♥ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ♥

okay, now that I've got you're attention I'm going to tell you a little about myself. Listen closely. <{..)>



I stand 4'8(if you call me short, you will be stabbed. If you live through that you will be stabbed agian), I have black hair with pink highlights (but that's likely to change), I'm asian, & I live in London. I dress emo. My hair is emo. Emo with PINK highlights. Remember that now. <(..)>♥♥♥
[ UPDATE ]

[I HAVE GROWN(not to say i was short to begin with)!!! I AM NOW 5'4! HELLs YEAH!!!]
♥


I like to paint. I normally take these giant buckets of black, silver, & pink paint and randomly sling them at my boyfriend. ^-^ ooh what fun.♥


♥My boyfriend is an elftown member too([emoboy14].) He told me about this place, so I decided to check it out. -starts checking things out- hmmn... very...green ^^♥


♥I currently live with my boyfriend. We rented a little apartment in the middle of London. It's a quaint little place with nice people. -takes a sip of tea- ♥ ♥


♥ ♥♥Ok, I'm cutting out that crap. Tea is nasty. I only like green tea. :p♥


♥ ♥Marco (AKA my boyfriend) is really cool to live with. He's really cute, even though he's taller than me. T.T I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M SHORT!♥ ♥ ♥


I ♥ anime!! I ♥ Fruit Basket! Woo Hoo!


♥ ♥^^ awesome♥ ♥ ♥



Cool joke
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.The instructions were: The short story should contain the following three things:
1) Religion
2)Sexuality
3)Mystery


Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class:
"Oh God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."

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If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me?♥

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♥ [♥] [♥] ♥If U Don't Have Anything To Say To Me, Then Answer These Questions♥ [♥] ♥


1.[Who are you?]
2. [Are we friends?]
3. [When and how did we meet?]
4. [Do you have a crush on me?]
5. [Would you kiss me?]
6. [Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.]
7. [Describe me in one word.]
8. [What was your first impression?]
9. [Do you still think that way about me now?]
10. [What reminds you of me?]
11. [If you could give me anything what would it be?]
12. [How well do you know me?]
13. [When's the last time you saw me?]
14. [Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?]
15. [Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?]
16.[Did you message me just because of how i look?]
17.[If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?]
18.[If you're gonna be my friend i'd wish you to be with my siblings too. Could you deal with that?]
19.[Could you keep a secret?]
20.[What's your fav color?]
21. [Would You ever date me?]

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This is my and [emoboy14]'s sucky wiki:
I ♥ Emo

please join.







 Funny Instructions
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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
[(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)]


On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
[(The shoplifter special!)]


On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
[(and that would be how?)]


On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
[(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)]


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
[(Too late! you lose!)]


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
[(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)]


On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
[(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)]


On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
[(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)]


On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
[(One would hope!)]


On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
[(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)]


On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
[(As opposed to use in outer space.)]


On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
[(Now I'm curious.)]


On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
[(but no peas?)]


On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
[(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)]


On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
[(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)]


On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
[(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)]