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Dawnies Brownie (I don't get on here very often so look me up on fb)
Name: Dawn
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Okay so i'm not on here very much so if you want to get a hold of me either add my screen names:<br>Aim: browniehero4ev
er<br>yahoo: dml0926<br> or check out my myspace pages:<br> http://www.myspace.com/dawnie_09<br>
http://www.myspace.com/dawniesbrownie
If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.
My name is Dawn and I had light brown hair...but now it is dark brown. I am about 5' 5". I have glasses and hazel eyes that look green sometimes. It is awesome. If anyone wants to talk then just send me a message. I will talk to almost anyone along as you don't freak me out...but it is hard to do that...lol.
emails: DML0926@yahoo.com, STLMilitarygrl_09@yahoo.com, browniehero4ever@aim.com,
browniehero4ever@hotmail.com
This is Casey[Nw SweetHrT_19]..she's one of my best friends, she's so cool.(she's my sexy bitch)shes on the left too
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One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE.
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
...*...If you love someone this much put this on your discription...*...
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HAVE I:
(Y) EVER BEEN DRUNK
(Y) EVER SMOKED POT
(Y) EVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(N) EVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(N) EVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(N) EVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(N) EVER RODE IN A TAXI
(N) EVER HAD ANAL SEX
(Y) EVER BEEN IN LOVE
(N) EVER HAD SEX
(N) EVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(Y) EVER BEEN DUMPED
(N) EVER SHOPLIFTED
(N) EVER BEEN FIRED
(Y) EVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(N) EVER HAD A THREESOME
(N) EVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(N) EVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(N) EVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(N) EVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(N) EVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(N) EVER BEEN ARRESTED
(Y) EVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(N) EVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(N) EVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(Y) EVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(Y) EVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(Y) EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(N) EVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(N) EVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(N) EVER BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(N) EVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(N) EVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(N) EVER BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(Y) EVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(Y) EVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED....oops
(N) EVER TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVEING SOMEONE PERIOD
(N) EVER EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(N) EVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
(N) EVER BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(N) EVER EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
(N) EVER BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED
(N) EVER CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
(N) EVER FLED THE AUTHORITIES OF A FORIEN LAND
(N) EVER HAD SEX ON A BUS
(N) EVER MADE A BOMB THREAT
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Random but funny stuff 2 do
1.At lunchtime,sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom,don't disguise your voice.
3.Every time people ask you to do something,ask if they want fries with that.
4.Put your garbage can on your desk and lable it "in"
5.Put decaff in the cofee maker for 3 weeks.Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine additions,switch to espresso.
6.in the memo field of all of your checks write "for sexual favors"
7.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
8.Don't use any punctuation marks
9.As often as possible,skip rather than walk.
10.Ask people what sex they are.Laugh after they answer.
11.specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12.Sing along at the opera.
13.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.Put mosquito netting around your work area and play a tape of jungle sounds.
15.Five days in advance,tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood
16.Have your friends adress you by your wrestling name,Rock Hard Devon.
17.When the money comes out the ATM,scream"I won,I won,3rd time this week!"
18.When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot screaming"run for your lives,they're loose!"
19.Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go.
20.Put this in all of your profiles.
Age: 21 | Year of birth: 1990 | Month of birth: 9 | Day of birth: 26 |
Gender: female
Fantasy race personality: Orc
37°33.234'N 94°49.704'W
Place of living: USA-Missouri
Town: St. Louis
Known languages
Sign Language | English | French |
Elfwood writer: Yes
Elftown crew wannabe: Yes
Computer interests
action games | chat | email |
music | webcam |
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Music
alternative | country | goth |
heavy metal | hip hop | pop |
progressive metal | punk | rock |
Other interests
animals | board games | books |
card games | chasing the preferred sex | cooking |
crime stories | dogs | fashion |
film | fishing | history |
horses | party | shopping |
sporting | watching sport |
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Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: big breasted
Height: 163