One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


She screams.


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


Whoa!!!



PULL IT OUT!!!



PULL IT OUT NOW!!!



I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!


Boy: baby we need to talk


Girl: ricardo, wat do u mean?


Boy: sumthin has come up...


Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?


Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby


Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much


Boy: baby are you there??


Girl: yea im here wut is so important??


Boy: im not sure if i should say


Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.


Boy: im leaving....


Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you


Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away


Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.


Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.


Girl: i cant believe this.


[FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)]


Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad


Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go


Boy: would you run away with me?


Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !!


Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..


Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on


Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.


Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park


Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min


[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]


Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.


Girl: ****tear (begins to cry)


Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go


Girl: ok (begins to walk away)


[They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her]


It says.....


Erika,


U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- Ricardo


[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]


....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....


Friend: how are u feeling?


Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.


Friend: o, about that. Ricardo left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...


Girl: ummm ok


[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket,


It says.


Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...


Hate = Love


Never = Alwayz


Bitch = Baby


Will not= will


........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...


-Ricardo]


Girl: omg its a letter, Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!


Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later


Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!


...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......


[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.


[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Ricardo wa dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]


....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a msg. "Its Ricardo, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 ueverything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!!


[...he eventually finds out wut happend, and also kills himself...]



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