Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
In THE PAPER THE NEXT DAY A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.



*If you love someone this much put this on your site*


I Luv to look at white chiks and if anyone does not like white chicks they are missing out white girls are the kinkiest:)

I am 14 years old. I'm also lefthanded and I have one sister she is a total pain in the ass!
Kpu People rules(kinky people united)

My motto is Lifes A Bitch Then You Die!
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Umm I don't kno what to say I'm A Nymph if you don't kno waht that is that means I luv having sex!I'm totally up for everything and anything!

Try typing your name with all sorts of body parts!

Fingers: Jahmal

Toes: jahmal

Head:uiwykledpo

Toung:jamnal

Dick:jumasyhjjmwqil

Your mouse: jqahmjaql

Your ears: 098;p65yglo905y0ol9ol

Nose:uqwuqo
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My favorite Character is "Bloo" off of "Foster's Home Of Imaginary Friends" He is so Cool! And yes I know I spelled the second word wrong. I like to spell wacky!
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A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.


Do it 4 me cause u love me :D Body: If I were to show up at your house at 1 am. Would you...? (message me answers)



1. fuck me?
2. go down on me?
3. finger me/give handjob?
4. make out?
5. nothing?
6. hang out?
7. tell me to go away?
8. cuddle?
9. smoke with me?
10. drink with me?
11. sleep with me?
12. ask me out?
13. make the first move?
14. watch a movie with me?
15. make me a midnight snack?
16. take a shower with me?
17. let me take control of you?
18. let me tie you up and let me be the boss?
19. tie me up and be the boss?


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[too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown But it takes only 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap the mother fucker upside the head]

Sticks and stones may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me
So tie me down and throw me round
and show me that you like me!


READ THIS!
Follow these rules to maintain your sanity



1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.



that was weird....but then again being weird Rocks!
~If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get. ^_^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is my own alphabets!

A-apulls
B-Back Boobs
C-Chrisinia
D-Doo-Doo
E-elefante
F-fuck all schools
G-Girls Gone wild
H-Hippo
I-I just shitted my pants
J-Jeepoose
K-kill PREPS
L-Love
M-Moo-Moo
N-Noodles
O-OMFG
P-Poop
Q-Q
R-Rarrr
S-sex
T-topless
U-uranus
V-Voo-Doo-Doo
W-What the Fuck am I doing here!
X-xellent
Y-yabammama
Z-Who gives a shit what "z" stands for!


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{x} Fallen for your best friend? :yes
{x} Made out with JUST a friend? :no
{x} Been rejected?:yes
{x} Been in love?:yes
{x} Been in lust? :hell yah
{x} Used someone?:never
{x} Been used? :I guess
{x} Been cheated on? :no             {x} Done something you regret? :yes
{x} Considered a life of crime?: no
{x} Considered being a hooker?:no but christinia calls me that
{x} Are you psycho? :nope
{x} Split personalities?:kinda 
{x} Obsessive?:no
{x} Obsessive compulsive?:no
{x} Dream of dead bodies, blood, death, and gore? no I dream about me and someone else(cough)
{x} Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them?:yah                      {x} Understanding:always
{x} Open-minded: yes
{x} Arrogant: yah
{x} Insecure: no
{x} Interesting:yes
{x} Hungry: no
{x} Friendly:yes
{x} Smart:yes
{x} Moody: no not that much
{x} Childish:kinda
{x} Independent:yes
{x} Hard working:yes
{x} Organized:yah
{x} Healthy:yah
{x} Emotionally stable: yes
{x} Shy: sumtimes
{x} Difficult: kinda
{x} Attractive: ? by what's happenig maybe not
{x} Bored easily: not really
{x} Thirsty: yes
{x} Responsible:yes
{x} Sad: no
{x} Happy: yes
{x} Trusting: yes
{x} Talkative: kinda
{x} Original:hell yah
{x} Different:yep
{x} Unique: yep
{x} Lonely:yes
{x} Dye your hair?nope
{x} Floss daily?yes
{x} Own a web cam? nope got it tooken away
{x} Ever get off the damn computer? dunno?
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SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION WHEN A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION INTO A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE POPULATION FOR THE NEXT GENERATION YOU GET MY EXPLANATION OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTRATION?
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omfg looook at the sexy llama!one day I'm gunna shrink a llama and carry it in my pocket and show it to all my friends.This is from my friend[kmeq16]

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I wanna give you a hug but,
 
   a hug leads to a kiss,



   a kiss leads to a lick,



   a lick leads to a suck,



  and a suck leads to a fuck.



   hmm...wanna hug!?

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
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