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Fayt008 (im a cockasidal maniac)

Member #155003 created: 2005-08-24 18:41:36Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/fayt008   

Name: ill pay you to tell me...i forgot it

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check out  my hot boyfriend !!!! poynor!!!aka [Rainbow Six]!!!im the horrible blonde thing next to him!!! yay!!! im so happy!!! and im aware that i look like a dufus!!that was when i was inocent

drawing

its some monkys!!!! how funny!!!actualy....they both look like my mum and dad
ha

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Description:
PPL,LISTEN UP.DONT RIDDICULE ME CUZ
A)I CANT SPELL
B)IM BLONDE
C)I HAVE A MIX OF FRIENDS
D)IM GOING OUT WITH A GINGER.HE IS THE BEST GINGER EVER,I LOVE HIM,AND YOU CANT HAVE HIM CUZ HE'S MINE ALL MINE,YA HEAR?
E)CUZ IM SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE SEXY THAN YOU*cough*yeah right*cough



I love him.......
Poynor.....[Rainbow Six]

well lets see....what do I look like.......

Im tall and blond (but im not thick,even if I can't spell)and I have pretty grey eyes.
Im a bit pudgey and Im a bit of a weirdo,
but oh well,what can you do.Im a tad secrative and like being stealthy,its fun scaring people...eh heh heh! :D!I love to draw manga and anime even though I dont have my pics up on the page(I need to get me a scanner but I cant be arsed). I go out with my friends/boyfriend alot.i love them all!!!Im a bit of a magpie because I love shiny things(see?I told you I was a weirdo,but you had to carry on reading didn't you...)Im a very individual person when it comes to clothes,but I tend to lean to black clothes alot.and I hate shoe shopping!whats wrong with me!im a girl!Im supposed to love shoe shopping!god,im a freak and i also love video games,espesialy the devil may cry series and metal gear solid series.! if you think im a weirdo,then thats ok,just go shove your head down a toilet if you send me nasty stuff

well thats about all there is to me....so mail me if you want!!!:P!!!have fun!!


Name:i'll pay you if you work it out.
Gender: female,male,both,lesbian,gay.
Age:more than you can count up to
Birthdate:mon,tue,wed,thur,fry,sat,sun,oh look its my birth day!
Location: up your arse.find me if u can
Height: taller than mt.everest
Eye Color: evil red
Hair Color: all
school\work:none.i burned it all,mwa haha
you smoke?: yes...all the time
Hobby´s: nose picking
brothers\sisters: everyone, even my boyfriend.
boyfriend/girlfriend:yes
releationship: NEVER!
piercings: everywhere,including arse
most sexy person:yo mum.
favorite movie(s):the one where you fuck off and start crying
favorite music: me farting
Favorite TV Show:fat people are harder to kidnap
What is on your mousepad: your face
Favorite colors: black and white and any other you can think of
Favorite Artists: some dude
Favorite food:crab on a stick
Favorite class in school:sex education practicals
Favorite drink: sewage
Lucky number: 134,746,354,090,132,518,458,867,000,000
What do you think is the greatest thing about yourself: my arse
What time do you go to bed on weekdays: tomorrow or the day after
weekends:i cant tell the time
Pets: a monkey,a chipmonk,a racoon,a giraffe and 7 wolves.and a gold fish.
Laugh or dream: go to hell
Serious or funny: very serious,cant you tell?
Fast or slow: in bed or....?
Cremate or Buried when you die:im never going to die.i decided.
Stay up late or go to bed early: 2am early for me.
Light or dark?: dark...eh heh heh
Speak or Silence: both....i think....
Tall or small man/woman: tallish dwarves
Newspaper or Television: whats a t.v?are they like oranges?
Hug or kiss: farts
Happy or Sad: sorrow.when i can be arsed
Life or Death: death and life.why not.
Gig or Disco: gig
Left or Right: left
What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: do you exsist and can i have a chocolate milkshake
When you die what will be your last words: go to hell,the lot of ya...
Does true love exist: yes. i found it.it was under the stairs all along
How many kids would you like to have:134,746,354,090,132,518,458,867,000,000
Best feeling: having a chipmonk attack you.
Are you an emotional person: hell yeah
What are you affraid of: breathing and marionetts
Do you ever cry during a movie: yeah,during pokemon the movie....its soooo sad!

