[iippo]'s diary

741620  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-01-31
Written: (6861 days ago)

From [Hedda]'s latest two diary entries, I deduct that Moscow is Hell.

I'm just glad it's not Helsinki.

741569  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-01-31
Written: (6862 days ago)
Next in thread: 741663, 741669, 741738

What were you doing last night, around 7.00 pm GMT?
I'm interested, because that is when the world ended.
No need to panic, it was re-created an hour later.

741562  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-01-31
Written: (6862 days ago)
740930  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-01-30
Written: (6863 days ago)
Next in thread: 740931

How the fuck do you change the language settings in GIMP? Some fucktard has gone and changed it into Spanish in this Very Public Computer that is actually situated in England. It amazes me that someone is actually so fucking stupid and inconsiderate as to do that. And when I find out how to change it, I will indeed change it to Finnish. 

740579  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-01-29
Written: (6863 days ago)

I'm just so feffing slow and sleepy now that I'd fall asleep even if someone tried to sex me.

I'll bollob Digger later, Silvie.

739511  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-01-27
Written: (6866 days ago)

Most kinds of dogs seem to either
Have shapes or proportions all wrong;
They're only one way or the other,
But dachshunds are both short and long.


XD Love it.

739488  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-01-27
Written: (6866 days ago)

6/7rd-13th march

739477  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-01-27
Written: (6866 days ago)

And as a link to the previous diary-note...
<img300*0:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/stuff/PoorLizard.jpg>

:3 I'm very fond of this one... All done at one go in GIMP.

738975  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-01-26
Written: (6866 days ago)

I just found an interesting animal (I was googling for "running lizard" -- don't ask): Basiliscus Basiliscus, i.e. the Basilisk lizard, also known as the Jesus Christ Lizard. It can run on water. o.O Wow. If I lived in a time uneducated about animal rights, I would say: *wants!*

738907  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-01-26
Written: (6867 days ago)

I wonder if there would be a lot less racism in the world if certain men of ethnic minorities would just learn to behave in public and to respect other people (especially women)?
*was yesterday randomly abused by a random black asshole while having a good-nights kiss with boyfriend on the street*

The fact that their music and culture in general enforces this sort of shitty social behaviour doesn't really help their situation either *has heard a black man sing to his walkman: "slut, slut slut, slut, slut, oooeee, women, women, slut, slut" ect*

738852  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-01-26
Written: (6867 days ago)

I went to see Kong. It'sa my kind of film :3

Begins in the 30s in New York, prehistoric animals doing the elephant-routine from Jungle Book, action that is funny as hell while being exciting enough to keep me on the edge of my seat, Jack Black, and of course: a really humongous monkey.

This new Fay Wray was lubly, I want her hat. Now. But she had obviously never seen Jurassic Park. And there was a lot of "I'm looking intensely this way because there's something horrible there; there is also something horrible behind my back." That usually annoys me a little, but I just focused on the big monkey.

I found the whole "look at the scary negros"-scene a bit useless. When that just kept going on and on in the film, I just gave kisses to Darling and waited for the big monkey.

CGI was good, very heavy-feeling animals, I appreciate that. Did I mention the big monkey? Andy Serkis did some of the motion-capture for that.

I liked the way they did Kong's emotions. And the whole "I just killed a bunch of stuff that tried to eat you little lady, I'm the man" -expression of Kong was priceless!

It even had a scene that was like my life on film! Kong wrestling with the Tyrannosaurus = iippo play-fighting with her dog :D The saurus does the exact same legs-kick-in-air as my dog when I press him flat on his back to the ground. I even grab his mouth like that (although of course I don't bend it :/)

737935  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-01-24
Written: (6868 days ago)
Next in thread: 737938

From a wiki going on about how suicide doesn't always kill you.

You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25yr old who tried to electrocute himself. He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.
What about jumping? Ask John. He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sense of humour. That was before he lept from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care. He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he knows he used to be normal.
What about pills? Ask the 12yr old with extensive liver damage from an overdose. Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.
What about a gun? Ask the 24yd old who shot himself in the head. Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side. He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.


What's wrong with the good ole slashing your wrists? If you mess up, you can always try again. o.O Unless you manage to cut your hands off... 

737812  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-01-24
Written: (6869 days ago)

I had a dream that everyone in Elftown was real life people :O

It included bicycling with my sister in a horrible muddy terrain (she kicked bears!), fighting play-war with these strangers whom I only knew by their codenames and hunting down a man who had been stealing stuff and had killed a wolf and in the end we found out that he had a very small dog that might not survive the winter so the man had been stealing fur from other dogs to keep his warm (not all the fur, bits), and my sister claimed that I had been in England for so long that my dog was already 18 years old. ¬.¬ Not true. And then some Council-members made us food which was weird but tasted ok.

Then I woke up to notice that my alarm-o'clock would ring in two minutes -_-;

737225  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-01-23
Written: (6870 days ago)
Next in thread: 737231

*sulks at Tempie's mood*

736348  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-01-21
Written: (6871 days ago)

*draws by pencil* *trys to press ctrl+s* -_-
*messes up pencil drawing* *quickly thinks "ctrl+z!" Then realises how stupid is being and thinks "ctrl+alt+z!"*

iippo = too addicted to PhotoShop.

735768  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-01-20
Written: (6872 days ago)
Next in thread: 735775, 735969

w00t! Darling I found the lyrics to Cuppycake!

You’re my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You’re my Sweetie Pie
You’re my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You’re the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I’ll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear!

735536  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-01-20
Written: (6872 days ago)

18:01:07: there was a place in the town I grew up called the Chat and Chew. Who would EAT at a place called that?? Just waiting to see a restuarant called Snarf n Barf. LOL

Heh, kinda like my "I'd never buy windows or other glassware from a company called 'Breakwells'..." XD

735433  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-01-20
Written: (6873 days ago)
Next in thread: 735518, 735533

[windowframe]
[Sunrose]
[Hedda]
meli
life is pain
[pixish]
crash89
[NamelessMerc]
[Yncke]
[ally]

I like it when I get impressive visitors... :3

735429  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-01-20
Written: (6873 days ago)

What is the use of sponge tool in PhotoShop? I mean... I see what it does but... what does it do?

733463  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-01-16
Written: (6876 days ago)

I apologise for the vulgarity in this diary-note. But I feel the need to say it anyway.

I think everyone who finds vampire-fangs cool or claims to have them, should consider the fact that such things in the mouth would greatly enhance fellation. >_> So only if they want to be known for being a good cocksucker, should they mention such things in their bio. (I for one wouldn't tell my sexual likings to all the world, but that could just be me).

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