not alot of things that go down here in this little town that i like to call lincoln, of course, nothing ever happens anywere...that is if you dont count the leages of small, plastic and metal spoons that run rampant around our feet, devilish things. that they are.... dont corner one, you might end up with missing toes, oh yes, they bite! and watch out for those forks, they know how to headbutt!
(continues to rant for hours about spoons and forks)
its quite interesting, people dont like other peoples music solely for the fact that its not their own... why is this? it puzzels me, hell, i listen to anything with a beat, and it has to be catchy! (i like to move it move it!)
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ltteers are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
thanks sick haven for that wonderfull little tid bit, its freaking awesome!
http://home.att.net/~steven.Licata/swords.html
if you love fantasy weapons, check this place out. expensive, but oooh so sweet...
Guy:"Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass.......
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes........
.
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later.........
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......
Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Screwed up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any jackass who does this to my girl or any girl"
A boy and a girl
The best of friends
From elementary to high school
From beginning to end]
Through all these years
Their friendship grew
They both felt the same
But neither knew
[Each waking moment
Since the day that they met
They both loved each other
Sunrise to sunset]
He was all she had
In her terrible life
He was the one
Who kept her from her knife
[She was his angel
She made him smile
Though life threw him curves
She made it worth all the while]
Then one day
Things went terribly wrong
The next few weeks
Were like a very sad song
[He made her jealous
On purpose he tried
When the girl asked "do you love her?"
On purpose he lied]
He played with jealousy
Like it was a game
Little did he know
Things would never be the same
[His plan was working
But he had no clue
How wrong things would go
The damage he would do]
One night she broke down
Feeling very alone
Just her and the blade
No one else home
[She dialed his number
He answered "hello"
She told him she loved him
Then hung up the phone]
He raced to her house
But came a minute too late
Found her lying in blood
And her heart had no rate
[Beside her was a note
And in it her confession
Her love for this boy
Her only obsession]
As he read the note
He knelt down and cried
Grabbed her knife
And that night they both died
[She was found in his arms
Both of them dead
Under her note
His handwriting said]
"I loved her so
She never knew
All this time
I loved her too"
[*if you love someone this much put this in your house
[REPORTCARD♥
F- = YOUR SO ####### UGLY THAT ITS NOT FUNNY
F = I HEARD UGLY IS CONTAGIOUS DON'T TALK TO ME!
D = YOUR PARENTS MUST BE HATED
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. I would love to have you in my room with no one home .
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXEY!!
A+ = Gorgeous ... I want you to be mine : )
A++ = I 'D hit it
A+++=ID DROP MY CLOTHES IN 3 SECONDS 4 U!!!
message me my grade...and re-post for yours and see what people say! Its actually pretty fun