W00T!! i am not single anymore, sorry for those who were thinking about it but didnt ask......like any of you exist. YAY!

my girlfriend is [Astalder] and she is the most wonderful person ever, I love her more than anything, and she makes me feel loved and that is great. I dont think i could ever find another girl like her. we plan on one day living together, but that wont be for a long long time. if you know her, or just want to be nice, give her a hug, because she wont hate you if you dont hate her. soon i will have a picture of her and me up as my pic on elftown for the world to see. until then, *shrugs* i dunno.. lol.

I am a burly guy with some excess and long dirty blonde hair. If you see me I will probably be looking at something in great concentration or playing by bass guitar. I usually sleep till ten, but sometimes I wake up early for no reason but to fall alseep again, its really fun. I'm normal height and i am generally nice to ppl unless they REALLY are not being nice. If you are nice to me, i will be nice to you. Also, I like video games. I write songs whenever I feel sucky and thats how I rant. I am doing really good now, elftown has been a blast so far, i just hope that the people who read this have a great time too ^_^ ^..^


I'm in two bands if youve heard of them. One is called Miscarriage and the other is Red Metal Flake. Im the bassist for Miscarriage and sometimes Red Metal Flake, but im mostly a singer for Red Metal Flake.

My favorite bands are:
THE AQUABATS!
The Pillows
Cradle of Filth
Pink Floyd
The Who
Rob Zombie
Children of Bodom
Orange Range
System of a Down
Ozzy Osbourne/ Black Sabbath
Reel Big Fish
Tokyo Ska Paradise
Symphony X
Gorillaz (check out Gorillaz tv!)
and others

Some other good bands are:
Interpol
Bloodhound Gang
Edgar Winters Group
Foo Fighters
The Germs
The Specials
The Pixies


A girl asked a boy, "Do I ever cross your mind?"
The boy said, "No."
The girl continued on to ask the boy, "Do you like me?"
The boy, again, said, "No."
She asked, "Do you want me?"
He answered, "No."
"Would you live for me?"
"No."
"Would you do anything for me?"
"No way."
"Would you cry if I left?"
"No."
"Would you choose your life… or me?"
"My life. "


The girl turned to run away but the boy stopped her and said, “The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'd do everything for you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. And the reason I choose my life is because you are my life."

Im not lonely anymore, ^_^. But i still have this on my page for people who need it.

Things to do when bored:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.


[A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.



The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.



A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.



* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
]
[Everyone Deserves HAPPINESS!]
Evil Lyrics
by Interpol

rosemary, heaven restores you in life
you're coming with me
through the aging, the fearing, the strife

it's the smiling on the package
it's the faces in the sand
it's the thought that moves you upwards
embracing me with two hands

right will take you places
yeah maybe to the beach
when your friends they do come crying
tell them now your pleasure's set upon slow release

hey wait
great Smile
sensitive to fate, not denial
but hey, who's on trial?

it took a life span with no cellmate
the long way back
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?

he speaks about travel
yeah we think about the land
we smart like all peoples
feeling real tan

i could take you places
do you need a new man?
wipe the pollen from the faces
make revision to a dream while you wait in the van

hey wait
great Smile
sensitive to fate, not denial
but hey, who's on trial?

it took a life span with no cellmate
find the long way back
saying to me, "why can't we look the other way?"
you're weightless; you are exotic
you need something for which to care
sandy, why can't we look the other way?

leave some shards under the belly
lay some grease inside my hand
it's a sentimental jury
and the makings of a good plan
You've come to love me lightly
yeah you come to hold me tight
is this motion ever lasting
or
just shudders pass in the night?

rosemary, Oh heaven restores you in life

i spent a life span with no cellmate
the long way back
sandy, why can't we look the other way?
you're weightless, semi-erotic
you need someone to take you there
sandy, why can't we look the other way?
why can't we just play the other game?
why can't we just look the other way?



