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$Joe$

Member #134024 created: 2005-05-01 18:57:40Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/134024   
Email: ncfcjoe@hotmail.co.uk

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Description:
[cheesecake lovers]



[LAYER ONE:]
-- [Name:] Joe
-- [Nickname:] Joe
-- [Birthdate:] 30/10/05
-- [Birthplace:] bournmouth
-- [Hair color:] brown/black
-- [Height:] 167
-- [Righty or lefty:] righty

[Layer two]
-- [Your heritage:] english
-- [The shoes you wore today:] lonsdale-white
-- [Your weakness:] hit in da bollocks
-- [Your fears:] heights
-- [Your perfect pizza:] crust
-- [Goal you'd like to achieve:] footballer

[LAYER THREE]
-- [Your most overused phrase:] my bad
-- [Your thoughts first waking up:] Fuck off please
-- [Your best physical feature:] all for me
-- [Your bedtime:] between- when i fall a sleep
-- [Your most missed memory:] bein young

[LAYER FOUR]
-- [Soda:] pepsi
-- [Fast food joint:] mcdonalds
-- [Single or group dates:] group/ single if i am with a girl
-- [Adidas or Nike:] nike
-- [Chocolate or vanilla:] chocolate
-- [Cappuccino or coffee:] neither
-- [Favourite football club] norwich city fc

[LAYER FOUR]
-- [Smoke:] no
-- [Sing:] no
-- [Take a shower every day:] yup
-- [Have a crush(es):] no
-- [Do you think you've been in love:] dunno
-- [Want to go to college:] yup
-- [Like school:] no
-- [Want to get married:] no
-- [Believe in yourself:] yup
-- [Get motion sickness:] no
-- [Think you're attractive:] yup
-- [Think you're a health freak:] no
-- [Get along with your parents:] try
-- [Like thunderstorms:] yup
-- [Play an instrument:] no

[LAYER SIX]
In the past 6 months...
-- [Drank alcohol:] yup
-- [Smoked:] yep
-- [Done a drug:] yep
-- [Made out:] y
-- [Gone on a date:] y
-- [Gone to the mall:] yup
-- [Eaten an entire box of Oreos:      -- [Eaten sushi:] no
-- [Been on stage:] no
-- [Gone skating:] no
-- [Made homemade cookies:] no
-- [Gone skinny-dipping:] no
-- [Dyed your hair:] y
-- [Stolen anything:] y

[LAYER SEVEN]
Ever...
-- [Played a game that required removal of clothing:] yup
-- [Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:] y
-- [Been caught doing something:] y
-- [Been called a tease:] y
-- [Gotten beaten up:] y
-- [Shoplifted:] y
-- [Changed who you were to fit in:] n





[LAYER EIGHT]
-- [Numbers and names of children:] ????
-- [Describe your dream wedding:] not yet!
-- [How you want to die:] stop breathing!
-- [Where do you want to go to college:] gloscat
-- [What do you want to be when you grow up:] plumber
-- [What country would you most like to visit:] ibiza

[LAYER NINE]
In the preferred sex...
-- [Best eye color:] blue
-- [Best hair color:] blonde
-- [Short or long hair:] long
-- [Best height:] medium
-- [Best weight:] medium
-- [Best articles of clothing:] hot pants
-- [Best first date location:] bed
-- [Best first kiss location:] bed

[LAYER TEN]
-- [Number of drugs taken illegally:] none
-- [Number of people I could trust with my life:] none
-- [Number of CDs that I own:] 35
-- [Number of piercings:] none
-- [Number of tattoes:] none
-- [Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:] sum!
-- [Number of scars on my body:] 7
-- [Number of things in my past that I regret:] a lot of fings!

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Age: 17Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 30

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Human

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Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Tewkesbury

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite drawing objects
sex

Computer interests
action gameschatmusic
video

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beercarschasing the preferred sex
docu-soapsfantasyfilm
historymotorcyclesporn
shoppingsportingwine
woodwork

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 163


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