Black hair w/ blonde in the front. Green Blue & Brown Eyes. Not Skinny Not Fat. But about me....well im a nice person once u get 2 no me but most ppl say im hott but i look mean! I dont get it. But n e wayz if u wanna no more just ask!!If u wanna tlk, message me ill tlk about anything and believe me, i luuuuuv to tlk!!! OOoooo....and....i skateboard:D...yes...i no.......im speciamul!

sex is like math
u add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and hope u don't multiply the population  
1. Who r u??
 2. R we friends??
3. Wen and how did we meet??
4. Do u have a crush on me??
5. Would u kiss me??
6. Give me a nickname and explain y u picked it
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. what was ur first impression of me??
9. Do u still think that way about me now??
10. What reminds u of me??
11. If u could give me anything what would it be??
12. How well do u think u no me??
13. Whens the last time u saw me??
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldn't??
15. R u gonna put this on ur house and see what i say about u??
:::~Looks Can Be Deceiving~:::
They Take One Look At Me
And Assume They Know Me
They Don't
My Heart Is Not On My Sleeve
They Judge Me On My Appearance
But That Changes Every Day
I Am Not A Stereotype
I Am Me
I Have Feelings
Emotions
Thoughts
Ideas
Freewill
They Think My Life Revolves Around Them
That I Worship The Ground They Walk On
That I Idolize Them Because I Have No Life
They Torment Me
They Say Hurtful Words
I Try To Defend Myself
They Don't Listen
Not Unless They Want To Hear
But I Have Goals
Dreams
Ambition
I Will Go On And Never Show Them Weakness
They Will Learn That Appearances Are Often Misguiding
My Friends Say Im Happy
Energetic
Fun
Smart
Always There
Trustworthy
My Family Says Im Unique
Different
Happy
Too Smart For My Own Good
Annoying
And Sometimes Insane
They Say Im Boring
Wierd
Scary
Contagious,Stay Away
I Say They're Pig-Headed
Arrogant
Untrustworthy
But I Don't Know Them
We Should All Stop Judging
Get To Know And Love A Person     Because We All Know,          Looks Can Be Decieving!

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But Whips And Chains Excite Me So Throw Me Down And Tie Me Up And Show How Much You Like Me!!!

~Follow these rules to maintain your sanity~
                      1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
                     18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

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`•.¸.•´*NoT A ToY By AnY MeAnS
(¨`•.•´¨)*UnDeRNeAtH tHe MaKe-Up N' hAiR
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThErE iS a SiGn SaYiN'
`•.¸.•´*'HaNdle WiTh CaRe
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everything has been said before
theres nothin left to say anymore
when its all the same
u can ask 4 it by name

babble babble bitch bitch
reble reble party party
sex sex sex and dont 4get the violence
blah blah blah got ur lovey dovey sad n lonely
stick ur stupid slogan in n evry body sing along

babble babble bitch bitch
reble reble party party
sex sex sex and dont 4get the violence
blah blah blah got ur lovey dovey sad n lonely
stick ur stupid slogan in n evry body sing

are ya muthafuckas ready
for the new shit
stand up and admit
tommorows never comin
this is the new shit
stand up and admit
do we get it...no
do we want it...yeah
this is the new shit
stand up and admit

babble babble bitch bitch
reble reble party party
sex sex sex and dont 4get the violence
blah blah blah got ur lovey dovey sad n lonely
stick ur stupid slogan in n evry body sing along

everything has been said before
theres nothin left to say anymore
when its all the same
u can ask 4 it by name

are ya muthafuckas ready
for the new shit
stand up and admit
tommorows never comin
this is the new shit
stand up and admit
do we get it...no
do we want it...yeah
this is the new shit
stand up and admit

now its u no who
i got the u no wat
i stick it u no where
u no y u dont care
now its u no who
i got the u no wat
i stick it u no where
u no y u dont care
now its u no who
i got the u no wat
i stick it u no where
u no y u dont care
now its u no who
i got the u no wat
i stick it u no where
u no y u dont care

babble babble bitch bitch
reble reble party party
sex sex sex and dont 4get the violence
blah blah blah got ur lovey dovey sad n lonely
stick ur stupid slogan in n evry body sing

