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LiL BIt By 50 CeNT


Damn baby all I need is a lil bit
A lil bit of this, a lil bit of that
Get it crackin' in the club when you hear this shit
Drop it like its hot, get to workin' that back
Go shake that thang, yeah work that thang
Let me see it go up and down
Rotate that thang, I wanna touch that thang
Can you make it go round and round
I step up in the club, I'm like who you with
G-Unit in the house, yeah thats my clique
Yeah I'm young, but a nigga from the old school
On the dance floor, a nigga doin' old moves
I don't give a fuck, I do what I wan' do
I hit your ass up, boy I done warned you
Better listen, when I talk, nigga don't trip
Yo' heat in the car, mine's in this bitch
I ain't tryna beef, I'm tryna get my drink on
Got my diamonds, my fitted, and my mink on
I'ma kick it at the bar till its time to go
Then I'ma get shorty here and I'ma let her know

[chorus]
All a nigga really need is a lil bit
Not a lot baby girl just a lil bit
We can head to the crib in a lil bit
I can show ya how I live in a lil bit
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit
Take 'em off and pull 'em down a lil bit
Get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit
Get to lickin' and (*edited*) a lil bit

[Verse 2]
This is 50, comin' out your stereos
Hard to tell though, cause I switched the flow
Eyes a lil low, cause I twist the dro'
Pockets on ??? cause I move the O's
My neck, my wrist, my ears is froze
Come get ya bitch, she on me dawg
She musta heard about the dough
Now captain come on and save a hoe
I get it crunk in the club, I'm off the chain
Number one on the chart, all the time mayn
When the kid in the house, I turn it out
Keep the dance floor packed, thats without a doubt
And shorty shake that thang like a pro mayn
She back it up on me I'm like oh mayn
I get close enough to her so I know she can hear
System thumpin', party jumpin', I said loud and clear

[chorus]
All a nigga really need is a lil bit
Not a lot baby girl just a lil bit
We can head to the crib in a lil bit
I can show ya how I live in a lil bit
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit
Take 'em off and pull 'em down a lil bit
Get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit
Get to lickin' and (*edited*) a lil bit

[Bridge]
Baby you got me feelin' right (ya heard me)
My mama gone, you can spend the night (ya heard me)
I ain't playin', I'ma tryna (*edited*) tonight (ya heard me)
Clothes off, face down, x up, c'mon

[Chorus x2]
All a nigga really need is a lil bit
Not a lot baby girl just a lil bit
We can head to the crib in a lil bit
I can show ya how I live in a lil bit
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit
Take 'em off and pull 'em down a lil bit
Get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit
Get to lickin' and (*edited*) a lil bit




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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..








Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.





Guy: No, this is fun.





Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!





Guy: Then tell me you love me.





Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!





Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.





*Girl hugs him*





Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.






(In the paper the next day)






A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but






only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die


A Peach is a Peach
A Plum is a Plum
A kiss isn't a Kiss without some tounge
so open your mouth
Close your eyes
and give your tounge some exersice


SEX IS A SENSATION
CAUSED BY TEMPTATION
WHEN A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION
INTO A GIRLS DESTINATION
TO INCREASE POPULATION
FOR THE NEXT GENERATION
YOU GET MY EXPLANATION
OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTRATION?


I PLEDGE ALLIEGANCE TO THE FLAG
THAT MICHEAL JASKSON IS A FAG
HE USED TO PLAY WITH LITTLE TOYS
NOW HE PLAYS WITH LITTLE BOYS



ROSES ARE RED
GRASS IS GREEN
OPEN YOUR LEGS
AND I'LL FILL
YOU WITH CREAM
SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
DOGGY STYLE
OR 69
OR GETTING PAID
EVERYONE LIKES
GETTING LAYED


