Hmmm... what to say what to say..
I live at home in a trailer. What the fuck am I gonna do? My mom shes a hooker and my daddy aint got a job. My brother hes a fag and my sister is a hoe. I spent last night getting stoned what the popo gonna do? I kicked my bro in his balls omg they're blue. I'm stoned off my ass bitch what ya gonna do? Still wanna fuck with me? What now bitch, hmm....fuck you

Juggalo Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society. And to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!
[If you're a juggalo or juggalette put the pledge in your house.]

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
Juggalo: are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Juggalo: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Juggalo: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
Juggalo: cry with you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Juggalo: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
Juggalo: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Juggalo: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
Juggalo: Walk right in and yells "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
Juggalo: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Juggalos: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Juggalo: Will knock them the fuck out
Friend: Will help u move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help u move a dead bodie out of the house
FRIENDS: Would ignore this
Juggalo: Will repost it


This is to all my homies out there...

Dear: fucker
You are my fucking friend,
And i hope you know thats fucking true
No matter what the fuck happens
I will stand the fuck by you
I will fucking be there for you
Whenever the fuck you need me
To lend you a fucking hand
To do a good fucking deed
So, just fucking call on me
Whenever the fuck you need anything
Fuck... i will always be there
Even to the bitter fucking end...
You're my fuckin bro

Stoners live
And stoners die
But in the end we all get high
And if at first, you dont succeed
Fuck the world and smoke sum weed

When your sad.. I'll get you drunk and help plot revenge against the sorry fucker who made you sad.
When your blue.. I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile.. I'll know you got laid.
When your confused, ... I will use small words to explain it to your dumbass.
When your sick... I'll come make u chicken noodle soup while blazing a few joints.
When your puking.. I'll hold your blunt while you hold your head in the toilet regretting what you just did last night.
When you fal... I'll kill myself laughing at you.


Why the hell is it when we are in school and we burst out laughing the teacher asks "Do you find something funny?" When obviously we do... else we wouldnt be laughing..

Second thoughts on marriage: Did you know if you rearrange the letters in "mother-in-law" you can come out with "Woman Hitler"?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano? 
Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible? 
What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack? 
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother? 
Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong? 
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do people have to get up early for church? 
If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white? 
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? 
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it? 
If your name is Will and you're in the Army, do you get worried when that say "Fire at Will"?
Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number?? 
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? 
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? 
If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?

This is a tight web site go here- http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Lucifer08



Ya.. it's me.. And don't fucking message me telling me your opinion of me.. unless it's a nice opinion.. Thank you and have a nice day. =/



I want to be the one that you kiss
I want to be the one that you miss
I want to be the one that you hug tight
I want to be the one that you dream of at night
I want to be there for the good and bad
I want to be there for you when you're happy or sad
I want to be the one who gives you support
But more than anything,
I just want to be the one.

I want to hold you when you're scared
I want to hug you when you're sad
I want to kiss you every chance i get
I want to scare away all your fears
I want to wipe away all your tears
But most of all,
I just want to be there for you.

Two poems about an ex.




This is my girl Traci, She roxxors joo all.. =/



Eminem
"When I'm Gone"

[Introduction]
Yeah...
It's my life...
My own words I guess...

[Verse 1]
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
What happens when you become the main source of a pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing this song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

[chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...

[chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are gone"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go up there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

[Chorus/Outro]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...