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There are so many things about myself I know and a lot more I don't know. And a hell of a lot more that you, yes you(!) random person reading this, will never eeever know. But who cares anyway!!!

<http://www.cathug.com/3456>


I'm starting to add more stuff about me at NeonPegasus. Feel free to browse:)


I also added another wiki with the wikis I participate. They were getting to many to keep here:)Neon Pegasus' Wikis

[ =Pictures= ]

My pets:) Neon Pets

My so far poor collection of pictures taken in Newcastle Neon's Newcastle

I've uploaded some pictures from my holidays in Greece this Xmas. Have a look and let me know what you think:)
Neon's winter images

I uploaded some pictures from Ireland. Have a look as well:> Neon's images of Ireland

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Cool joke
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.The instructions were: The short story should contain the following three things:
1) Religion
2)Sexuality
3)Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the intire class:
"Oh God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."

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<http://www.auracolors.com/test.htm>

My predominant colours are Violet and Indigo

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What kind of a Dragon I am ( how cheezy does this test sound!hihihi!): <http://dragonhame.com/quiz.html>
(it scares me how many things this test was right about...and no,I don't mean casting a deep red shadow whenever I fly)

Ruby Dragon

In the war between good and evil, Ruby Dragons take the side of the noble and good.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.
During combat situations, a true Ruby Dragon prefers to defeat opponents by the use of spells and other tactics.

Dragon Description:
The Ruby Dragon makes its home in lush forests with lots of flowers and abundant animal life. They treasure colorful things and bright sunshine.

Appearing as a translucent ruby, it is a beautiful thing to see one as one flies overhead. The suns ray's pass through the dragon's body creating a deep red shadow. It's scales magnify the suns rays into bright ruby red beams to highlight this effect.

Ruby Dragons harbor a great thirst for travel and foreign places, but always long to come home, for their home is their castle and refuge.A Ruby Dragons temper is fired up by injustice, and when a Ruby Dragon feels it is right, it is terribly difficult to change its opinion. Ruby Dragons appreciate creativity and artful thinking.

This Dragons favorite elements are: Rubies, Sunlight, and Wisdom. hehehe, can I have some wisdom please?

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this badge and the dividers was made by my "kid" [Jitter] ^_^ visit her elfwood gallery!!!(link via her home)
and for other beautyful graphics, here:)
Elftown Graphics Jitterbug Perfume

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[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.