I walk they sort of slide all the time and a greyish top and orange earrings
What is in your mouth
Nothing out of the ordinary, tongue, teeth... well, there is this metal wire-thingie that's keeping my top teeth in place, but that's behind the teeth so no one can really see it, unless they know me really really closely (and manage to persuade me to open my mouth long enough for them to see inside)
What is in your head
In it? Grey mush that is expected to come out as refined and defined and intellectual visual interpretation
Your eating
Anything I can catch that doesn't make me gag. Liver makes me gag. Too spicy food makes me sort of gag.
Some of your favourite movies
Funny, old, black and white, witty dialogue (although some are mute). Not all obviously, but some are like that.
Something you're looking forward to
Darling coming home from work (I sound married don't I?)
The last thing you ate
It was immersed in milk, and... shortly put, it was Shreddies. Yes, I had Shreddies for dinner.
Something that you are deathly afraid of
Well... death is quite deathly isn't it? And that's a bit hard to describe...