hey hey hey
its me again
of course, who else would it be
98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked or have had sex. Post this in your house if you like bagels.
A true story (all of it):
There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak...
"I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming toward me swinging this bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were three little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright. I stopped the lad and asked, "What you got there, son?"
"Just some old birds," came the reply.
"What are you going to do with them?" I asked
"Take 'em home and have fun with them," he answered. "I'm gonna tease 'em and pull out their feathers to make them fight. I'm gonna have a real good time."
"But you'll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do?"
"Oh, I got some cats," said the little boy "They like birds. I'll take them to them."
The pastor was silent for a moment. "How much do you want for those birds, son?"
"Huh?? !!! Why, you don't want them birds, mister. They're just plain old field birds. They don't sing. They ain't even pretty!"
"How much?" the pastor asked again.
The boy sized up the pastor as if he were crazy and said, "$10?"
The pastor reached in his pocket and took out a ten dollar bill. He placed it in the boy's hand. In a flash, the boy was gone. The pastor picked up the cage and gently carried it to the end of the alley where there was a tree and a grassy spot. Setting the cage down, he opened the door, and by softly tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, setting them free.
Well, that explained the empty bird cage on the pulpit, and then the pastor began to tell this story.
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.
"Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got them all!"
"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.
Satan replied, "Oh, I'm going to have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm going to teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really going to have fun!"
"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, I'll kill them," Satan glared proudly.
"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you. You don't want those people!!"
"How much?" He asked again.
Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your blood, tears and your life."
Jesus said, "DONE!"
Then He paid the price.
quotes:
"'I luv you' is seven letters long, but so is asshole"
also written:
"'I love you' is eight letters long, but so is bullshit" by Jessica
96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THiS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 4% WHO WILL
LAYER ONE
-- Name: william
-- Nickname: will, willie, hammer
-- Birthdate: 8/29/90
-- Loction: Michigan
-- Birthplace: Oklahoma
-- Current location: chair in front of comp:D
-- Eye color: brown
-- Hair color: durty blonde
-- Height: 5'8
-- Righty or lefty: Righty
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: german
-- The shoes you wore today: T-Macs
-- Your weakness: my best friends
-- Your fears: fear
-- Your perfect pizza: bbq chicken with jalepenos
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: control over my life
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: shut up man
-- Your thoughts first waking up: where am i
-- Your best physical feature: baggy levis, billabong tanktop, tmacs, and dragon bandana
-- Your bedtime: if i fall asleep
-- Your most missed memory: my dog barney
LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: mt dew/dr pepper
-- Fast food joint: subway
-- Single or group dates: idc, both have same endings
-- Addidas or Nike: Addidas
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: moca
randomly random
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: no
-- Drink: i have before
-- Sing: i suck
-- Take a shower every day: in the mornings
-- Have a crush(es): i fell for her
-- Do you think you've been in love: right now
-- Liked high school: besides the girls, no
-- Want to get married: yea yea
-- Believe in yourself: totally
-- Get motion sickness: never
-- Think you're attractive: in a sense
-- Think you're a health freak: getting better
-- Get along with your parents: mom yes, dad no
-- Like thunderstorms: totally
-- Play an instrument: knight on the snare
-- Best movie?: 2 Fast, 2 Furious; aint never enough speed
LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yea
-- Smoked: nope
-- Done a drug: nope
-- Had sex: yup
-- Made out: all the time
-- Gone on a date: ya
-- Gone to the mall: if it counts
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: with milk, yea
-- Eaten sushi: hell no
-- Been on stage: yea
-- Gone skating: blading
-- Made homemade cookies: Nope
-- Gone skinny-dipping
: yep
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: yea
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: strip poker, so much fun
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: not entirely
-- Been caught doing something: yea
-- Been called a tease: couple of times
-- Gotten beaten up: cheap shots dont count
-- Shoplifted: yep
-- Changed who you were to fit in: why would i, such a waste of time
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: 25
-- Numbers and names of children: 2, William and Jasmine
-- Describe your dream wedding: Countryside, horseback, blue jeans and long sleave shirt
-- How do you want to die: if i had a choice, quick and easy, no drugs
-- Where do you want to go to college: OU, MIT, U of A
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: doctor, lawyer, medical researcher, chemist
-- What country would you most like to visit: brazil
--Who is your guardian/most loved person: mom/idk
LAYER NINE
-- Number of drugs Illegally taken: none
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: less than 7
-- Number of CDs that I own: who knows
-- Number of piercings: none
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeard in the newspaper: too many
-- Number of scars on my body: honestly, dont ask
http://dragonhame.com/quiz.asp?action=q5
see my inner dragon
I went to the store to buy a cupcake. I left to Wal-Mart with a chocolate milkshake. When I got there there was a giant earthquake. Someone yelled "Run for your lives for goodness sake!" I ran home and stepped on a rake. I fell down and flattened a snake. Someone up the street screamed and yelled "Drake!" Then someone shook me saying "Wake!" I woke up and was called a fake. I took off in my car but the cop yelled "Brake!" Decided to go for a swim in the lake. Then I went to work because I got pies to make. Had to get a drink because I had drugs to take. Then I decided, "I'll go to the store, and buy me a cupcake."
