.... lol ok this is kinda a long house... well... erm... not really... oh well... but before you go reading it and be all "IM NOT GOING TO READ THIS, THIS KID IS JUST A DUMB ASS DEPRESSED GUY....." well you wrong although the top part tells about me.... well the whole thig does really ... but thats not the point.... the point is top = depressing...
and the bottom = well kinda funny and ill work on making it more funny too (^_^)..... oh and if you read the whole thing umm... you can have a pretty penny oh and also before i go if you are one of my good friends take the quiz thats in my house thingy any way after you take it you should like lol send me a message with your score too ..... so i know what you got ... one more thing to on the quiz........... [NO CHEATING!!!!!!] oh and if you do alot of crazy stuff like me go to people who do crazy stuff oh and i love ninjas cuz they are the coolest thing ever.... and now im single again.... my heart has been broken for the 15th girlfriend i have had .... *sigh* i just wish i had a relieable one.....

and one of my fav. quotes from the koolest site ever... yes it involves ninjas

"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. 



Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). " that is so true all of that lol well... maybe not the pee pee .... lets go with foot there lol now for a descripture of me... lol is that even a word????



hey ya, well I'm .... a person lol . if I had to describe my self , I would say that I'm a persony person... lol, actuly I have brown hair with blonde tips, my hair cut is a mohawk right now, I'm about 5'4" and hazel eyes

but I took a quiz and this info might help....

Your Beauty lies
in Individuality. Different, amazing, and all your own. You like be set apart
from all others and most love that you do. You are solitary at times, but for
the most part, there is no greater compliment to you than someone telling you
that you are different. You're most likely a bit of a fighter and you hate it
when anyone attempts to change who you are. You wear what you want, look how you
want and don't let anyone tell you what do to. You can be a little immature at
times and have trouble dealing with authority and asking others for help. You
like to do things yourself and are independent almost to a fault. But, people
still find your individuality amazing and the fact that no matter what happens
or what anyone else anyone thinks about it, you will not change who you are.

a quick deffanition of me.....

Some Things
That Represent You:

Element: Dark, Fire
Animal: White Tiger
Color:Bold Colors, Odd Colors
Song: Just They Way I Am by Angel
Expression: Smirk

Gemstone: Bloodstone
Mythological Creature: Phoenix,Dragon
Planet: Pluto
Hair Color: Unnatural Colors
Eye Color: Amber


"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh<br>because you're all the same."

and your inner dragon is a ....

Moon Dragon

In the war between good and evil, a Moon Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one.
As far as magical tendancies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Dragon Description:
The Moon Dragon has translucent scales and emits a soft white glow from it's body, thus earning it's name.

The moon Dragon is an especially large Dragon, but beautiful and graceful. It makes it's home in mountainous regions, often picking a large cavern to be it's lair.

Moon Dragons are nocturnal in nature, only coming out at night. They silently fly through the nighttime sky, hunting deer, antelope or other woodland creatures. The Moon Dragon has a particularly long lifespan even amongst dragonkind.Some Moon Dragons have been known to live for several millennia, making it one of the longest lived creatures in existence.

This Dragons favorite elements are: Moonstone, Starlight, and Longevity



Your power is: Being a controller of an element


Explanation: Wether it is earth, fire, air or water or even all of them, you can control that element. That means you can manipulate their pysichal form and with just thoughts and make an inferno for example. In good purposes it can be used to protect but in evil purposes it is used to hurt.
As a person you are slightly 'odd'. People see you as different and probably has prejudices against you. They see you as 'weird' or the 'freak', and either that hurts really much or you chose to ignore it. You keep your hatred for people inside and probably daydream about killing them, which gives you satisfaction. Truth is you are not evil, only missunderstood and mistreated.

Negative aspects: Since you have deep problems inside you could get into some sort of mental illness or simply get depressed (if you aren't already).

Your element is Ice. This element may seem a little odd, but this is a side-effect from when the element of Water gets to hurt. Once you were a content soul, and happy with life. But then something happened. Not necessarily on one day, it probably happened gradually over time. You lost your will to care and became even more reserved from the world. People had hurt you in ways you do not want to remember and now you isolate yourself from them. You have turned into an outsider and probably dress more in black than you used to. Your depression is eating you up and tearing you apart and the worst part is that no one is willing to help, or so it seems. In school you are often by yourself or one single friend and you rarely seem to be truly happy anymore. Your sad, distant eyes and constant frown seems glued to your face and you need a saviour from this world. You may turn to music for understanding and sing/scream along in the lyrics to get rid of some pain. You are not very open about your problems to your family/friends, and wish that they would just notice it and make it go away.

you have two sides to you one is...

