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Rainbow Six (gotta run)

Member #72037 created: 2004-07-09 07:58:29Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/72037   
Email: cheeseymoose@hotmail.com

Name: Matty

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this is me and my F**k buddie,jk jk!!sorry ladys but im taked!! lol! her name is Katie, but her bedroom name is Sex Kitten

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this is my girlfriend Katie (or F**k buddie)!!on a swing!!!yeah, sex on a swing is great ;)

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Never mind the stabalisers! Where's the hair mousse?




"I'll kill any fucker who does this"


Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.


5 minutes pass.......


Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me!"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat


Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.


An hour passes.........


Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.


2 months later.........


Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.


The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."


The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......


Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up" Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this"






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if you are gonna try 2 offend me by sending me offensive stuff... just don't ok cos i will just block you and delete the messege.


If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."


Those who fight and run away, live to fight another day!!!

Me!
im ginger
got beautiful brown eyes
kinda tall
have a odd fasination with elves (its not a fetish)
white skinned (usually)
have a lot of scars
got a scar on my ass because i fell out a tree


My Personality
dark
secretive
enjoys lurking
loving
caring

My Tastes

ummmmmmmmmmm........ Pass?



Favorites:
( Color ) dark black
( Animal ) black pantha
( Vehicle )
( Flower ) Rose
( Beer ) john smith
( Liquor )
( Soda )Pepsi
( Food ) pizza
( Book ) Gaurds! Gaurds!
( Author ) terry pratchett
( Band ) talk talk
( record (yup, not a cd) ) talk talk - natrul history
( Song ) my life
( Movie ) this answer has run away
( Director ) dont got one
( Country ) France ( ya gotta love the french)
( State )
( City ) Concarne
( School Subject ) drama
( Movie genre ) death dying and probably slightly 'adult'
( Extracurricular Activity ) dunno


Do you:
( Color your hair? ) only black when im depressed about bein ginger
( Have tattoos? ) Nope
( Piercings? )ear
( Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ) currently yes!
( Floss daily? ) sometimes
( Own a webcam? ) yes....
( Ever get off the damn computer? ) yeah
( Sprechen Sie Deutsch? ) ja! bitte
( Hablar Espanol? ) si
( Quack? Quack quack? ) Quack? Quack Quack!


Have You Ever:
( Gotten a speeding ticket? ) cant drive
( How fast? ) ---
( DUI? ) Nope
( Been in a wreck? ) Nope
( Been arrested? ) Nope
( Stolen a car? ) Nope
( Stolen anything? ) Nope
( Smoke? ) only when im on fire
( Pot? ) no
( Crack? ) also no
( Drink? ) hell yeah
( Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ) im drunk now, what is my name?
( Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? )yeah
( Posed for nude pics? ) Nope
( Considered a life of crime? ) No way!
( Considered being a hooker? ) Nope
( Maybe a pimp? ) never
( Cheated on someone? ) been tempted...
( Been married? ) every day.....
( Been divorced? ) Well D'uh
( Split personalities? ) yup! me and ^.^ kitty
( Schizophrenic? )Isn't that the same thing?
( Obsessive? ) only about girlies
( Compulsive? )
( Obsessive Compulsive? ) umm? no comment
( Panic? ) Occasionally
( Anxiety? ) Yep, all the time
( Depressed? )More often than not
( Suicidal? ) sometimes
( Homicidal? ) No
( Genocidal? )WTF
( Pedophile? ) NO!!!
( Obsessed with hate? )Nope
( Mutilate animals? )Nope
( Idolize infamous criminals? ) Errr...no!
( Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? ) sometimes
( Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? ) sometimes


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There is only a few songs which make me think and this is one and makes me think about a couple of mates......

D12 - How Come Lyrics
[Eminem:] So I changed huh? You got a phone, pick it up, call me

[Chorus: Eminem]
How come we dont even talk no more
And you dont even call no more
We dont barely keep in touch at all
And I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more
And I heard it through the grape vine we even beefin now
After all the years we been down
Aint no way no how, this bullshit can be true
We family and aint a damn thing changed, unless it's you

