So what's up meh little friends? There's not much to me: I play soccer, run in cross-country, play the saxophone (so does my boyfriend). In the fall my life is devoted to marching band and other sports (because marching IS a sport, more than cheerleading is for damn sure), if you think band is gay, don't bother to talk to me, you piss me off already. chinchillas rule, no ifs ands or buts! i go work at the veterinarian's office every week, and i bet 3/4's of you couldn't even spell veterinarian without looking at this page. I live in texas. its hot (like me! haha...cough...) here. i like to dance badly, especially at football games with the other saxes. tradition we have, i suppose. NERD AT HEART, I AM! speak in yoda-ish, i do.

hehehehehehe.....
[too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. remember that when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it takes only 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap the mother fucker upside the head]

( ) smoked a cigar
() made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) slept with more than 15 people
(x) been called a slut
( ) had a one night stand
( ) had more than just one one night stands
() lied about how many people you've slept with
() lied about it so you can just sleep with someone
( ) slept with someone you dont even know their name
(x) seen someone die
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
() shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
() snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
() been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
() purposely set a part of yourself on fire
() eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
() been moshing at a concert
() been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
() gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
() been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
() run a red light
() been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
(x) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced NAKED in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
() pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
() sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
() been kissed under a mistletoe
(x ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
() crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
() humped a monkey
(x) worn pearls
() jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed penis in class
(x) ate dog/cat food
() told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
() got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
() kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
() done a one-handed cartwheel
() talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
() didn't take a shower for a week
() pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
() had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
() have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
() gone streaking
(x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken
(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
() caught a fish then ate it
() made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) have a Britney Spears CD (ha ha...umm..yea..shhh)
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(x) French braided someone's hair
() gone skinny dippin in a pool/LAKE?
() been kicked out your house



1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.