I am a nice person I like to snowboard, bike, fourwheeling, Chat with my friends,and stuff like that. I have red hair 14 single and looking and playing with my rotwiller. On 2/12/05 i got another rottweiler. She is 6 months old and loves to play. Now i have 2 rotties. plez take my poll?

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my two rottweillers names


Follow these rules to maintain your sanity


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. Put this in all of your profiles.

Serious or funny]funny
[Simple or complicated?] simple
[Sex or alcohol]sex
[Stay up late or go to bed early]late

[Speak or Silence] speak
[Newspaper or Television] Television
[Hug or kiss] kiss
[Happy or Sad] happy
[life or death] life
[Left or Right] both

-W I T H . T H E . OPPOSITE . S E X-
[what do you notice first?]:body
[dream boyfriend]:someone not bitchy
[do you believe in love at first sight?]: yes

Fifteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your significant other is taking her/his sweet time (or when you wanna just be crazy for once):

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts
when
they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3
in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
lay-away.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone? "

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" " PICK ME... PICK ME!!!

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:


15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".