I have new poles and I would be evers so gratfule if everyone would take said poles. Thanks

My House is a Safe Zone.




Something you might want to know about me is I Hate ppl who spl lik dis. So if that's how you spell don't even bother messaging me. I am also not interested in how you think I look, how you look, and I am especially not interested in cybering. Don't EVER ask. Thank you.

Ok, so I used to have a long list of questions and answers up here but I figured no one would ever actually read them and decided they were boring and that I could possibly be more creative than that. Wow, that was a run-on even by my standards. I don't have time at the moment because I have chem homework, but I will eventually make my home more interesting. Besides my few rules mentioned above I welcome all messages and really love to meet new people. Hmmm, I seem to be taking a long time to get creative. I'm not even in Chemestry anymore. Oh well, I supose I'll do it some day.

FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.

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Dorks
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Support Gay Marriage
Who's the government to say who we can marry?


Ancient Egypt Lovers
My sole dream is to become an egyptologist


Non Smokers United
I really prefer clean air. Or at least as clean as I can get.



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