I am an Observer; I watch the events unfolding on Earth, and am only allowed to interfere when things get too bad. I am 13' 6", to be honest. My age is 19,997,999. My hair is white due to age, as are my eyes. Once, my hair was black as darkness, and my eyes redder than blood. I will be nice, but only to those who deserve it. If I see something wrong in your area, I am going to let you know. I help only those who cannot succeed in helping themselves.

This is courtesy of Baby_Doe:

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..





Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.





Guy: No, this is fun.





Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!!





Guy: Then tell me you love me.





Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!





Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.





*Girl hugs him*





Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.





(In the paper the next day)





A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.