hmmmmmm.....i'm not really sure what i'm like....i know that most of my friends think i'm a dumbass and i'm constantly being made fun of....it doesn't bother me though cause they usually have a good reason to...Oh and i love sports i play basketball and softball.....well u can also talk to my best friends ever on here they are Emily2005 and littleshit.....i don't really no what else to put but yeah if u wanna get to know me then message me....oh and take my poll cause nobody has taken it yet!!!!!

31 things Girlz want Guyz to know+ p.s.


BAM MARGERA IS SO FUCKIN HOTT!!!!

1. we have perverted minds SOMETIMES!



2. just because he is my ex doesnt mean i cant be friends with him.



3. we love to be hugged and kissed even when people u know r around.



4. Don't take us for granted.



5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.



6. it is truely wut is on the inside that counts.



7. dont go into details about "guy things". it scares us.



8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.



9. if u really liked us u would do simple things for us.



10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!



11. dont ever say we cant wear our make-up.



12. Its not our job to make all the plans. Help out a little.



13. We understand that size doesn't matter.



14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are, and u should care about things we like.



15. we really dont care when u have to go to the bathroom.



16. if we say sry it would be nice for u to say sry even if it isnt ur fault



17. we do love u and we show it maybe u can show it to us too.



18. we dont want to do everything but we dont want to do nothing either.



19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll really appreciate the effort.



20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!



21. The "little things" are really the biggest things



22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".



23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross way beyond words.



24. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse if u were us u would say the same thing.



25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.



26. Don't lie to us...ever.



27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.



28. Hold our hand and treat us very nicely.



29. we dont like to break ur heart trust us. btw, we know the way to a guys heart.



30. we can always pretend that u r right even though u almost never r.



31. we can fight back.


ROSES ARE RED
GRASS IS GREEN
OPEN YOUR LEGS
AND I'LL FILL
YOU WITH CREAM
SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
DOGGY STYLE
OR 69
JUST FOR FUN
OR GETTING PAID
EVERYONE LIKES
GETTING LAYED


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Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And whats your revenge, your on the rag.
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Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!


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These are some of my poems!!!!!!!!!!!!


YOU

When i hear your name,
a smile appears on my saddened face..
I don't see how u care for me so much.
You've never even seen my face,
never felt my touch..
But you love me more than anyone else..
You have been my best friend..
Your always there when i'm in need..
I haven't known you that long,
but we have been through alot
You always told me that with u I belong
I love you with all my heart
but to lose u would hurt to much..
If i was yours it might not last that long
then we would have nothing..
and our great friendship would be gone..
I was once told that if
u really love someone,
and feel for them deeply,
then to be with them,
even though consequences
can break ur heart
so i ask u would u please be mine?

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Grandma

To tired to cry
My eyes, red and swollen
Their aching and dry
My hands tremble and shake
It was her life that he had to take
But watching her die
was my reason to cry
Each day watching her grasp for air
She didn't even realize i was there
At first, she was scared, and didn't want to depart,
scared of losing life,
scared of leaving us behind
All i wanted was to be able to say I love you and good bye
I couldn't stand to leave her side
She was always there for me
when i was sick
She took care of me and made me laugh
She was the greatest grandma anyone could ever have

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Release

Scaly skin
of orange and gold
wtih breath, that comes out
red and yellow
the heat scorches
anything near
These dragons we all shall fear
captured in this dungeon,
being smothered by the heat
the dragon's princess
is the one who brings me food to eat
The food is delicous, because dragons do everything best
towards the west
is the dragons layer
thats where it sleeps
At night or is it day?
the dragon is annoyed by my weeps
The ground is cold
although the air is hott
I wonder if this dragon will release me or not


Ok umm i know my poems aren't that good, but if u want to read more i'll be putting some more of them in my diary.......

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THINGS GUYS WANT GIRLS TO KNOW


1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
31. And last but not least: If your fighting a guy and your winning no matter how much you say it HE is still letting you win!



Hmmm... okay if u actually read this stuff then you must be really bored...but i read these things all the time so its ok...

HAVE YOU EVER?

