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Jeff The Chicken Zombie
Email: xxhiskool4lifexx@aol.com
Name: Who cares
This is Pedro El Gato. FEAR HIM!
FEAR THE REDNECK CORPORATE
Elftown titles and orders
Town Drunk | Beggar | Street child |
Description:
My other accounts:[
The Misunderstood]
[
I Rock My World]
Me with one of my best friends Melissa
[
lil country chick]
Sexy Evil Death Vampire Rabbit of DOOM
My music:
AC/DC--Aerosmi
th--AFI--Aiden--Alice In Chains--Alkaline Trio--Angels And Airwaves--A Perfect Circle--Arch Enemy--As I Lay Dying--Audioslave--Avenged Sevenfold--Bad Company--Bad Religion--The Beatles--Billy Idol--Black Label Society--Black Sabbath--Blindside--Blink 182--Bob Seger--Bon Jovi--Boston--Bowling For Soup--Brand New--Breaking Benjamin--Canned Heat--Chevelle--CKY--Coheed and Cambria--Cradle of Filth--Cream--Creed--Creedence Clearwater Revival--Dave Matthews Band--Damage Plan--Deep Purple--Def Leppard--Disturbed--The Doobie Brothers--The Doors--Drowning Pool--The Eagles--Eric Clapton--Evanescence--Five Iron Frenzy--Flyleaf--Foghat--Foo Fighters--Foreigner--From First To Last--Godsmack--Good Charlotte--The Gorillaz--Grateful Dead--Green Day--Green Jelly--Guns n' Roses--Hawthorne Heights--HIM--Hinder--Hoobastank--HUAH!--Incubus--Insane Clown Posse--Interpol--Iron Maiden--Jethro Tull--John Lenon--Journey--Judas Priest--The Killers--Killswitch Engage--Kiss--Kittie--Korn--Lamb of God--Led Zeppelin--Linkin Park--Lynyrd Skynyrd--Machine Head--Marilyn Manson--Matchbook Romance--Megadeth--Metallica--Motley Crue--Mudvayne--My Chemical Romance--Neil Young--Newk--Nightmare Of You--Nile--Nine Inch Nails--Nirvana--Obtain The Darkened Sky--The Offspring--Opeth--Otep--Ozzy Osbourne--Pantera--Papa Roach--Paul McCartney--Pearl Jam--Pink Floyd--P.O.D.--The Police--Queen--Quiet Riot--Rage Against The Machine--Ramstien--REO Speedwagon--Rise Against--Rob Zombie--The Rolling Stones--Rush--Scorpions--Seether--Sevendust--Shadows Fall--Silverstein--Simple Plan--Six Feet Under--Slayer--Slipknot--Smashing Pumpkins--Soul Fly--Staind--The Starting Line--Steve Miller Band--Stone Sour--Stone Temple Pilots--Story Of The Year--Styx--Sum 41--Supertramp--System Of a Down--Taking Back Sunday--Taproot--Ten Years--Thousand Foot Crutch--Three Days Grace--Tom Petty--Tool--Trap't--Trivium--Twisted Sister--The Used--Uncle Kracker--Underoath--U2--Van Halen--War--Wierd Al Yankovic--Willie Nelson--Whitesnake--White Zombie--The Who--Yellowcard--Yes--ZZ Top...and many more o.o
X.X dead in Death Valley
It's skate estate crazyness o.o
ok - from the left, my little sister Kana who is actually a best friend[Kana SweetFur], Megan(Elected World Dictator)[XVile_InnocenceX], Mark[Mad Elf o Doom], and Dan
[The Great Much-missed Genoa]
It's my bestest...est friend Genoa[TheFragile6]...like a brother to me - we had alot of good times back when he still lived around here...
This last one is him with his girlfriend, Sydney[peterpan syndrome]/[Dollie VOMIT] - who he moved away to be with. We're anxiously anticipating his return THIS SUMMER! But only for a visit. NOOOO! I'm gonna hop in his trunk(DON'T TELL HIM!). I really miss those good old days...
And now, some awesome online comic sites!:
www.orneryboy.com
www.nekothekitty.net
www.vgcats.com
(regularly updated)
My AIM: Xxhiskool4lifexX(@aol.com)
This rocks! read it!
For all of you with teenagers, have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they have alot in common with cats:
1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their head when you call them by name.
2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile.
5. No cat or teenager shares your taste in music.
6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.
8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredum.
9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture.
10. Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior. Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.
Age: 17 | Year of birth: 1989 | Month of birth: 6 | Day of birth: 12 |
Gender: male
Fantasy race personality: Orc
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Place of living: USA-New York
Town: That place that's slowly becoming a black hole...
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elftown crew wannabe: No
Computer interests
action games | Basic | chat |
email | hate | music |
strategy games | use communities | Windows |
Music
no music | alternative | goth |
grunge | heavy metal | new age |
progressive metal | punk | rock |
techno |
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Other interests
animals | anime | art |
beer | board games | card games |
cars | cats | dogs |
drinks | eating | electronics |
horses | motorcycles | party |
poetry | scifi | slacking |
travelling | whisky | wine |
writing |
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Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: sumo
Height: 175