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..


Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.


Guy: No, this is fun.


Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!


Guy: Then tell me you love me.


Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!


Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.


*Girl hugs him*


Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



(In the paper the next day)



A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.




*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..



If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend and you love them,then you know how i feel about my boyfriend,poynor.

I love him.

He loves me.

I couldnt be any happier.



Dragon of Fate

In the war between good and evil, a Dragon of Fate tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.
During combat situations, the Dragon of Fate shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat.

Dragon Description:
Dragons of Fate are a very rare breed of Dragon. They are seldom seen, but when they are they appear to be nothing more than a wisp of smoke, though occasionally one will view the sharp, silver talons that characterize this breed.

They will often appear at key moments in human history, but generally just as observers as they do not like to interfere in the natural course of human events. There are occasions however where they will use their powers, but only in the direst of circumstances when the balance of the universe is threatened.

When the balance is threatened they will retreat to a plane of existence where they can see each and every strand of life in the universe. They will isolate a particular strand or strands and either change that strands course, or in very rare occasions, cut the strand out of the web, which is why they need the sharp talons. Though no one has ever seen this plane, the rumors are that the pattern of life is so beautiful that if one were to gaze upon it they would lose all sense of themselves and simply cease to exist. It is for this reason that Dragons of Fate have to be very cold and objective, for only they can gaze upon this web and not be awed by its beauty.

This Dragons favorite elements are: Objectivity, Balance and Free Will

iv got somthing to say to everyone out there,some may have heard it before if you have played on Metal Gear Solid 2 sons of liberty

building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing.-solid snake.

live by it people and you will never go wrong!love it!!!

a bit of a story for you....
       
       The Cave

as is stood cautiously outside of the monsterous cavern,a soul shattering crash of thunder jolted through my stocky body.A boysterous storm approached slowly but surely like a second night time decending.the deathly storm started to rage visiously and violently around my body like a whirlpool that had risen from the depths of the sea in order to sweep me away. i started to shuffle slowly into the 'O' of the cave that looked like a warped mouth crying out in pain.as i tip-toed past the rocks,my mind started to play trickes on me,so that the stalagmites and stalagtigs were oveer sised swords,ready to strike me down in an instant. it was then that i started to feel a spine chilling,unnatural coldnes sweep over me,it was as if i was in the arctic in my pjamas.the glistening tide majesticaly glided towards me and it started to push me back like i was a magnet being repeled by the magnetic sea.i was forced to walk on stelthily as if i was a shadow in the mist.As i crept slowly into the vast cave,i started to sense that there was no way of going back.suddenly i heard a myterious screach that was screeming/wailing but also sounded lost and melancholy and it seemed like it was hurtling right at me.my head started to pound relentlasly and my ear drums started to throb without any remorse.it was like watching a rely old horror movie where the woman was always killed.by now the startelingly intimidating sound seemed to be right infront of me,breathing its decayed and putrid breath on my chilled face as if it was a ghost or a zombie about to posses me,but this was only the begining of an endless nightmare that was bound to me and to consume me till my very end.

i might finish it if i can be arsed. mail me on what you think about it....

