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whyrguysjerks07 (wanna wrestle in the mud? I did with shawnee lol)

Member #118901 created: 2005-02-25 22:57:35Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/whyrguysjerks07   

Name: Courtney

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its me and im so beautiful and if you dont think so oh well and dont be talkin shit cuz ill kick your muddafuckin ass!!!

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my homeboys

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Description:
I like to drink but i dont over drink cuz what kind of fun is it to have yer head in a toilet at a party. oh and i rather have it straight up no beer unless its mikes sorry. i like to talk on the phone and i love to be mean to people its fun. oh i got my eyebrow pierced and guys with piercing are hott and it cant be just their ears and if they have a tattoo there even hotter and i dont think there was ever a time in my life i dated some one my own age they are all older. Thats sad isnt it maybe i should try it huh?!? yeah i smoke its good when yer stressed or mad or happy. And im on the golf team at my school yeah but i aint no prep. I hate preps. umm.. yeah i got kicked off the golf team so im not on it anymore damn preps. i have been clean for 1 month and 1 day i havent touched any alchool since i got caught my the cops. damn cops. I NEDD SOME MUDDAFUCKIN ALCHOOL!!!!ok well i went to court on the 8th and i got fucked. i have 4 months probation, i cant do shit i cant go down to the skate park. i cant go to anyones house with out a resposable adult over the age of 21 so it kinda does suck yeah. but hey thats what ya get when ya get drunk with 5 people at the skate park then beat the shit outta someone then get caught huh? well thats all i know for now. oh and Mike IS MY BABY AND I LOVE HIM. IM IN LOVE!!!!! Some of my friends are jamie, holli,rachel, Roxcie, britt, Jay, David, Josey, Nick, krista, Maggie, Kc, Shane, Teisha, Chris P and Chris Jon Jon bobby,and lotz more that i dont wanna say, But i have 2 bestest friends and they are Jeff and Mike. Have a nice day!

*Party hardy
Rock and roll
Drink a 40
Smoke a bowl
were the stoners we
got class mess with us
we'll kick yer ass
and to all you preps who think yer cool
think again cuz stoners rule

*Pot is good
Sex is great
We're the class or 2008

*peace,pot,tequilla shot,jesus luvs u stoned or not,sex,drugs,rock and roll,speed,weed,birth control,lifes a bitch then u die,fuck the world lets get high,we are stoners we have class,mess with us we'll kick ur ass,so to all u preps who think ur cool go to hell cuz stonerz rule!

*lifes a bitch then u die so fuck the world lets get high!!
         or
*life's a bitch and then you die so fuck the world and go get high!!

If you wanna hear one of the best songs in the world its ludacris Whats your Fantasy remix

Ludacris

What's Your Fantasy Remix"
(feat. Trina, Shawna And Foxy Brown)

[ludacris]
Yeah (Remix)
Yeah (Remix)
Yeah (Remix)
Yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
Give it to me now, give it to me now

[shawna]
Yeah (Remix)
Yeah (Remix)
Yeah (Remix)
Yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
Give it to me now

[ludacris]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down, to the down to the, to the floor
I wanna ah-ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-sy

[Trina]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna uh-uh, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But you gotta let me kn-kn-kn-know what's your fantasies

[Trina (Ludacris)]
You know what I need
Somebody that who can come li-li-lick the clit
(Alright)
And a nigga who ain't thinking 'bout a Trina LP
And I'll make him go and get my shit
We can go from a fly ass jetta to a Coupe De Ville
Hotel tally ho or the Beverly Hill
A real nigga not the run of the mill
To come and spank me and make me shoot to kill
From the kitchen then you can move me
To the jaccuzzi and out the booty
Come and do your duty
Me and fat dick Ludacris making us a movie
Butt naked in a bed of cash
Make tough stuff stutter when I shake my ass
Damn she back, I though she a thing of the past
Cause I'm a bad bitch and I'm off the glass (Okay)
Having sex in little jets menage'tois
Getting buck wild no matter where we are
Indie 500 in the back of the car
In a dark ass club on the back of a bar
Never want, never ever wanna leave
Work for me like league over seas
I want a man to fulfill my needs
To keep my body trembling and buckle my knees

[ludacris]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah-ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-sy

[shawna]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed, down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna uh-uh, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-sy

[shawna]
I wanna do in the canopy
I wanna do it where your girl gon see and get mad at me
I want a nigga that'll grab the weave
And turn my eyes Chinese
Tell me baby can you handle me?
I wanna do it all in your mouth
Then I'll pull the ass out
Make you bounce till you pass out
Or we can cut up in the grass
And give the neighbors a flash
Can you tell me who the bad motherfucker now?
Said I wanna take-ta-take-take a nigga back to the crib
And I wanna do, do all the things that I never did
Like I up on the top-to-top-top of the projects getting head
Or you can find me in a dro-drop-drop-drop on dubs in the candy red
I like a nigga when he face down, mouth wide
Polo down with them blades on the ride
Give me a pound with the case on the side
But it's okay I'm gon break something tonight
Oh see get on your knees
And I'll show you what's my fantasy
Like up in the coupe, coupe
Tell your bitch she ain't gotta be mad at me

[ludacris]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah-ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
(Remix, remix)
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-sy

[Foxy Brown]
You gotta li li li lick me from my ass to my clit
Then you gotta su-suck the pussy while I sit on your dick
And I wanna talk some shit while I feel it get stiff
And then ruba-dub on my tits while I nut on your lips nigga

I'm a BK bitch, love to ride dick
Ass in his face, cock spread out
Nigga uptown, nigga down south
Same ol' shit, foot's in his mouth
F-O-X call me rough sex
Especially when a bitch get right on the X
Get it, right on X
Fuck him, check right to the next
Bitches go right, Fox right to the left
Nigga can't fuck, burner on his chest
36 D's, Prada on the breats
Baddest, send him home with na na on his breath
What? How you think a bitch got my rep?
3 Mills, still BK to the death
Still don't give a fuck
Still pose naked
Still specialize on sittin' on niggas faces
Pop magnum's by the cases
X5 Benz still spend big faces
Big frown, brown, hold first places
You know what you can do nigga?
You can li li li lick me from my ass to my clit
And ruba-dub up on my tits while I nu-nut on your lips, fucka

[ludacris]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah-ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-sy

[shawna]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah-ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-sy

[ludacris]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah-ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-sy

[shawna]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah-ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-sy

[ludacris]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah-ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-sy

[Trina]
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna uh-uh, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But you gotta let me kn-kn-kn-know what's your fantasies

Age: 18Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 18

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Michigan

Town: midland

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elfwood URL: wow

Fanquarters URL: what

Wyvern URL: do all

Home-page URL: these

Weblog URL: thingys

Favorite URL: mean??

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
demonsfairiesfunny

Computer interests
chatemailmusic

Music
alternativecountrygoth
punkraprock

Other interests
drinkspartysmoking
shoppingtheatre

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 157


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