From a wiki going on about how suicide doesn't always kill you.
You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25yr old who tried to electrocute himself. He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.
What about jumping? Ask John. He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sense of humour. That was before he lept from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care. He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he knows he used to be normal.
What about pills? Ask the 12yr old with extensive liver damage from an overdose. Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.
What about a gun? Ask the 24yd old who shot himself in the head. Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side. He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.
What's wrong with the good ole slashing your wrists? If you mess up, you can always try again. o.O Unless you manage to cut your hands off...
I had a dream that everyone in Elftown was real life people :O
It included bicycling with my sister in a horrible muddy terrain (she kicked bears!), fighting play-war with these strangers whom I only knew by their codenames and hunting down a man who had been stealing stuff and had killed a wolf and in the end we found out that he had a very small dog that might not survive the winter so the man had been stealing fur from other dogs to keep his warm (not all the fur, bits), and my sister claimed that I had been in England for so long that my dog was already 18 years old. ¬.¬ Not true. And then some Council-member
Then I woke up to notice that my alarm-o'clock would ring in two minutes -_-;
*sulks at Tempie's mood*
*draws by pencil* *trys to press ctrl+s* -_-
*messes up pencil drawing* *quickly thinks "ctrl+z!" Then realises how stupid is being and thinks "ctrl+alt+z!"*
iippo = too addicted to PhotoShop.
w00t! Darling I found the lyrics to Cuppycake!
You’re my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-ump
You’re my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogu
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I’ll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear!
18:01:07: there was a place in the town I grew up called the Chat and Chew. Who would EAT at a place called that?? Just waiting to see a restuarant called Snarf n Barf. LOL
Heh, kinda like my "I'd never buy windows or other glassware from a company called 'Breakwells'..
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I like it when I get impressive visitors... :3
What is the use of sponge tool in PhotoShop? I mean... I see what it does but... what does it do?
I apologise for the vulgarity in this diary-note. But I feel the need to say it anyway.
I think everyone who finds vampire-fangs cool or claims to have them, should consider the fact that such things in the mouth would greatly enhance fellation. >_> So only if they want to be known for being a good cocksucker, should they mention such things in their bio. (I for one wouldn't tell my sexual likings to all the world, but that could just be me).
[Issak] - his name backwards is Finnish for bag. It would be so cool if he were Finn.
Par.
Right now...
( What are you listening to? ) Alanis Morissette (I'm a Bitch, I'm a Lover) -- One of the Very rare few female singers that I can actually tolerate
( What are you watching? ) A conversation with Darling, where I'm trying to convince him that he is drunk too
( What time is it? ) Eight
( What are you wearing? ) A skirt! :O Omg. And bootses that ara liked
( Hey baby, nice shoes... ) Are you ara, omg!
( What're you drinking? ) Water (and some wine a bit earlier but shhh don't tell!)
( Eating? ) Hmm, there's some cookies in my bag
( Got both hands on the keyboard? ) When typing, of course.
( You sure bout that? ) The hack? Silvie, slay this bastrad questionnaire!
( Who are you talkin to? ) Darling (on messenger)
( What other windows do you have open? ) ET, GIMP, EasyMessage
( How bored are you? ) Not at all, I tingle all over
( Be anywhere, where would you be? ) I'm ok here. Bathroom is my other option *crosses legs*
( Who would you be with? ) Darling would be ok
( What would you be doing? ) Mmm, art or sex, both are nice.
*rereads*
FFS, I'm so ditzy. :O
Writeth ye the first thing that pops into your headeth on seeing the following wordles:
Courage: Cougars. o.O
Driver: Diver o.O
Yoga: Yoda
Bakery: Treason
Roach: I don't want to say that word out loud. -_-
Mushroom: Pokemon
Sprung: Wonter
Exotic: Erotic
Pythagorean: Something Greek probably. Too bad I don't understand Greek.
Cellular: Animation
Hammer: Hummingbird
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Wooooow!!! Duuudes!! Amazing!
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It's so funny. I'm using my Chinese friend's laptop, and it has... interesting features.
If I press shift+c some weird tool will pop up.
If I press shift alone, it toggles whether I want to type in english or chinese (this causes me so much frustration, you can't begin to imagine).
If I press shift+x - well for a long time I didn't know what it did, all I knew was that the capital x wouldn't show up... And now, all of a sudden the computer starts reading out some Tournament-jud
Hilarious, nearly fell off my seat.
Have you ever truly appreciated the fact that if you eat fast enough, you can actually eat anything.
Having said that... *tries to find the knife that was on the plate two seconds ago*
Things that make me feel old:
-Goths
When I was young (about 5 years ago) there was no such thing as goths. People who dressed like that or listened to music like that were called either satanists, punks or heavymetal-dud
Now I still have not figured out the goth agenda. I can read many gothy people's description explaining how people who just listen to the music and wear the clothes and makeup are posers, that they're not goth inside. One went on and said goth means different things to different people.... Just come on and spill the big secret already! What does it mean then to be goth?!
-Cartoons
Especially the ones that aired when I was a kid. So here I can be, sitting watching something like TNMT and I can remember what is going to happen! :O And the fact that I know all the lines to the Disney-movies that were released on video around the 90s is kind of a bummer as well at times.
Reduced shakespeare company:
The complete works of William Shakespeare (abridged)
Complete Hollywood (abridged)
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Yesterday I was having a read of someone's rant against another person and a thing that had offended the writer was the way the other person had used her character in a yaoi-painting. My two cents for this:
Yaoi is no more art than hentai is. It is not 'artistic nudity', it's not even 'sexual art' it is down right pornographic. Any hentai image would be removed from any elfhouse without question (other, non-manga sexual drawings also), but then what happens with ths yaoi-stuff? It wins Christmas art competition! And to borrow Silvie's word, it's because people are so heterophobic that now separate rules must be applied to homosexual things? People are afraid to tell that gay-pornograph
Another thing that irks me is snooze in alarm clocks. I never use it, I don't see the point. I know when I want to wake up so I set my alarm at that time. But the people I have to share my sleeping-space with me are not so. They will put the alarm at 9, let it ring (here's where I wake up), turn it on snooze. In 6-10 minutes it rings again. They turn it on snooze again until it is the time when they know they have to wake up. Now me, I know I need to wake up at 10, but my fellow sleeper makes me wake up an hour early and I will not go back to sleep, or even if I did manage, I would only be woken again with the next snooze and again had to struggle to sleep again. Why can't they just put the alarm to wake them when they need to wake up? Or at the first alarm change the time to the final time when they need to wake up, so they wouldn't have to press snooze three four times? Or just tell me when they need to wake up, and I'd take care they will... <.< And extra cringe on the snooze comes from mobile phone alarms. The alarm is some ridiculous ringtone and the newer contraptions even vibrate and flash lights and what-not, and when that happens every 10 minutes full one hour before you need to wake up... I'd find that a pretty effective torture method.