There was once a poor man called Ivan who lived with his wife, Marousha in a very cold country. They were a happy couple but they would have loved to have a child and so they would often watch the children from the houses nearby.
One wintr's day the snow was deep and sparkling all around the village. Ivan and Marousha watched the families throwing snowballs and sliding in the snow. They were enjoying themselves very much and the children played happily. They began to make a snowman and Ivan and Maroucha watched as they began to make it bigger and bigger.
" Marousha," said Ivan suddenly, "why don't we go outside and make a snowman too?"
" Thats a splendid idea," she replied. " We can enjoy the fun as well! But Ivan, why must we make a big snowman? We haven't got any children of our own, so let us make a snow-child instead."
So they went outside into their little front garden. First they rolled some snow along and made a little body. Then they made little arms, hands, legs and feet. When these were finished they rolled and smoothed a snowball unit it looked like a head. They put a nose and a chin on the snowy head, and found two pretty stones to use for eyes. They had just finished and were standing back to take a good look at the snow-girl when Ivan gave a shout.
" Look she moved! The snow-girl moved!" and at that moment he felt a warm breath touch his cold cheeks. He looked closer. The snow-maiden's eyes were now the brightest blue he had ever seen. Her lips were as pink, her cheeks were rosy and she was smiling a beautiful smile! She shook her head and when the snow fell off, the couple could see that she had golden curly hair. She moved her arms and then her legs, just like a real little girl.
" Ivan! Ivan!" Marousha cried. " Heaven has smiled on us this day for this is our very own child." She bent down and hugged and kissed her as though she would never let her go.
" Your name will be Snegourka, for that means snow-maiden," Maroushe said. In the meantime Ivan picked up the little girl and carried her inside the house. Ivan and Marousha watched Snegourka every hour of every day.
She grew taller and prettier all the time.mMany children came to see the little snow-maiden and they showed her their toys and taught her how to play many games. They talked and sang and the little house was always filled with laughter and visitors.
Snegourka was very clever and learned quickly how to do many things. She spoke softly and sweetly and everybody liked her. She played in the snow just like the other children and she liked to make houses, animals, and sledges from snow and ice.
At last the long bitter winter ended. The sun came out and started to warm the frozen houses and melt the ice.
Sweet smelling green grass grew once more. The village children were happy, except for Snegourka. One day Maroushe had asked the little snowmaiden, wht the matter was. But the snow-maiden had just said that she was fine and didn't want to go out and play in the sunshine. Onelovely summer's day the children in the village decided to go for a walk in the woods and Snegourka went with them. It was very warm in the sunshine and the children ran along the path to the woods.
" Let's see how fast we can run!" said one little boy. " Come along everbody, follow me."
They ran and ran when all of a sudden they heard a tiny sigh coming from behind them. They looked around. There was nobody there. They looked again. They could not see the snow-maiden. She wasn't following them.
" Snegourka, where are you?" they called. No one answered. " Snow-maiden, do not hide from us. Tell us where you are." They looked everywhere but they could not spot her. In the end, the children went home sadly.
Next day all the villagers looked for the snow-maiden. Along every path they went and they looked under every bush but they found nothing at all. Ivan and Maroushe cried out loudly: "Snow-maiden, snow-maiden, come bakc to us!" Sometimes they thought they could hear a faint sweet voice from the shady places.
When the snow and ice return to that land, perhaps the Snow-maiden will return to Ivan and Marousha. Who knows!

Hello, Kermit D. Frog here i'd like 2 tell u what todays letter is but i am really fucked up!
Hey Bigbird, do u know what todays letter is?
Bigbird: sure Kermit todays letter is.......joint!
Kermit: uhh bigbird, joint is not a letter it is a word
Bigbird: sorry kids todays letter is 3!
Kermit: bigbird, 3 is a number
Bigbird: exactly, the number 3 which is how many joints ive smoked today
Kermit:.....................
Bigbird: Kermit, r u with me?
Kermit: God im stoned!
Bigbird: me too!
*both start laughing*
Elmo: guys guys, show go on cmon!
Kermit: thank you Elmo, why dont we sing our ABC's Bigbird?
Bigbird: ok!
both: ABCDEF..G....K....R......Z!
Bigbird: i forgot what we were doin Kremit!
Kermit: Did u *giggles* just call me Kremit?
Bigbird: yes i did!
Kermit: Kremit D. Frog here
*both start laughing*
Kermit: well, thats all the time we have for today, goodbye kids todays show was brought to u by the letter....
Bigbird: BONG!
Kermit:... and the letter...
Bigbird: God ur messed up!
Kermit: fuck u! the number fuck u!
Kermit: bye bye kids!