1) Dated one of your best friends: yes
2) Loved/Liked: yes
3) Cried: yes
4) Drank alcohol: yes
5) Done drugs: yes but i don't anymore
6) Broken the law:umm don't tell anyone...
7) Broken a bone: not sure i have fractured a couple
8) Cheated on a test: yes
9) Skinny dipped: umm halfway does that count
10) Played Truth or Dare: yes
11) Ridden in a fire truck: yes
12) Come close to dying: yes
13) burned yourself: yes
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: Yes
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: yes...lol it was good really it was
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: yes..umm actually until 8 in the morning
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: Nope
18) Fell asleep while eating: yep
19) Met someone famous: i don't know
20) Been in a school play: yep when i was in elementry
21) Cried in public:yep at a funeral....and when my gp got put in the hospital
22) Seen someone die: watched someone dieing is that the same thing??
23) been in a fist fight:w/ sisters and friends
24) given someone a bruise: yep and i'm proud
25) gotten a bruise: yep and proud of those to
26) knocked somone out: myself count
27) been knocked out: yep by myself
28) flipped any vehicles: does a go-cart count??
29) cut someone: umm it was an accident...or was it??
30) been cut: yep
31) burnt any buildings down: yep...
32) sex in public: nope
33) mooned someone: yeppers...
34) acted kidnapped in a car: yep
35) flashed someone: yeppers...i dont do it as often as i used to anymore
36) kissed an ass: ... umm yep
37) blew something up: of course i love fire
38) caught your yard on fire: some what
39) threw a firecracker at someone: who hasn't??
40) been in any wars: .. um i don't know
41) stayed up all night: going on my third day now
42) slept all day: yep
43) watched the sunrise: yep
44) rode a motorcycle: yeppers its fun
45) driven a car: yep should get my license soon
46) wrecked a car: ... yep but no one knows
47) gotten a tity twister:...heck yes it hurt likes hell
48) given a tity twister: ..yep pay back is a bitch
49) posed for a nude pic: hmmmm maybe.....but i won't do it again(well only for one person and they don't get on this site)
50) been suspended: almost did but no
51) been expelled: nope
52) been arrested: nope
53) been in jail: yep
54)Watched the sun set:yep

001: Name: Ashley
002: Nickname: a couple...ash, asshole,ashhole,pinky,pinkqueen,dimmer,dark pinky, lol dimmer is my fave
003: Country of living: USA
004: Birthdate: may 29th
005: Height: 5 7
006: Eye color: brown sometimes green(when i cry)
007: Shoesize: 9-10
008: School/work: School
010: Hobby's: basketball,softball, and alot more
011: Brothers/Sisters: 4 bros 3 sis would be 4 but one died(never met her so its ok)
012: Relationship: nope i'm single yay
013: Piercing(s): damn not anymore
014: Tattoo(s):
015: Vacation land: neverland
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: Yep
017: Nicest person you met this year: Cameron B...he is mean to though
018: Person you rather not have met this year: umm can't think of anyone
019: Who would you like to meet: God and i will when i die...wait i already know him(oh but Bam Margera 2)
020: Who is it that you admire: hhmm ShakesSpeare(i probaly spelled his name wrong damn)
021: Most sexy person(s): BAM
022: Favorite Pajama(clothes to sleep in): none i like to be naked
023: Favorite Car:idk
024: Favorite Movie(s):ummm do many to name
025: Favorite Music:punk, rock mostly
026: Favorite City(s): i have no idea
027: Favorite Plush: aww my pink teddy bear my ex gave me....
028: Favorite Cologne:umm Lucky is one of em
029: Favoriete Magazine: cosmopolitian
030: Favorite sound:the crowd at a basketball game
031: Favorite TV-series:viva la bam
032: Favorite Writer:to many to name
033: Favorite Nickname:lol dimmer...just recently given to me by my buddy
034: What is on your desk: umm all my art stuff...its cool
035: What all is under your bed: to much to name
036: Favorite color(S):blue black hott pink red
037: Favorite Song ever:hmm to many to name
038: Favorite song at this moment:to many to name
039: Favourite Food:hehe ramen noodles
040: Favorite class at school:Algebra really and english
041: Favorite drink: Red Bull
042: Lucky number:dont really have one
043: What do you think that is greatest about yourself:hmm my personality
044: Favorite shoes: dc,airwalks,...alot of others
045: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: Whenever
046: What word/Phrase do you use most:umm "i don't know"
047: Most romantic moment in your life:when i was with kris
048: Most ashamed moment of your life:when i made a mistake with kris ask and i'll explain
049: You spend your time rather inside or outside: hmm outside
050: What do you do in the weekends:sleep hang out with friends
051: What class in school do/did you dislike most:i liked them all
052: Your Breakfast:usually nothing...
053: what do you really really dislike to eat: ummm sausage
054: Pets: 1 dog 3 cats 1 about to have kittens
055: Laugh or dream: both
056: Serious or funny: Both
057: Fast or slow (relationship): I "try" to go slow
058: You prefer being alone or have relation: Havin’ a relation
059: Simple or Complicated: Complicated not really sure but i think complicated
060: Cremate or Buried when dead: IDK
061: Sex or alcohol:alcohol
062: Stay up late or go to bed early: Stay up late
063: Light or dark?: Both
064: Speak or Silence: Speak
065: Tall or Short guy: Tall
066: News paper: Not really
067: Hug or kiss: Both
068: Happy or Sad: Both
069: Life or Death: death is when ur real life begins
070: Gig or Disco:Gig
071: Left or Right: Right
072: Sausages on top, or on the side: ???
073: Dark/ red/ Blonde: Dark
074: What would you ask god if you could ask him 1 single question: he will tell me everything i need to know when i die
075: You believe in reincarnation:idk
076: You believe in Aliens:maybe idk there could be
077: When you die, what will be your last words?: IDK
078: Does true love exist?: Yep
079: How many kids would you like to have?: alot
080: What is the one thing you cant stand: hhmm people who think they're better than everyone
081: Best feeling: knowing ur loved
082: Worst feeling in the world:bein alone...but ur never alone God is always there so idk
083: What are you afraid of: Snakes
084: Are you an emotional person:sometimes
085: You cry while watching a movie?: sometimes
086: Your goal(s) in life:do the best i can
087: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: lol i don't remember
088: Who is your favorite artist?: IDK
089: As what animal would you like to reincarnate:idk
090: What is the most beautiful part on the male body: hmm i know this is weird but calves
091: Most original place to be asked/ask your love to marry you: Any place really nice
092:What do you think of Elfpack/Elftown/Cathug?: i think all of them are cool excpet Cathug...never gone there


