One night a young couple were coming home from the movies. The girl told the guy to pull over cause they needed to talk. She said she didn't think him and her were going to work out and she told him it was time to move on. A silent tear rolled down the boy's face. He reached in his pocket and gave her a note he had wrote earlier in the day. At that time a drunk driver was racing down the same street. He swerved right into the driver's side. The boy died and amazingly the girl lived. She remembered the note in her pocket. She pulled it out and it read: "Without your love, I would die." IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, POST THIS IN YOUR HOUSE.



(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX*no thats fuckin nasty*
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED








(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME *but have always wanted to!*
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF *NOT SINCE I WAS IN DIPERS....
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING *REALLY want to*
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT *but i really want to...
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER RAN FROM THE COPS
(X) I NEVER STOLE A CAR FOR THE FUN OF IT
(_) I NEVER WALKED INTO A DOOR
(X) I NEVER DANCED AROUND MY HOUSE IN MY UNDERWEAR
(_) I NEVER TELL RANDOM PEOPLE I LOVE THEM *ALL THE FUKING TIME!!!! I ASK FOR LOTS OF HUGGS TOO....*
(X) I NEVER SPANK MY BUTT AND GO GIDDY UP HORSEY




[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours,
and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do,
what would you do with me?
Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.]