     GOOD  SONGS
DROP IT LIKE ITS HOTT SNOOP DOGG
LETS GET BLOWN SNOOP DOGG
STEP YO GAME UP SNOOP DOGG
WHAT UP GANGSTA 50-CENT
MANY MEN 50-CENT
IN DA CLUB 50-CENT
HIGH ALL THE TIME 50-CENT
BLOOD HOUND 50-CENT
P.I.M.P. 50-CENT
LIKE MY STYLE 50-CENT
POOR LIL RICH 50-CENT
21 ?S 50-CENT
THE REAL SLIM SHADY EMIENEM
REMEMBER ME EMIENEM
IM BACK EMIENEM
MARSHAL MATHERS EMIENEM
THE KIDS EMIENEM
UNDER THE INFLUENCE EMIENEM
NUMBER 1 SPOT LUDACRIS
GET BACK LUDACRIS
PUT YO MONEY LUDACRIS
BLUEBERRY YUM YUM LUDACRIS
CHILD OF THE NIGHT LUDACRIS
HEY YA OUTKAST
NAUGHTY GIRL BEYONCE
FREEK-A-LEEK PETEY PABLO
SLOW MOTION JUVENILE
LEAVE GET OUT JOJO
1 CALL AWAY CHINGY
WHERE R WE RUNNIN LENNY KRAVITZ
 LOSE UR SELF EMIENEM
WORK IT MISSY ELLIOTT
 THE WAY U MOVE OUTKAST
STACIES MOM FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE
UNWELL MATCH BOX TWENTY
HALFTIME YING YANG TWINS
SLOW MOTION REMIX YING YANG TWINS
TAKE YA CLOTHES OFF YING YANG TWINS
DO IT YING YANG TWINS
IN DA CLUB YING YANG TWINS
ME AND MY BROTHER YING YANG TWINS
GET CRUNK SHORTY YING YANGS TWINS
GEORGIA DOME REMIX YING YANG TWINS
SALT SHAKER REMIX YING YANG TWINS
SALT SHAKER EXTENDED REMIX YING YANG TWINS
MY BAND D-12
HOW COME D-12
LEAVE DAT BOY ALONE D-12
AUTOBIOGRAPHY ASHLEY SIMPSON
PIECES OF ME ASHLEY SIMPSON
SHADOW ASHLEY SIMSON
LALA ASHLEY SIMPSON


1 2 freddys comin for u
3 4 better lock ur door
5 6 he'll play his tricks
7 8 stay up late
9 10 won't sleep again

      



Hi i'm Lucas here are some things about me like a Q and A.

Q: Do you have a girlfriend

A: No

Q: Is she on Elftown

A: No

Q: Do you like chocolate

A: Yes

Q: Do you kiss on the first date

A: Somtimes

Q: Whats your favorite color(s)

A: Blue,Green,Gold,Purple,Hot Pink,Yellow

Q: Whats your favorite number(s)

A: 98

Q: Do you beleive in superstitions

A: NO

Q: Whos your favorite super hero

A: Batman

Q: Whats your favorite bands

A: My Chemical Romance,Greenday,System Of The Downs

Q: Do you think this is gay

A: YES VERY

                          
       

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Why do they always send the poor

Barbarisms by Barbaras
With pointed heels
Victorious victories kneel
For brand new spankin' deals

Marching forward hypocritic and
Hypnotic computers
You depend on our protection
Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Kneeling roses disappearing into
Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox stealing
Our intentions

Hangers sitting dripped in oil
Crying freedom
Handed to obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Blast off
It's party time
And we don't live in a fascist nation

Blast off
It's party time
And where the fuck are you?

Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?

Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?

Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?

Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?

Kneeling roses disappearing into
Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox stealing
Our intentions

Hangers sitting dripped in oil
Crying freedom
Handed to obsoletion,
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sun

Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?

Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?

Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?

Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
They always send the poor
They always send the poor


Ludacris f/ Bobby Valentino
The Red Light District
Pimpin' All Over the World



[chorus]
The fancy cars, the women and the caviar, you know who we are,
cause we pimpin all over the world,
The fancy cars, the women and the caviar, you know who we are,
cause we pimpin all over the world

[ludacris]
City Hoes,
All over the world baby, it's only right that I share my
experiences with ya'll, cause I've been
places where you'll never imagine, but Ima start at home, I walk
straight up to them and I'm
like (ugh), Heyy girl how ya doin, you are the woman that I'm
really pursuin, I would like to get
to know ya, can you gimme ya name, if you jot down ya number
you'll get mine in exchange, Heyy
See I'm the man of this town, and I hope you would'nt mind if I
showed you around, so when you
go to certain places you'll be thinkin of me, we got people to
meet and many places to see, Heyy
I'm really diggin ya lips,but be careful where you walkin when
you swingin them hips, I'm kinda
concerned that you'll be causin a crash wit ya traffc jam booty,
heads pausin so fast, Heyy
I would'nt trade you for the world I swear it, I like ya hair
and every style that ya wear it,
and how the colors cordinate wit ya clothes, from your manicured
nails to ya pedicured toes

[chorus]

[ludacris]
You hear the song so dance, don't always think I'm tryna get in
your pants,cause see me my
pimpin's in 3-D, I'm takin you places you only see on T.V.,
tryna show ya that livin is trife,
how many guys you know that can bring the travel channel to
life, one day we on the auto-bind
swervin drivin, next day we in the sun on the Virgin Islands, if
you wit me ain't no time to
sleep, especially at wet willies on Miami Beach, but I drive you
off and pay you no attention if
I make it to Atlantas Brina Brothers convention, then jump in
the car and just ride for hours,
makin sure I don't miss the homecomin at Howard, Hawaii to D.C.
it's plenty women to see, so if
yo ass don't show up it's more women for me, Heyy

[chorus]

[ludacris]
I'm in New York at the portorican day parade, thn at night I'm
in New Orleans drinkin hand
grenades, outnumbered by the dozens at the jazz fest, in
Mardigra all the women tryna show mw
they chest, Heyy
I'm in Jamaica spendin massive bucks, while the ladies all
beggin me to masha tucks, I had sad
beginnings when I rap wit no fans, now it's all happy endings in
my lap in Japan, Heyy
I used to think that it was way too cold til I went to Canada
and say some beautiful hoes, now I
hit the Carribean every year in Toronto, then fly t Illinois to
get a taste of Chicago(ugh),Oh
yet and still you would'nt believe your eyes if you went to
Brazil, ain't no need of even askin
brah, the best women are reside in Africa, and that's real

[chorus]

[ludacris]
City Hoes

[$Money Mike$]
Pimpin pimpin pimpin, ladies and gentlemen as we ride out,
could we have all the real pimps,
please put both of your pinky fingers high in the air, now
ladies look around wit me, lets see if
we can weed some of these niggas out, cause it's no way that all
these niggas could be pimpin, no
if you happen to see a nigga wit two sweat patches up under his
arms, look like he been swimmin
in shoulder height water, please tell that nigga, put yo hands
down, if you smell like you been
at work all day and your car, please put your hands down, now
look up at the pinky fingers that
are still in the air, if you see him ashy around the knuckles,
like the nigga wash half of his
hands and lotion three quarters of his body, please say put yo
hands down, if yo spinnin rims
spin counter clockwise, you are not pimpin, if you are dancin on
the dancefloor and you look to
yo left and yo right and you do not see a woman in sight, guess
what you guessed it you are not
pimpin, if your Vodka and cranberry is really really dark like
blood, that's because you did'nt
order Vodka buddy, that's why it's three dollars a glass, put
your hands down, now look down, I
need everybody to pull up your pants leg one time ok, you see
the nigga wit the white socks NOT
PIMPIN! [fading out], sorry unless you tryna do the Beat
It entorauge, if your shoes have a buckle
on, your not pimpin




