I'm, in most cases, an optimist--maybe mainly because it kinda' sounds like hippopotamus. =]
Which makes tons and tons of sense because...well, hippos are cousins to the elephant (one of my fave animals in the whole wide world!!
:DD

I have something of a potty-mouth--but, I am NO poofy pune...meaning: I'm not barking mad...meaning: I'm not gonna' go "yo mama" over smooshed crackers and/or stale peanuts.

I hate people who are unable to keep their yapping-pie-holes shut about things they have NOO clue about; I especially hate racist mofos who have absolutely nothing to do but whisper, giggle, and stab their privates with rusty forks ALL for the amusement of...well, I don't know what. If you're against Gay Rights that's your right...but, I do NOT want to be associated with your micro, Hitler shlong. Oh! And, to the ass-hole-eee-ohs who think its funny to pick on mentally challenged people: may a pop-can violently rip your pepporoni-tits to cheese-graded shreds.

I love every one of my friends BUT I've learned that loyalty only goes so far.
I love very few of my family members--and, of those few, I'm not even sure.
I love my animals to the super mucho-ness maximus of infinity...if it weren't for them I'd seriously be ashes in a coffee can.

EEE! I have to go...I'll update later!! Adii.
:DD