Hey im Leah. Well there's not much to say really. Im 15 and I have brown hair with blonde tints throught it. In the picture I have green bits in ma hair nd also a bit of a reddy colour too. lol. it was Sean [SCOTTISH STUD (NEW PICS OF MY BODY !!!!!!!!!!!!)] 16th birthday party and his lil sis Leanne done my hair for me. I loved it lol. That night was so fun lol. It was freakin madness likez lol. My big brother Kevin has got me sayin that word freakin lol. Right one day right me, Sean, Sophie, James, Scott and Leanne were all sittin in Leanne's room and the next thing Leanne (who is the madest out of the whole gang and the one to say the stupidest things ever) turned round and started calling us these weird names. Im known as mommy betty (because im knowen as the mom of the gang), Sean was baby phil (because he loves watchin the rugrats and phil is his fave lol), Sophie was knowen as great granny cracker (I cant remember the reason why she was called this but as soon as I remeber ill change this ok), James was called grandad bob (because he acts like a grandad tellin us loads of stories lol), Scott was called uncel cheeko (again I cant remember why but ill change this when I do remember) and last but not least Leanne was knowen as auntie sue (because she really does have a auntie sue and she is nutts just like Leanne so thats why leanne got called that lol). Since that night which was back in 2000 we all still have them names and always will lol. I am still at high school but when I leave I want to study hairdressing. Well there's not much more to say but if you have any questions at all please ask any time and ill try and answer them all!!! Luv Leah XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX


     *~*The Sex Poems*~*

Roses are red Pickles are green
I love your legs and what's between

i like your style I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

I'm a cool girl in a cool town
It takes a real mother fucker to put me down

Kissing is a sport
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain

The guy says "I love you"
you beleive it's true
Nine months later he says "hell with you"

The baby is Bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldn't have happened if the rubber hadn't torn

Sex is when a guys communication
meets a girl's information
To increase the population
for a younger generation
Do you get the information
Or do you need a demonstration?

Roses are red
Violets are corny
When i think of you
Ooh baby I get horny

Eat me,
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
Fuck me
Very slowly!
If you kiss me don't sassy, use your tounge and make it nasty!!