ima 100% about the music im 14 and crazy as hell lol if your not more than a yr older than me or imature DONT message me i hate lil imature jits i hang with older ppl cuz i hate the imature "your mama" crap GROW UP ima juggalette and i have no fear!
I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society,and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family,Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!
IF U DONT LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM FUCK OFF
MASS MERDER MAKES ME HAPPY:)DEAD BODDYS MAKE ME HAPPY:)SAY WAT U WILL OF ME ILL ALWAYS HAVE JUGGALO FAMILY
ME N NEIL WROTE THIS ON THE PHONE!!!!
juggalo pride we stand hi. with our hatchet in the sky. our love flows like faygo. all u juffahoes. that think your big and bad put your hatchet down and go play with the fags. you will never be accepted here. we juggalos wont shed a tear.
*lifes a bitch
then you die
so fuck the world
and lets get high
im a stoner
proud and true
i grow my weed
and smoke it too!
so all you preps
that think your COOL!!!
FUCK YOU ALL
cuz stoners rule!!!!!!
To My Juggalos
To my Juggalos !
Please don’t be fooled
I know that everybody knows
Just why the fuck you were pulled
To my Juggalos !
Six faces of the carnival of darkness
Have come and left their mark
Each had their staleness
Inviting us to learn the ways of the dark!
To my Juggalos !
Faygo is what we drink while we rhyme
Weed is what we smoke while
Hanging with homies til the end of time
Juggalo, I like your style
To my Juggalos !
Together, we dance under
The Faygo shower
That’s when I wonder
Where we got the Juggalo power
To my Juggalos !
We live the Juggalo Life
Running with a hatchet
Giving much clown love
Homie, I’m sure glad we met!]
HATCHET HEAVEN
bitch im a fucking ninja
stand up or ill have a hatchet pierce ya
i like twiztid and icp
fuck u if u got a problem wid me
im haunted by the dark carnival
but fucket it hatchetman 4 life
dont like it take this n that
Boogie woogie wu
bitch boo
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[My Time of Day
Favorite time of day the moon is full it's time to play so bring your hatchets and swing away chop that body into bits stuff it in the trunk to see if it fits cause us juggalettes really dont give a shit so pass around the shit baby take a hit look at that punk ass bitch thinkin he's the shit smack him around like a prison bitch juggalettes have no fear they'll be driven 80 while holdin a beer we'll wait till tomorrow when the moon is new so hang up your hatchets and bury the dead it's time for us juggalettes to get our asses to bed
tHiNGs tHaT WiLL mAKe yOuR pAReNtS gO cRazY
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...I DO IT
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls... I DO IT
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...I DO IT
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA".......I DO IT
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I?m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...... I DO IT
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.......I DO IT
14. Try to swim in the floor.. I DO IT
15. Tap on their door all night.......... 16.Pretend to have amnesia...... I DO IT
17.Say everything backwards......
18.Give yourself a swirly......
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear..
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times... DO IT
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles... I DO IT
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...I DO THAT
25.Pretend to beat yourself up... I DO IT
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.........I DO IT
29.Super glue your finger up your nose... I DO IT
30.Talk to a pen... I DO IT
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe... I DO IT
32.Try and climb the wall... I DO IT
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"... I DO IT
37.Eat your hair...I USE TO
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal... I DO IT
39.Eat anything obviously not edible... I DO IT
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...
42.Road Trip! have a contest with your other sibling to see who can talk the squeakiest!I USE TO DO IT WHEN MY SIS N BRO USE TO LIVE WIT ME
do then i dare u its fun