My sister says I am blonde at heart. Although as a redhead that is an insult, so I think I shall have to chase her around outside in her PJ's until she cries Uncle. I am adventurous, and sophisticated, unfortunately, but I am usually pretty down to earth, as I haven't left this planet yet. I am kind and caring and compasionate, and this sometimes gets me into trouble. I like people. I squeak. I like disc golfing. And I can't spell very well. My seven year younger sister is constantly correcting my spelling... Grrrrr!
I have a theory that Redheads are genetically different and superior to other hair colored peoples. It has to do as much with our pain tolerance as well as some other things I have discovered being a redhead. Anyway, Time to go chase my sister, since she had corrected me for the tenth... eleventh time in the last ten minutes. Ciao.

HAVE YOU EVER? IF IT'S BLANK, I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET
(X) BEEN DRUNK
(X) HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
()  CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
()  BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) RODE IN A TAXI
()  HAD ANAL SEX (eeew!)
(X) HAD SEX
()  HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) SHOPLIFTED
(X) HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
()  HAD A THREESOME
(X) SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
()  BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) PISSED ON MYSELF (I was little)
()  HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
()  BEEN ARRESTED
()  MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
()  WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X) LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY (I was drunk that time)
(X) WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX (One was my boyfriend)
()  WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
()  HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
()  EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT
(X) LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(X) MOONED OR FLASHED ANYONE
()  MADE OUT W/A FRIEND'S SIBLING
(X) HAVE PUT GRAFITTI ON PUBLIC PROPERTY

Advice:

*Wear a seatbelt. Life is a rollercoaster. And we don't want anyone falling out. Loosing a ball cap or a glass eye maybe, I think we could handle that.

*Don't ever let how someone else sees you let that dictate how you see yourself. They don't know your deep dark secrets.

*Always have atleast one deep dark secret.


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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what’s wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor relpied "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

For those of you who know men, this is their true outlook on life. But they have their endearing moments, thats one reason why so many women spend so much time searching for mister right. The inportant thing to remeber is that after you marry them, and they learn exactly what they can get away with, this is exactly what they do.