[Verse 1: Eminem]
So young, so full of life in vibrant side by side wherever you
weres ridin i went
So close, almost on some bonnie and clyde shit
When ronnie died you weres right by my side with a sholder to
cry on
Tissue to wipe my eyes, and a bucket to catch every tear i cried
inside it
You even had the same type of childhood i did
Sometimes i just want to know why is it that you surcame to
yours
And mine i survived it, you ran the streets, i 9 to 5'd it
We grew up, grew apart, as time went by us, then i blew up
To both yours and mine surprises
Now i feel the vibe i just cant describe it
As much as your pride tries to hide it
Your cold, you touch its like ice
In your eyes is the look of resenment
I can sense it, and i dont like it

[chorus]

[Verse 2: Kon Artis]

It was my dream at first to be on spittin a verse
On my own album with a deal but shit got burst
So i came out i woulda killed a nigga first
Before i let him disrespect me and check me over some worste
Some bitch that i wasnt with i would hit her then quit
But you would pull a talk with her and tell her she was the
shit
I told you dont get involved in it, you was smokin the chron
with her
Comin out of the bar with her stumblin half drunk
Like yall was husband and wife or somethin
But me catchin you f**kin other niggers musta hurt you pride or
somethin
Cuz you wont f**k at the mouth with people like you wanted with
me
When all i tried to do was show your bitch was shifty
And ever since the fans and all the shit that i produced
You actin like i aint you man and lyin like she can't be loose
But i am really you friend, i'm jus trying to tell you the
truth
But dont hate the game or the player
Cuz the one that is changing is you

[chorus]

[Verse 3: Proof]

You're only at the top cuz my homie had to stop
Now we actin like i gotta live only for the block
Homies in the hood only she be on the tube
Only gossip on the porch get to speakin on who
Fools i used to rap with all expect magic
Like my finger get to snappin and *poof* it jus happen
But PROOF is jus actin out the party was stoned
Shady made it so my babys aint starvin at home
See the devil in you grin since the ghetto we been friends
Whenever real intelligence thats forever till the end
I be the hatred in your eyes and the satan in your lives
And wastin my times with these snakes in disguise
(how come) when you talk its with bitter is fight
And (how come) it's my fault for what you did with your life
And everytime i go to hear you and play you look away
We barely embrace, you can't even look me in my face.

[chorus]




Now I will tell you what I've done for you
50,000 tears I cry
Screaming,
Deceiving,
And bleeding for you
And you still won't hear me
....go away....
Don't want your hand this time
I'll save myself
Maybe I'll wake up for once (wake up for once)
Not tormented daily defeated by you
Just when I thought I'd reach the bottom

[chorus]
I dive again
I'm going under (going under)
Drowning with you (drowning with you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through
I'm, going under

Blurring and stirring the truth that comes out
(I don't know what's real and what's not)
Always confusing the thoughts is my head
So I can't trust myself anymore

I dive again
I'm going under (going under)
Drowning with you (drowning with you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through,
I'm, so go on and scream
Scream at me, so far away
I won't be broken again
I've got to breathe
I can't keep going under

I dive again
I'm going under (going under)
Drowning with you (drowning with you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through,
I'm, going under (going under)
Going under (drowning with you)
I'm going under



I am a A Sand Dragon!

Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Sand Dragon on the inside.

In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one....
As far as magical tendancies, a Sand Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic....
During combat situations, the Sand Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat....
Sand Dragons are covered in tough tan skin with orange highlights. Sand Dragons are so well camouflaged in their home habitat that they are often nearly invisible while approaching, except for their brilliant green eyes with flecks of yellow and blue.'
Sand Dragons tend to live in desert areas or remote islands. The Sand Dragon primarily lives in underground caves and caverns, but has been known to build it's home by burrowing into the sand and heating the inner walls until they turn to glass.'
Sand Dragons are social beings, as far as evil dragons go, often working with each other to destroy a common threat or to achieve a common goal. They live in packs and choose their leaders by fierce battles that often result in the death of one combatant. The Sand Dragons primary breath weapon causes powerful sandstorms hurricanes.
'
This Dragons favorite elements are: Glass, Strength, and Anger

http://Dragonhame.Com




If anyone knows elvish can u help me 2 learn! all ive got is the phrase book of Tel'Quessir on http://www.grey-company.org/Circle/language/phrase.htm




Age: 19Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 4

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 54°3.882'N 2°14.988'W

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Hinckley

Known languages
EnglishFrenchGerman
Quenya (Tolkien language)

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: Yes

ICQ number: 241581130

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
animesexstrange
vampires

Computer interests
hateLinuxPerl
VRMLWindows

Music
alternativegothprogressive metal
rock

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexhorsesporn
travelling

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: normal

Height: 173


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