put an x for all the things you have done:
[x] been drunk.
[x one wing] smoked pot.
[ x] kissed a member of the same sex. (only once and i was actually very young and it wil never ever happen again)
[x one wing] rode in a taxi.
[x] been dumped.
[x] shoplifted.
[ ] been fired.
[x] been in a fist fight.
[ x] had sex.
[x one wing] had sex more than once in the same day
[ ] had a threesome
[x] snuck out of your parent's house.
[ ] been arrested.
[ x] made out with a stranger.
[ x] stole something from your job.
[ ] celebrated new years in times square.
[] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] had a crush on a teacher
[ ] celebrated mardi-gras in New Orleans.
[ ] been to Europe.
[x] skipped school.
[x] thrown up from drinking.
[ x] lost your sibling...
[x] played 'clue'.
[x] had a sleepover party.
[] went ice skating.
[x one wing] been cheated on. right after i lost my virginity to him...friends with him now though
[ x] had a sweet sixteen.
[ ] had a car.
[x] drove.


Do you...
[x] have a crush.
[x] feel loved.
[x] feel lonely.
[x] feel happy.
[] hate yourself.
[x] have a dog.
[ x] have your own room.
[ x] listen to rap.
[x] listen to rock.
[ ] listen to soul.
[x one wing] listen to techno.
[ ] listen to reggae.
[x] paint your nails. not that often
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[x one wing] get good grades.
[] play an instrument.
[x] have slippers.
[x] wear eyeliner.
[x] like the color blue.
[x one wing] like the color yellow.
[ x ] cyber. not that often but i have before
[ x] like to read. love it
[x]ike to write. love it
[ ] have long hair. umm its gettin there now
[] have a cell phone. i wish
[ ] have a laptop.
[ ] have a pager.


Are you...
[x] bored.
[x] happy.
[ ] short.
[x] tall.
[ ] grounded.
[x] lazy.
[x] single.
[x] talking to someone.
[x] IMing someone.
[] scared to die.
[] ticklish.
[ ] homophobic.
[ ] racist.


A – Age: 16
B - Best Quality: i'm nice i think mostly
C - Choice Of Meat: umm pepperoni on pizz
D - Dream Date:idk
E - Ex: lots of boys
F - Favourite Food: ramen noodles
G - Greatest Accomplishment:idk and yes i have accomplished things just don't know the greatest
H - Happiest Day of Your Life:the day i became a christian
I - Internal conflicts: confused
J - Job title:school
K - Kool-Aid: the red kind ljol
L - Love: umm don't understand
M - Most Valued Thing I Own: my bible along with alot of other stuff
N - Name: AShley
O - Outfit You Love: umm don't know
P – Pissed: nope
Q - Question you want to ask: Why can't i sleep anymore??
R - Red is what: is the color of my blood once oxygen has been exposed to it
S - Sport To Watch: everysport
T - Television Show: VIVA LA BAM
U - Unique habit: idk
V - Very bad habit: idk
W - Winter: is ok i like summer way better
X - X-rays you've had: u don't wanna know
Y - Year Born: 1989
Z - Zodiac Sign: gemini

Hey my sister lindsay also has a name on here...she is fucking awesome...if u wanna talk to her........her name is c_town_cutie7

yep yep...she is the same age as me but we are not twins ....we're step sisters...but she is still cool..and if u mess with her..just remember what goes around comes around!!!!!!