are ya muthafuckas ready
for the new shit
stand up and admit
tommorows never comin
this is the new shit
stand up and admit
do we get it...no
do we want it...yeah
this is the new shit
stand up and admit

let us entertain u
let us entertain u

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
everybody sing along



                      A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
You Know You're From North Carolina When...
You've gotten used to the smell of cow manure on a car trip to Raleigh.
Saying "y'all" isn't just a cute expression; it actually means something.
There are big labrador retrievers in the back of every truck.
You give directions using KFC and Waffle House as landmarks.
You still see Dale Earndheart tributes on cars.
You can't imagine life without Bojangles' sweet tea
Your annual church fundraiser always deals with bbq and potato salad
You have a sunburn from May to October
Your 'heavy winter clothing' consists of some turtleneck sweaters, a fuzzy jacket, and your daddy's boots
Your family has fried chicken once a week
You can tell the difference between cotton fields and tobacco fields while driving
One of your neighbors has a confederate flag hanging on their front porch
Those "damn yankees" are taking over your school/church/workplace/neighborhood...
You've been "properly raised", and yankees love it when they hear you say "ma'am" and "sir"
You get your carbs from biscuits, rolls, pancakes, and grits
You know the difference between a "redneck" and a "hick".
You own at least one surf shop or seafood restaurant shirts.
No matter what those people in ohio say, we are still "first in flight"
The Coca-Cola 600 is as big as the Super Bowl
You prefer Chick-fil-a to KFC
You know pastry is a chicken stew, not a dessert item.
Every time you visit someone you?re offered something to eat and a glass of tea.
Your granddaddy always wore overalls and your grandma always wore an apron.
In summer you have home-grown tomatoes with every meal.
When it rains and the creek rises, everyone gathers to see how high it rose.
You know that "chunk" the ball means to throw it.
You've had a burger "all the way" - chili and slaw on it.
You can recognize a copperhead and your heart drops when you see one.
You have at least one relative that raises collards.
Your folks have taken trips to the mountains to look at leaves.
Your school classes were cancelled because of a hurricane.
You know Krispy Kreme makes the best doughnut.
You have an opinion about UNC. You went there and loved it, or you hate everyone who did.
You know the best BBQ is found in Lexington
You would rather eat at Bojangles's than McDonald's
You have actually uttered the phrase "It's too hot to go to the pool"
You faithfully drink Pepsi or Mt. Dew everyday of your life.
You have your own secret bbq sauce.
You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from North Carolina.
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\ Girls are like **STARS**.•¤**¤•
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,.•¤**¤•. Only one will make all your
**DREAMS**come true.•¤**¤•
[MEN'S ENGLISH]:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
*Boy: i saw her today
Girl: i saw him today
Boy: It seems like its been forever
Girl: I wonder if he still cares
Boy: She looks better than ever
Girl: I couldnt stop staring at him
Boy: i asked her how things were going
Girl: i asked about his new girlfriend
Boy: Id choose her over any girl im with
Girl: Hes probably really happy
Boy: i couldnt even look at her without crying
Girl: He couldnt even look at me
Boy: I told her i missed her
Girl: I know he hadnt
Boy: I meant it
Girl: He didnt mean it
Boy: i love her
Girl: he loves his new girlfriend
Boy: I held her one last time
Girl: He gave me a friendly hug
Boy: Then i went home and cried
Girl: Then i went home and cried
Boy: i lost her..
Girl: i still love him*
12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hugs her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet. Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it
little miss druggy
sat in her buggy
smokeing a bowl of weed
along come a spider
and sat down beside her
and sold her a kilo of speed

♥CHEESECAKE!!:D♥
♥Boy: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: No
♥Boy: Do you like me?
Girl: Not really
♥Boy: Do you want me?
Girl: No
♥Boy: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: No
♥Boy: Would you live for me?
Girl: No
♥Boy: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: No way
♥Boy: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Girl: My life
*The boy runs away in shock and pain and the girl runs after him and says...*
Girl: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!
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♥surprised♥at♥the♥answers♥you♥get♥
over 92% of the teen world population would die if abrcrombie and fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe repost this in your house if u are the other 8% that is laughing your ass off!
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"