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Email: weedman1124@yahoo.com
Name: Mike
love me
hate me
i dont give a fuck
Elftown titles and orders
| Town Drunk | Beggar | Street child |
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| Travelling bard | Fastfood worker |
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Description:
Juggalo Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!
if ur a juggalo or juggalette put the pledge in your house!!]
peace,pot,tequila shot,jesus loves you stoned or not.sexy,drugz,rock^n^roll,speed,weed,birth control.life's a bitch then you die,fuck the world,let's get high.we are stoners,we have class,mess with us & we'll kick your ass.so to all you preps who think your cool,go to hell cause stoners rule!!!
yo, wassup wassup, my names Mike.. im a freak, a loser, and lame. my friends mean everything to me.. my best friend is [hippiejake] dont ever fuck with him, or ull get ur fucking face knocked in... straight up. we gangsta, no shit. we went to Curran Middle School, dodgin bullets and shit dude.
some of my fav bands are JMJ [ jizz masta J ] sublime tenacious-d suicidal tendencies slayer simple plan kottonmouth kings [ KMK ]
theres lotz more but im too lazy to name more.. ill do it later
i have aim and yahoo. so if u wana I-M me then yea.. go for it
aim~~~~~> grimreefer1124
yahoo~~~> weedman1124
ok, im lazy and shit.. so if u wana no ne thing.. just fucking ask.. dont be a fuckiing dip shit loser
time for the Big MG to spit his Rap
growin them trees and smokin them buds
i be ridin in my bug not givin a fuck
it be the Big MG, yall know me
i be fuckin them bitches while smokin that green
one bitch on the cock and the other in my face
i let them do their thing while i just blaze
get caught in a daze put my mind in a haze
its just a phase like im in a maze
but thats ok cuz thats my way
i get fucked up and hey, what can i say
these bitches want me to come out and play
with them titties couchies and their mama's too
we be fuckin all night and thats the truth
cuz all they wana do is suck and fuck
and thats kewl wit me thats just my luck
and thats whats happenin everyday
we get fucked up and partay
till the break of dawn thats all night long
shit we tokin up while im singin this song
and we just keep going, on and on and on so wheres the bong
its time to light it up like cheech and chong
but instead its the JizzMaster J and the Big MG passin that bong to the beat
and what you see is what you get
so dont even trip just take a hit
or if u got a bong just take a rip
puff puff pass that shit
cuz its time for JMJ to spit his lycs
[to be continued]
Missing: </center> | Age: 16 | Year of birth: 1991 | Month of birth: 2 | Day of birth: 12 |
Gender: male
Fantasy race personality: Halfling
6°9.060'S 136°26.286'W
Place of living: Canada - British Columbia
Town: Boring Bakersfield
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elfwood URL: u
Fanquarters URL: can
Wyvern URL: suk
Home-page URL: my
Weblog URL: dick
Favorite URL: BITCH
Computer interests
| chat | graphics | hate |
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| music | pr0n | video |
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| webcam |
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Music
| alternative | blues | goth |
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| grunge | heavy metal | hip hop |
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| jazz | progressive metal | punk |
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| rap | reggae | rock |
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Other interests
| beer | cars | chasing the preferred sex |
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| crime stories | drinks | electronics |
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| motorcycles | porn | role playing |
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| smoking | whisky |
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Civil status: strange
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: sumo
Height: 183
6°9.060'S 136°26.286'W