I'M ON MA F***ING LUNCHBREAK!

Look ok i just work here! I mop floors etc. I'm an unofficial employee becuase lets face it everyone needs a cleanup crew.

A lil about me:

I fought in 'Nam back in the day, I have scars all over my body due to shrapnel and WWF league wrestling. Was known for a while as Hulk Hogans stunt double, although my attire has nothing of his resemblance. I enjoy playing on my Xylaphone and drinking shots of chocolate milkshake. I have been cleaning for 10 years ever since my deal with ole Hogan fell through, he nevers calls... or writes... I have also lived through 12 marriages, 9 and a 1/2 kids and 3 dogs. I am currently married with my last wife, don't get me wrong, I tragically lost all other 11 wives in what the police called "bizarre gardening accidents". One of my kids was born of a viatnamese origin and I accidently shot him back in '65 mistaking him for the enemy. Ever since I have had multiple jobs but none as thrilling as times of recent.

peace out
The Janitor