the cave,vamped up version

As Fayt stood cautiously outside of the monstrous cavern, a soul shattering crash of thunder jolted through his stocky body. Fayt was nervously debating whether to go inside, but it was of the utmost importance that he did. His long, red, leather coat billowed out behind him as he stalked off silently, striding and making immense footprints with his zip up boots.
    Fayt was a pale 16-year-old with red, sloping, sticky out hair that moved in sink with his every footstep. He had blazing red eyes, due to the contacts he wore. He always had his trade mark long coat with wings on the back, purely because it looked cool .he wore a large black T-shirt which read ‘ladies and gentle men, welcome to hell…’in white block capitals. He also wore two studded belts, one to hold up his black trousers, the other sloping down. On his hands he wore black finger less gloves and on his left wrist a black and white bandanna.
    A boisterous storm approached slowly but surely like a second night-time descending. The deathly storm started to rage viciously and violently around Fayt’s body like a whirlpool that had risen from the depths of the sea in order to sweeps him away. Fayt started to shuffle slowly into the 'O' of the cave that looked like a warped mouth crying out in pain. As he strode past the rocks, his mind started to play tricks on him, so that the stalagmites and stalagtights were over sized swords, ready to strike him down in an instant. It was then that he started to feel a spine chilling, unnatural coldness sweep over him, like a wave of arctic water, crashing over him, it was as if a mound of snow was crushing his slender body without any escape. The glistening tide majestically glided towards him and it started force him back like he was a magnet being repelled by the negatively charged sea, and he was also a negative.
   Fayt was forced to walk on stealthily as if he was a shadow in the mist. As he crept slowly into the vast cave, he started to sense that there was no way of going back.
   Suddenly he heard a mysterious screech that was screaming/wailing but also sounded lost and melancholy and it seemed like it was hurtling right at him. His head started to pound relentlessly and his eardrums started to throb without any remorse. it was like watching a really old horror movie where the woman was always killed. It was at this point; Fayt had started to freeze up due to the coldness.    
   By now the startlingly intimidating sound seemed to be right in front of Him, breathing its decayed and putrid breath on his chilled face as if it was a ghost or a zombie about to posses him. But Fayt still remained calm. Now the screaming had stopped, and started to growl instead, it sounded as if it was an over sized, rabid dog, barking maliciously at intruders, but someone, or some thing, had his mothers amulet, and Fayt was not going to let them get away with it.
    All he had seen was a flash of green, that he had seen somewhere seen before, it seemed to have moved at inhumanly fast speeds.
    He started to strut round the creature by now, it was a dog, but not a normal one. Its face was glistening in a blue substance, and seemed to be leaning over something green, holding a red amulet suspended on a silver chain.
    ‘So, you’re the one that took my amulet, or rather, you killed the thing that did’ Fayt said in his cocky kind of way. The dog growled at this remark.
    It stalked up to him and breathed its putrid stench all over Fayt. Its teeth bared, almost into a grin. It looked like it wanted to fight, which you would have thought was odd for a dog, but not this one, this was a devil dog, evil of the purest form, skin hanging off it, flesh singed, maggot infested, you could see the hatred in its eyes.
‘So you wanna fight, ok then, how about I take you for a walk? Come on puppy lets go!’


Favorites:
( Color ) black,blue and red
( Animal ) snakes
( Vehicle )i..dont....know
( Flower ) Rose
( Beer ) i dont like beer
( Liquor ) i dont like alcohol
( Soda )fanta
( Food ) chicken burgers!
( Book ) the devils footsteps
( Author ) e.e.richardson
( Band ) greenday i guess
( record )i dont know........
( Song ) devils never cry(the teme song from devil may cry)
( Movie ) mr.bean the movie and a bunch of oter stuff
( Director ) dont got one
( Country ) russia and japan
( State )
( City ) moscow and tokyo
( School Subject ) art
( Movie genre ) espionage (sneaking) and commedy
( Extracurricular Activity )being a lazy mofucka

Age: 16Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 11

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: hinckley

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonsdragons
dwarveselvesfairies
funnymagicsex
strangevampireswarriors
weapons

Computer interests
action gamesartmusic
strategy games

Music
gothheavy metalprogressive metal
rock

Other interests
animeartbeer
chasing the preferred sexeatingfantasy
partypornwine
writing

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: plump

Height: 175


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