Why you should not inquire how I am today:

I hit my head last night and it is making me incredibly cranky.
I had a great night last night and it's making me incredibly happy.
I had an incredibly shitty morning and that's making me feel quite horrible.
I had an excellent drawing class this morning and that's making me go w00t.

Means I fought with Darling, we made up, I hurt myself (by accident), I went to sleep cuddling with him, I woke up and tore myself away from him to go to uni and then did excellent drawing.

I don't exactly know if I'm having a shitty day or an excellent one.
O.o

To be continued after the day is done.

*continues the chain of diary-entry-thievery and introduces the Diary Entry that was stolen from [Linn Scarlett] who stole it from [Kyrinn]!*

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal bout your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

http://www.kepa.fi/kumppani/arkisto/2004_3/3628

The things you come across while googling for engines and motors... O_o;

http://members.cox.net/cdfellows/engines.htm

Elftown Guards Suk Ass!
Another one? >.<;;;

Torture Methods Through The Ages
In progress, bombard me with ideas, pwease.

[Analeyin]
X_x
Another [Jay Ladlehaus], i.e. a person that I could be. I could have written that bio, word for word.
X_x

How ridiculous!
My phone dictionary didn't know the word "blimey" but offered the word "climey" in stead... DoubleUTeeEf is climey?!?!

[iippo]'s last visitors:
[windowframe]
[Mirime]

[windowframe]'s last visitors:
[iippo]
[Mirime]

[Mirime]'s last visitors
[windowframe]
[iippo]

Heh.

Life could be weirder I suppose... but it's not:
I have yet again fallen out with Darling, I'm very tired of things (placement that took the whole last week of my life, fighting, having a roommate again) and now I'm furthermore stressing myself out because I promised a friend I'd go to her Ann Summers party in her house which is far and in a strange place.

I am Ann Summer's stressed out stomach ache in sexy underwear.

and I'm broke. Going to an Ann Summers party while broke. I really got my life in hand. >.O

Have you sent your letter to Santa this year? I have.

Rakas Joulupukki
Olen jo toista vuotta ulkomailla opiskelemassa ja siihen liittyy omat kiireensa niin etta joulu tuppaa melkein livahtamaan huomaamatta, esim. ei tule syotya jouluruokia ja joululaulujen sanatkin muistaa vain puoliksi... Mutta tana vuonna tulen jouluksi kotiin Suomeen. Se on erikoinen ristiriita, kun joudun jattamaan ystavani tanne (muiden muassa sulhaseni), niin etta on vaikea sanoa tulenko olemaan iloinen etta saan viettaa joulun kotona vai surullinen koska kaipaan heita...
Toivon vain etta kaikki sujuu hyvin tana jouluna, ei riitoja eika ongelmia.
Ai niin, uudet ladattavat patterit olisi myos kiva, nama vanhat eivat kesta ladattuina tuntiakaan. :)

I made :D

And the Moomin goes to...

Practice with a tablet, based on FAR Gallery 62

I made these heads. Wow. They're 3D. Wow.

I am so lame. >.<


(I'll probs do something with them in PS - or not)

To the tune of "We Wish you a Merry Christmas"


We wish you a lucious meatloaf,
We wish you a lucious meatloaf,
We wish you a Tasty Meatloaf,
With Lots of Graaaaavy.


We wish you lots of Turkey,
We wish you lots of Turkey,
We wish you lots of Turkey,
With Tassssty Stufffing.


We Wish you Banana Puddings,
We Wish you Banana Puddings,
We Wish you Banana Puddings,
And lots of good Cheer!


We Wish you stacks of Fruitcake,
We Wish you stacks of Fruitcake,
We Wish you stacks of Fruitcake,
And mugs of hot cider.


We wish you Love and Laughter,
We wish you Family Fun,
We Wish you Mistletoe,
And a warm Heartfilled Glow.


© 2005 Marion Z. Skydancer and Dragon's Chyld Studio

[liiga]
[Mom]
[someelf]
[Jacco]
[thuthuca]
Bumsoft
[Dory]
[The Red Baron]
Celorfiwyn
knightangel

I love it when I can recognice so many of my visitors... :)

I need a couple of animation characters to re-do in ASCII.

Mickey Mouse
Donald Duck
Felix the Cat
Simpson
Bugs Bunny
Moomin

Feed me suggestions.

Some of the questions of this week's gallup-channel:

Do you wear a reflector/luminous badge?
What is the strongest experience you've had on a vacation abroad?
What is the strongest experience you've had on a vacation in your homecountry?
What experience would you like to experience on a vacation?
What would be the ideal place to have this experience if you didn't have consider costs?

[AdeloriaAshcroft] - Why?!?! WHYYYYY?!?!?!?!? Why has such a... such, have my name as their username!?

As I have decided to hang in the computer room today until 2 am, I will fill silvie's silly little questionnaires (art can wait).

What would you do if...

-A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?:
Assuming it wouldn't be my dirty old guy, I'd slap him in the face. And by the next time I'll be in an airport I'll probably have practiced enough of my Psycho-screams (I used to be able to scream like that and I want to do it again), so I'd most likely apply one of those as well, to attract as much attention as possible, so for the rest of the wait for the plane he will be known as the indecent bastard who put the tall gorgeous damsel in distress. :D

-Somebody was about to steal your car?:
Let's pretend my car is my sisters car... Then, ehm... What would I do... Stare and go "dude, wtf". Or Psycho-scream again. :D

-You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?:
I'd make sure Isabel was no where in sight, then get the vacuum and hover them all up and not tel Isabel, she'd freak. I assume they're not tarantulas or something dangerously poisonous like that since those sortsa spiders don't exist.

