La Li Ho!






WARNING!!:

I do NOT have a life outside the 2 inch radius of my computer. I need a live ((WTF WAS I THINKING??)) and thought about buying one at wal-mart on the Half-off sale. Then I looked at michael Jackson's life and thought three things one would be:

"Don't get one from Wal-mart on sale."
"Damn he fuck up his life when he bought that!"
"Too bad he can't get a refund."

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I was looking at this person's house and I scrolled down and I saw on the url elfwood and adress things she had something completely different and my my was it funny. It said:

Happy Happy
Joy Joy
I'm Your
Kinky
Toy Toy

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[#wiki]

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Oi! You baka!

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Dear god, I've forgotten that this place even exists! =_=" that's sad...

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WARNiNGS:
1. Sharp objects thrill me. Therefore, DO NOT PiSS ME OFF. :)
2. Don't call me sweetheart, and you'll be fine.
3. I am always right. And you just wish you were. Anything I say or do that you don't agree with? Take it up with someone who cares.
4. Do not argue with me. Nothing personal, but I MUST WIN.
5. Crap taking is NOT a specialty.
6. I WiLL END YOU

';'`*;'`Love your enemies...it pisses the off.';`*;':`
  
*My lessons that i am teaching u*

*Lesson One*

A turkey was chattin with a bull." i would love to get to the top of that tree. but i haven't got the energy" the turkey sighed.
"why don't u eat some of my droppings?" replaied the bull. "they are packed with nutrients"
   The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough energy to get him to the lowerest branch after eating more he was at the second branch. After the fourth night the turkey was proudly purched on the top of the tree.
he was spoted by a hunter and was shot out of the tree.

*Your lesson:
(1)bull shit may get u to the top, but it won't keep u there.

`';-*`'....Life's a Journey where you are not supposed to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid the sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy shit... what a Ride!"';`~*';`

*Lesson Two*

A bird was flying south for winter but it was soo cold the bird froze that the bird fell to a field below him. along came a cow and drop some dung the frozen bird.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to relize how warm he was. the dung was actaully thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, he bagan to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird sing and came to investiate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

*Your Lesson:
(1)Not everyone who shits on u is your enemy.
(2)Not everyone who gets u out of shit is your friend
(3)And when you are in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

;';~*~';'Seasons change as do people, be a flexible as the wind, but stand for what you are!';'~*~;';'


*~<*~@* born with no soul, lack of control cut from the mold of the anti-social*~*>~@*

I have two more chapters to complete in one of my newest stories. two are already complete and I have like 7 stories now. To read them go to:

www.Fanfiction.net

I am under the name Different Realities,

*~;'*~no need for other fears , just fear for fear it-self*~;'*~
   
 
*';`~*`';*sometimes what is a mystery should remain a mystery*;'`*~`;'*

     
I have enter the Animated GIF Contest. sown there is what i entered.


Animated GIF Contest

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....Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html

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defentions if u want to know what some of this words mean

Paranoid
Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships with others. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant to others. They usually shift blame to others and tend to carry long grudges.

Schizoid
People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. They genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners."

Schizotypal
Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow.

Antisocial
A common misconception is that antisocial personality disorder refers to people who have poor social skills. The opposite is often the case. Instead, antisocial personality disorder is characterized by a lack of conscience. People with this disorder are prone to criminal behavior, believing that their victims are weak and deserving of being taken advantage of. They tend to lie and steal. Often, they are careless with money and take action without thinking about consequences. They are often agressive and are much more concerned with their own needs than the needs of others.

Borderline
Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing themselves injury. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. They think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.

Histrionic
People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to discribe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress provacatively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. They also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative.

Narcissistic
Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise. They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recongize them as being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. They tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them.

Avoidant
Avoidant personality disorder is characterized by extreme social anxiety. People with this disorder often feel inadequate, avoid social situations, and seek out jobs with little contact with others. They are fearful of being rejected and worry about embarassing themselves in front of others. They exaggerate the potential difficulties of new situations to rationalize avoiding them. Often, they will create fantasy worlds to substitute for the real one. Unlike schizoid personality disorder, avoidant people yearn for social relations yet feel they are unable to obtain them. They are frequently depressed and have low self-confidence.

Dependent
Dependent personality disorder is characterized by a need to be taken care of. People with this disorder tend to cling to people and fear losing them. They may become suicidal when a break-up is imminent. They tend to let others make important decisions for them and often jump from relationship to relationship. They often remain in abusive relationships. They are overly sensitive to disapproval. They often feel helpless and depressed.

Obsessive-Compulsive
Obsessive-Compulsive personality disorder is similar to obsessive-compulsive anxiety disorder. People with this disorder are overly focused on orderliness and perfection. Their need to do everything "right" often interferes with their productivity. They tend to get caught up in the details and miss the bigger picture. They set unreasonably high standards for themselves and others, and tend to be very critical of others when they do not live up to these high standards. They avoid working in teams, believing others to be too careless or incompetent. They avoid making decisions because they fear making mistakes and are rarely generous with their time or money. They often have difficulty expressing emotion.

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 [Different Realities] does not like wikis at the moment. If [Different Realities] could, she would burn them to little bitty bits of ash! And If [Different Realities] could, she would also stop refering to herself in 3rd person.

Bai Bai Na No Da!