Helena

Long ago
Just like the hearse, you die to get in again
We are so far from you

Burning on, just like a match you strike to incinerate
The lives of everyone you know
And what’s the worst you take (worst you take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight

[chorus]
What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every star falls
Brought you to tears again
We are the very hurt you sold
And what’s the worst you take (worst you take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight

[chorus]
What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well, if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me
Are you near me
Can we pretend to leave and then
We’ll meet again, when both our cars collide

[chorus]
What’s the worst that I can say
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well, if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight


WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE"



br>what is it really that is going on here,
you've got the system for total control
so is there anybody out there,
now watch us suffer, cause we can't go
what is it really that is in your head,
what little life that you had just died
i'm gonna be the one that's taking over,
now this is what it's like when worlds collide ...
are you ready to go - cause i'm ready to go - what you gonna do
baby - baby
are you going with me - cause i'm going with you - it's the end of
all time
what is it really that motivates you, the need to fly or this
fear to stop
i'll go along for the ride but surprise, when we get there is say 9
of 10 drop
now who's the light and who is the devil, you can't decide so i'll
be your guide
and one by one they will be hand chosen,
now this is what it's like when worlds collide ...
are you ready to go - cause i'm ready to go - what you gonna do
baby - baby
are you going with me - cause i'm going with you - it's the end of
all time
what is it really when they're falling over, everything that you
thought was denied
i'm gonna be the one that's takin over,
now this is what it's like when worlds collide 






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[oXoX-Nikki Jo-XoXo] she is so kick ass 
[..χ.. fαує єα ..χ..] she is so awsome
[miss Lindsey] she is so fucking hot
[*~*~*Tiffy*~*~*~] she is so pimp
[Kiss This] shes nice 
[alardin707] hes my best friend
[Tynuka-Rhytishy] shes a good artist
[apple pie102] she is really nice
[B.Y.O.B BRING YOUR OWN BEER]
[bArBiE pInK iN lOvE] she a friend 
[hdfhf] ENEMY
[boicraazy22] hmmmm we live in the same town
[lOnElY gIrL] my TRADER cuz
[boys_lover] were friends
[cavegirl] shes awsome
[Neo♥]she is so cool
[I love joe] she nice 
[Devil Chick 69] she ir really cool 
[Mel3_2011]were friends
[DevilBaby69] this lady is awsome
[devilray00] dide someone say friend ther right
[Dragon Lover and Pyromaniac] DRAGON FRIEND 
[Lynyrd Zeppelin] this guy is so cool
[Erin_LOVERBUG]ENEMY 
[Shiny BUBBLES xo]she has big boobs 
[EmeraldEssence] good friends
[Hannah_Banana] were about the same age 
[hh] she cool 
[HornyLady999]shes hot and horney
[sep] so fucking hot
[kiss_me_69] were good friends
[love 01] good friend 
[mam717] bitch 
[mystical dragon 101] good artist
[Krash16]this guy is pimp ass 
[Attention! Myspace.] my friend that likes big words 
[pimpinpink] so fucking annoying
[Gray Fox] friend i love this guy nonsexualy
[XxBeautiful DisgracexX] friend 
[gone for now.] friend 
[Roxcie] HYPER HYPER HYPER FRIENDS 
[jalea;] friend 
[sexy-biatch] friend 
[Shorty13] friend 
[*Sunflower*] SliPnoT FaNS FreiNDs 
[--Jenna Lynn--] practiclly nabors 
[something everybody needs] friend 
[Southern Pride 4 Life] so hot
[southerngurl99] friend 
[jessica.]so fucking hot
[stoner monky 4:20] friend