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leachman (Things are not always what they seem!)
Email: leachman199@yahoo.com
Name: Aaron Roberts
Drawing missing.
Elftown titles and orders
Adventurer | Travelling bard |
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Description:
I'm 18 and i'm interested in sci-fi, books, anime, fantasy, and anything to do with the supernatural or strange i'll talk to just about anyone about anything no matter what it is.
I have green eyes,kinda long brown hair, and im interested in just about everything!!
Everyone needs to see this go to
http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?leachman
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS:: or more if u like
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
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I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
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All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
I am a A Arc Dragon!
Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Arc Dragon on the inside.
In the war between good and evil, Arc Dragons take the side of the noble and good....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one....
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Arc Dragon as breathe from it's body....
During combat situations, the Arc Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat....
SEX IS A SENSATION
CAUSED BY TEMPTATION
WHEN A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION
INTO A GIRLS DESTINATION
TO INCREASE POPULATION
FOR THE NEXT GENERATION
YOU GET MY EXPLANATION
OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTRATION?
A SAD STORY
girl: hey baby i want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games,
you know ill take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait til tommorow ?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye
2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she
goes.....
her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead
her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition
This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend
Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he
heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump
Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...
it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in
lipstick
he opened it.....
it said ..... your everything to me....i love you with everything i
am
and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you
sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they
went to
and the first picture they took together
he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture
it looked as if in the picture she was crying
then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced
dead
If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you will
repost this.
peace,pot,tequila shot, jesus luvs you stoned or not, sex, drugs, rock+roll, speed, weed, birth control, lifes a bitch then u die, fuck the world lets get high.we are stoners we have class,mess with us we'll kick your ass, so to all you preps who think your cool go to hell cuz stonerz rule!!
A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.
The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.
A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
Repost if you laughed
Age: 19 | Year of birth: 1988 | Month of birth: 3 | Day of birth: 15 |
Gender: male
Fantasy race personality: Halfling
33°59.568'N 84°2.352'W
Place of living: USA-Georgia
Town: toccoa
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elftown crew wannabe: Yes
Favorite drawing objects
anime | demons | dragons |
elves | sex | vampires |
warriors | weapons |
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Computer interests
action games | art | chat |
graphics | music | programming |
strategy games | video | web design |
Music
alternative | goth | heavy metal |
new age | progressive metal | punk |
rock |
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Other interests
anime | art | books |
chasing the preferred sex | electronics | fantasy |
motorcycles | porn | role playing |
scifi | slacking | travelling |
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
Height: 168