THE AQUABATS LYRICS

"Red Sweater"

I met you in the third grade
I didn't know that you liked lemonade
I met you another year later
You wore a red sweater with an alligator
We chased the ice cream truck across the street
And I thought you seemed kind of neat
We held hands as we walked to the swings in the park.

:chorus:
You're my girl
I'm your man
I don't care if we live in a garbage can
I'm your man
You're my gal
I'm so glad that we are pals.

You're not fat
You don't smell bad
You're always smiling
Never sad
I bet you take a shower every day
Hey hey hey hey hey.

But then when I saw you
Playing soccer with your friends
I knew that day
Our love would never end.
And this whole time
It blows my mind
Oh well whatever
We're so good together
When you marry me
You'll be my wife.

:chorus:

I'm in love, its great
See you again - can't wait
There's so much to do
You're such a pretty girl
We'll travel 'round the world
To see this love through.

And if you ever went away from me
I would cry
I would fall down on one knee
And I would pray
Yes I would pray
That you would come back
To me someday....

:chorus:

Oh well, whatever
You and me
and that red sweater
Oh well, whatever
You and me
And that red sweater
Are go!



Feel Good Inc. Lyrics


Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Feel good. (8x)


City's breakin' down on a camel's back.
They just gotta go 'cuz they dont know whak
So all ya fill the streets it's a pity to see.
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free.
You've got a new horizon it's the ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they gotta kiss 'cause I don’t get sleep, no.
BEEP

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Turn forever hand in hand.
Take it all in on your stride.
It is sticking, falling down.
Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me.
Windmill, windmill for the land.
Is everybody in?

Laughing gas theese hazmats, fast cats,
Linin' 'em up like ass cracks,
Ladys, homies at the track,
It's my chocolate attack.
Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here.
Care bear bumpin in the heart of this here.
Watch me as I gravitate,
Ahahahahaaaa.

Yo, We goin'to ghost town,
This motown, this chostown
You're in the place,
Go bite the dust,
Can’t fight with us,
With your sound you kill the INC.
So, dont stop, get it, get it,
Until you're jet ahead,
Watch the way I navigate,
Ahahahahaaaaa.

shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good. (4x)

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand.
Take it all in on your stride.
It is sticking, falling down.
Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me.
Windmill, windmill for the land,
Is everybody in?

Dont stop,steady ,get it,
We are your captains in it (feel good),
Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahaaaaa(feel good)
Dont stop, steady, get it,
We are your captains in it (feel good),
Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahaaaaa (feel good).

Feel good. (4x)

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...



Fire Coming Out Of A Monkey's Head Lyrics
Gorillaz


Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived, their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world, obscured as it was by great clouds. Here they played out their peaceful lives, innocent of the litany of excess and violence that was growing in the world below. To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough. Then one day Strangefolk arrived in the town. They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them: they only saw shadows. You see, without the Truth of the Eyes, the Happyfolk were blind.

Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people growing old
Jump back from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody is dancing the dance of the dead,
the dance of the dead,
the dance of the dead

In time, Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain, and it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty. By chance, they stumbled upon the Place Where All Good Souls Come to Rest. The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things, and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world. Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly, their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls. Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain. Why was it bringing darkness into their lives? And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain, holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey. For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for they knew that soon the Monkey would stir from its deep sleep. And then there came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing.

O little town in U.S.A, your time has come to see
There's nothing you believe you want
But where were you when it all came down on me?
Did you call me now?


TO PLAY I NEVER.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.




I NEVER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING ( I am the most majical of the masturbators, hahaha)
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (Happy Gilmore made me, that was a funny movie, so funny that i wet my pants. Im not kidding)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER (does making out with my gf four hours after i meet her count?)
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY (they werent my pants so, it was ok...)
(x) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX( Paper thin walls, i had a fair warning)
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER GOT CAUGHT MAKING OUT
(_) I NEVER HAD VIRTUAL SEX (*blinks* what?)






Yep.