tall some what skinny 1 jelly roll blue eyes
blound/brown hair NOT single.

i am like muhamid all lee i float like a fart and i stink like pee

i drive by your ass with a ak-47 i send you straight to hell not heven.

my balls are big my neckalce is long my hair is wild and i got a giant dong

i stuck tweezers in a outlet once and nearly killed myself

i acually mooned a under cover cop once

i walk on my tippie toes

once i got caught picking my nose in class and got detention.

i got mad at my neighbor and shot his cat and blamed it a kid down the street and the kid had to go to juvee for 2 weeks 




Things To Do In An Elavator
1. Make racecar noises when people get on and off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm..... tasty!"
21. Meow occasionally.
22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
23. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
24. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
25. Sing "Mary had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
26. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
27. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
28. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the accordion.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!"



my adress is 665 i live next to the devil

my llama is smarter than your honor student

EVERY TIME YOU MASTERBATE GOD KILLS A KITTEN


THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL AND IM DRIVING THE BUS

ONE TIME I POOPED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD AND LIED ABOUT IT

NEVER WATCH THE MATRIK WHEN HIGH


MY SHOES ARE UNTIED.....OVER THERE

NEVER GIVE YOUR CAT A ENEMA THEY DONT LIKE

TURTLES DONT MAKE GOOD BREAK DANCERS

ZOMBIES DONT MAKE GOOD SWING DANCERS

ONE TIME FARTED IN THIRD PERIOD AND BLAMED IT ON A "SENSITIVE" TEACHER AND EVER BODY LAUGHED AT HIM AND CRIED AND MADE ME LAUGH MORE

PEOPLE SAY I HAVE ADHD THEY JUST DONT KNOW WHAT THERE TALKING ABOUT OOO LOOK A CHICKEN




../) /)..
.(^.^).
.C(")(") Lets all just be happy and get naked!!!

this the music i listen to
Rammstein
beck(beck is the greatest folk tale singer of all time)
ac/dc
meltalica
ozzy
wendsday13
the presidents of the united states of america
gorillaz
sublime
three inches of blood
judas preist
jonny cash
frank siantra
alice in chains


favroit moves

1.south park
2.team america world police
3.the clockwork orange
4.schindlers list
5.america history x
6.lord of the g-string
7.not onther teen movie
8.shreek i know what you did last friday the 13
9.all godzilla moves
10.screem series



funny slogans from the interweb
(these are real trust me if you so not belive me go to www.sloganiser.net/en/

Funny slogans

Don't play with fire, play with man juice.
man juicerific
man juice, the secret of women.
Food or man juice? I'll have man juice.
I'd do anything for anal sepage
No anal sepage, no kiss
There's only one thing in the world I want and that is elton john the big fat gay british fairy
Way to go, elton john the big fat gay british fag
My elton john the big fat gay british fag and me
camel udders extra dry
Do it with camel udders
hairy midget anus for president
hairy midget anus, better than sex
hairy midget anus is your safe place in an unsafe world!
Play dvda, start living
nipple discharge is back
Naughty little midget hooker
diarrhea? Yes please
I can't believe it's diarrhea
Food or diareaha? I'll have diareaha
«My nut gobbler, your nut gobbler, nut gobbler for all!»
«nut gobbler, since 1845.»
«The president buys tampons.»
«Next stop, my rectal bleeding.»

«my rectal bleeding makes dreams come true.»
«my rectal bleeding - You see this name, you think dirty.»
«Say my rectal bleeding.»
«my rectal bleeding - be prepared.»
«rotten jizz is better than chocolate.»
«forced rape - get ready.»
«Ooh la la, forced rape.
»«Don't get in the way of super boob.»

«And on the eighth day, god created super boob.»
«horse dongtastic!»
«The president buys horse dong.»
«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is nipple hairs.»
«bj? You bet
«the popes erection - play it!»
«the popes erection makes me hot.»
«I wish i was a the popes erection.»
«Don't play with fire, play with the popes erection.»
«God made testiculars.»