1.i like to kill chickens
2.i like horses
3.i love to go to movies with my friends and hang out
4. i love billy joe (leader of green day)
5.i love music
6.i love to go on computers
7.i hate chickens so thats why i kill them
8. i love boys alot
9. south park and family guy are my favorite shows
10.fave movie twister and scary move 1,2,and3


















10 commandements of a teenager


1) thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping.


(why wait?)



2)thou shall not do drugz


(alcohol last longer)



3)thou shall not steel from k-mart.


(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)



4)thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism.


(destruction has a bigger effect)


5)thou shall not steel from thy parents.


(every-1 knows grandma has more money)



6)thou shall not get in fights.


(just start them)



7)thou shall not skip class.


(just take the whole day off)



8)thou shall not strip in class.


(hooters pays more)



9)thou shall not think about having sex.


(as nike sayz just do it)



10)thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street.


(just leave them in the middle)


*sex is like pringles once u pop the fun don't stop*


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[uber weird town



THE BADGE


Welcome to The Elftown All-You-Can-Eat Buffet!


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TAKE ME BACK TO Elftown Bowl-A-Rama YOU SILLY SHRUBBERY!

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south park freak dat i made on a web site lol

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