You're a very mellow, care-free person. Your exactly what calm, cool, and collected mean. You never overreact or panic in a bad situation and you always know what to do. Everyone goes to you for advice because you never lose your head so your very reliable. You tend to take everything in stride, like in school your moto is just sit back and relax not to say you dont pay attention and work, but you dont overexert yourself. Even though people come to you for counciling(sp?) you can still be very quite, your not good with making new friends, but your extremely close to the ones you have. Remember its ok to put your emotions out there even though there is a chance they might get hurt. Also in school sometimes its good to stress out a little, just because you think you dont need to study doesnt mean you should'nt, and also try to push yourself more even though you might be good where you are doesnt mean you can,t be better.

but another could be...
You,re a very depressed, lonely person. Something happened to you that changed your point of view on life or maybe you always been this way. You don't have any friends because you dont see the point in making them they will just leave anyway so why bother or maybe you just dont want them. But try and stay positive there are people who love you, so dont push them away they just want to help. You might be scared to make friends because you think they might hurt you, but they won't, good friends always stay together so try and make some.


I like making friends here on elf town and hope you want to be my friend.... wow that sounded really gay .... but all i want is people who understand me so talk to me sometime my aol sn is Aguywithchopstix so talk to me there or here





I AM: Aguywithchopstix
I HAVE: .... nothing to really look forward too....
I WISH: people to understand me
I HATE: myself
I MISS: haveing some one there for me....
I FEAR: haveing some one close to me drift away
I HEAR: A techno version of Garudo valley... lol
I SEARCH: for people who understands me
I WONDER: if some one will understand me
I REGRET: alot of things.....
I LOVE: no one because i can never trust anyone
I ALWAYS: hope that people to understand me
I AM NOT: a very tough person
I CRY: to many times to be specific
I WRITE: poems about sarrow and death.... and some about relationships....


ya im pretty stupid huh... well as for my friends here they are and im still lokking for friends too...

but really on top of being a very depressed person... I HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF FUN like this...

[WARNING THE FOLLOWING STUNTS WERE DONE BY .....WELL THEY WERN'T REALLY PROFEFFIONALS.... BUT THEY WERE STILL DANGEROUS.... SO DON'T DO THEM!!!!!!!]

stuff that me and my "friend" joe do....:

1. he has hit me with his 4 weeler.... about 7 times.....
[ my ribs still ache]

2. have tried all experiments from the pyro stuff in the movie fight club......
[ wasn't very fun....]

3. have put and lit fire crackers down our pants......
[its still there don't worry]

4. have used aerosol on my leather boots, lit them on fire, and ran down the subdivision in my neighborhood screaming at the top of my lungs...
" MY BOOTS ARE ON FIRE MY BOOTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!"
[ that one wasn't so bad]

5. went into county market, went to the food placey thingy, and rearanged the letters next to a tub of white luquid to say " MMMMMM CUM..."
[ that was all joes doing... not mine]

6. times joe has pushed me into a custotian's fan ( YOU KNOW THE BIG ONES WITH NO PLASTIC AROUND THEM)... about 7...
[ that one hurt]

7.jogged a mile down a highway... in only boxers...
[ sad yes i know]

8. bought something from a store without our shirt... or shoes...
[that one wasn't so bad]

9. set up a big enough jump so we could dirtbike off of it and clear joes jeep
[ we didnt make it]

10. tried to walk on a flaming rope several times....
[ that one joe did ... not me]

11. dressed like female hookers and walked in a mall...
[ ok who hasnt done that...]

12. we played catch with a ball of about 10 firecrackers......
[it landed on my foot]

13. put a pin weel firework on the end of joe's cock and lit it......
[he burned his pubes off...... it was funny.... just amagain a guy running around with a flame down there.... lol]

14. three words.... roman candle war.... lol ( in my opinion the most painful of stuff) this lasted a ful day of up north almost into canada and I won too (^_^) [ lol the reason i won was beacuse of a skillful shot at him... yup right in the balls... LMAO it was so funny though he like was in so much pain too lol he was cring lol i dont know about you but i had just saw for the first time a 26 year old muscular guy cry..... (^_^) it was so funny]
on top of all that one of the most funnest thigs i think was walking into a mall dressed as hobos and me playing the ukalili with joe holding out a tin can and singing.... [that one was really funny beacause later that night we went to joe's school football homecomeing and we streaked while playing and singing]

yes i play the ukalili... can't remember how to correctly spell it though
but anyway me and joe do alot of stupid stuff... like we also went into a chinese restaurant and sharted singing and playing there too.... ya we are pretty stupid.... lol you should see us on the 4th of july or on halloween....