Hott,sexy...the usual.

Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings horses
and all the kings men bent the bitch over
and fucked her again


JACK AND JILL
WENT UP THE HILL
TO SMOKE MARIJUANIA
JACK GOT HIGH
UNZIPED HIS FLI
AND ASKED JILL "DO YOU WANNA"
JILL SAID YES
DROPPED HER DRESS
SHE WAS GONNA HAVE SOME FUN
BUT SILLY JILL
FORGOT HER PILL
AND NOW THEY HAVE A SON!!


ROSES ARE RED
PICKLES ARE GREEN
I LOVE YOUR LEGS
AND WHAT'S BETWEEN


ROSES R RED
NUTS R BROWN
SKIRTS R UP
PANTS R DOWN
BODY 2 BODY
SKIN 2 SKIN
WHEN ITS STIFF
STICK IT IN


I LIKE YOUR STYLE
I LIKE YOUR CLASS
BUT MOST OF ALL,
I LIKE YOUR ASS


ROSES ARE RED
AND VERY THORNY
TAKE ME TO BED
COZ IM FEELING HORNY


Zippy and Bungle went to the jungle,
To have a bit of fun.
Zippy got silly and pulled out his willy and stuck it up Bungles bum!


There once was a man from china
who wasnt a very good climber.
He fell on a rock
Cut of his cock
And now he's got a vagina!


In the jungle
Under a tree.
A mans selling condoms
for only 99p
Big ones small ones
choose you pick
It all depends on the size of your dick.