-You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?:
I would continue speaking without noticing and knowing that anyone paying attention was incredibly childish and didn't have a sense of reality. Sides, all art students are filthy pigs anyway, so no one would care.

-The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?:
Person I just kissed: my boyfriend. And I would kill him while asking who the fuck had he licked to get oral herpes.

-You have three wishes?:
1. To always have the exactly right amount of money in my pocket, when ever I need money.
2. To be able to learn languages with mere will-power for the rest of my life.
3.

-The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?:
Change the law in the age-limit of voting in Finland to be moved from exact 18 to the year you will turn 18 (so if you are born in November and the election is in March, you can still vote although you're technically 17, because you are just as mature as the arses in your class who were born in January). And I'd illegalize smoking, just because I hate it that much.

-Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:
I wouldn't answer the door when someone I don't know is knocking, unless they try to come in with their own keys, which makes them university-staff. So if she had just gotten a proper job with Cov Uni Accommodation Office, I'd open and tell her to go buy them jumper cables with uni money and stop bothering me while I'm happily naked in the comfort of my own home.

-You had a time machine?:
I would arrange it to be a tourist atraction and make huge loads of money and make my life a tenfolds easier. And I'd get a great degree because I'd come back from the future years later and help myself out with my work. Yeah. :)

-FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: What, just one? Or a weekly half-an-hour slot? I'd broadcast arty animation and generally make it really arty and cool, like me. :P



Would you rather...

-Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?:
Cancer because of what Silvie said. Although I'd probably keep it on hold to see if anyone I like would get either and then I'd find the cure to which ever one they'd have.

-Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?:
Flying would probably be a bit cold and I don't think it'd be that splendid anyway and because Nightcrawler is way cooler than Superman: the power to teleport.

-Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?:
O_o Hmm, would I want either of those? No, I'd pass.

Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?:
Skinny, because things fit skinny people not fat people (things like clothes and small doors etc).

-Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Forest obviously.

-Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?:
I'm gonna guess comedy because it's harder to achieve and more fun to make.

-Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock because i'm not a ho.

-Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?:
Feb, because then at least you'd get two sets of presents and no one would come to spend my birthday with me on Christmas Day anyways.

-Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?:
What a shitty question. But I have never been one of the mole-people but more like a caveman anyway... Afghanistan.

-Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?:
Penitentiary.

-Would you rather snow board or hang glide:
Eww. Out of the two un-good options: snowboard. But I wouldn't tie the board to my feet (=suicide), I'd go down the hill with that thing that kids go down the hill with (sledge? Slay... Something that starts with 'sle').

-Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?:
Pirate. Ninjas die. Pirates also die but they have better weather and nicer music ("Choose your weapon for the duel!" "I choose... the banjo!" "I accept!" "You do?" XD)

Somebody help me out to get this (but keep it clean, I'm not defending anybody, I'm just confused).

I watch the house of [nokaredes] whom I know is watching the house of [Exapno Mapcase] and bunch of other people as well. Bob makes or at least used to make it very clear in the house that Bob watches people's houses. There was a text "if you think I'm watching your house, I probably am." That's what I do as well. Now Bob has an interesting diary. And lately, weird things have been going on in there about people calling Bob an art thief, speaking of an art thief -warning in Bob's house. I can't see such warning no matter which ET-account I'm on, so either it is a secret guard-warning (these people complaining about Bob are not guards btw) or it is an imaginary warning they are seeing.

The first art thief -thing in that diary I just passed as some weirdo, they said something about a name-change and still being able to know that it's an art thief visiting their house (Bob used to be called 'I get stalked by snowmen'). Well, Bob was equally confused and passed it. Since then Bob's been getting quite a few such "keep out of my house art thief" -messages Bob's been reporting in the diary, even to the extent as to messaging a guard about asking if it's ok to report harrassment about someone calling Bob an art thief (the reply was yes).

What is mostly confusing about this because names I know started coming up in there. [moira hawthorne] whom I know from arty connections, [Linn Scarlett] whom I know from rp-connections, [Kileaiya] whom I know from [ally]-connections... All of which I know to be the "better quality ETers". And I can't understand this art thief thing! (If you know why Bob is an art thief, then quickly, point me to the reason! Wiki where Bob showed someone's art as Bob's? Whose art did Bob put in the house without the artist agreement?)

If visiting someone's house frequently (aka watching their house) without them knowing you would be considered stalking, the "watch this house" -button would be "friends only" -option. Presentation is the public thing of you, you can't tell anybody not to come see it. You can tell them not to contact you, you can make your diary friends only, you can tell a person to leave your wiki (and if they don't you can report them), but just watching the house is not stalking. It can be a hint of someone stalking, but they need to do more than that. I watch houses of amazing artists because I want to know when they upload a new image. I don't know them and I don't want to know. I only click when they change their things to see the change, I'm not interested in their person. And I've gotten the same impression of Bob - Bob's never contacted Exapno.

This is really bothering me because of so many of my contacts are involved, so anyone, please relieve my agony, and explain this to me.