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LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Meagen
-- Nickname: skipper (dont ask), megs, spaz jr.
-- Birth date: 5/23/89
-- Birthplace: ohlahoma city, oklahoma
-- Current location: shawnee
-- Eye color: greenish blue
-- Hair color: cherry coke (for now)
-- Height: 5' 6 1/2"
-- Righty or lefty: Righty





LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: i dont know
-- Your weakness: dont have one but i do love chocolate covered strawberries
-- Your fears: i dont exactly like hights but only if you are moving very slowly
-- Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni and cheese filled crust
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: i guess getting a's and b's on my repot card



LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: i dont have one anymore but the one i used to use was "are you having fun?"
-- Your thoughts first waking up:*grones* man its time to get up again
-- Your best physical feature:i've been told that i have a big butt but i dont think so
-- Your bedtime: school- about 11:30 - 12
         summer- when i fall asleep
-- Your most missed memory: 10th bday party when i crushed my fear of rollercoasters






LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: coca cola
-- Fast food joint: Brown derby (aka the first sonic ever)
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both are good
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino





LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: No
-- Cuss: hell yea
-- Sing: All the time
-- Take a shower every day: yeah
-- Have a crush(es): Yea sorta
-- Do you think you've been in love: no
-- go to collage: Yes
-- Like high school: hell yea its just going by to fast
-- Want to get married: yeah maybe
-- Believe in yourself: yes
-- Get motion sickness: nope
-- Think you're attractive: No i dont
-- Think you're a health freak: no
-- Get along with your parents: sometimes
-- Like thunderstorms: YES!
-- Play an instrument: Piano, drums





LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: no
-- Smoked: No
-- Done a drug: No
-- Had sex: No
-- Made out: No
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall: Yes What else is there to do in this town?
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
-- Eaten sushi: ong yes
-- Been on stage: no
-- Gone skating: No
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny-dipping: nope not lately
-- Dyed your hair: yeah
-- Stolen anything: No






LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no suprising aint it?
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: nope
-- Been caught doing something: o all the time
-- Been called a tease: nah
-- Gotten beaten up: nah
-- Shoplifted: No
-- Changed who you were to fit in: nah once but then i decided to change backand they were ok with it






LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: 25ish
-- Numbers and names of children: i dont know if i want children so i wont know names either
-- Describe your dream wedding: on the beach barefooted on a nice day when the sun isnt to hot
-- How do you want to die: in the arms of a lover or while i am asleep
-- Where do you want to go to college: i'm thinking OSU but i dont realy dont know yet
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: dont know
-- What country would you most like to visit: i would love to go back to japan and stay for a year or two








LAYER NINE
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color: doesnt mater
-- Best hair color: black (but you have to look good with it), dark brown, red brown, maybe a dark blond
-- Short or long hair: doesnt matter but if you have to face for long then long
-- Height: either my hight or a few inches taller
-- Best weight: fit and not really overweight
-- Best articles of clothing: dont have one
-- Best first date location: Movies
-- Best first kiss location: who cares? when it happens it happens



LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: none
-- Number of people you can trust: none cause now-a-days i dont put anything past anyone (suprising but true)
-- Number of CDs that I own: 5 max cause all my music is on my mp3 player
-- Number of piercing: none but i did have my ears peirced once
-- Number of tattoos: none i don yant to get one on my wrist though
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: o many of time i dont know an exact #
-- Number of scars on my body: lets say.....1...2...3...4...5...6....yea 6 i think but i could be worng
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: i dont know......several


LAYER ELEVEN
are you/have you......
-- a virgin: yes
-- shy: at first but not after you talk to me for a while
-- lazy or outgoing: a little of both but i can be very lazy
-- procrastinate or right now: procrastinate of coarse
-- kissed the same sex: yes but i will never say who not even to my best friend
-- made fun of yourself in public: yea hasnt everyone
-- sang in the shower: yes but only if the music is really really loud
-- lied about you age: sadly but yea
-- quiet or loud: loud omg i could never be quiet



LAYER TWELVE
at this moment....
I see: my comp screen
I need: alot of things...
I find: that life is sometimes very boring and is point less
I want: alot..
I have: no money to do anything
I wish: to be away from here
I love: my friends and family
I hate: breaking up with someone i truely love with all my heart and soul
I miss: the summer
I feel: Right now..worthless, bored, dirty, and tired but that is ebbing away slowly
I hear: ME against the world by simple plan
I smell: a mysterious awfell smell 
I crave: sleep and a lot of it
I search: a bf but no one is in the running
I wonder: is it just me or does every ones parents like to bitch at us?
I regret: alot of things..



LAYER THIRTEEN

(X)= Have ( )= Never
( ) been in love
(X) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of your parent's house
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(X) lied to a friend
( ) skipped school
(X) had a crush on one of your internet friends
( ) been to Canada
(X) been on a plane
(X) eaten Sushi
(X) been skiing
(X) met someone in person from the internet
(X) love someone or miss someone right now
(X) flown a kite
(X) built a sand castle
(X) gone puddle jumping
(X) jumped into a pile of leaves
(X) gone sledding
(X) cheated while playing a game
(X) been lonely
(X) fallen asleep at work/school
(X) watched the sun set
(X) touched a snake
(X) slept beneath the stars
(X) been tickled
(X) been misunderstood
(X) won a contest
(X) ran a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(X) been in a car
(X) had braces *I still have them on* 
(X) felt like an outcast
(X) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) danced in the moonlight
( ) liked the way you look
( ) witnessed a crime
(X) questioned your heart
(X) squished barefoot through the mud
(X) been lost
(X) felt like dying
(X) cried yourself to sleep
( ) played cops and robbers
(X) paid for a meal with only coins
(X) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) made prank phone calls
(X) laughed until kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) danced in the rain
( ) been kissed under mistletoe
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) blown bubbles
(X) went roller skating *that how i broke my ankle the first time*
( ) had a wish come true
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
( ) kissed a mime
(X) sang in the shower
(X) had a dream that you married someone
(X) got your tongue stuck to something
( ) sat on a roof top
(X) screamed at the top of your lungs
(X) done a one-handed cartwheel
(X) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(X) stayed up all night
(X) didn't take a shower for a week *ONLY ONCE and i did't have a choice about it*
(X) pick and ate an apple right off the tree *well it wasnt an apple but a peach*
(X) climbed a tree
(X) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(X) believe in ghosts
(X) have more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
( ) pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on
(X) broken/fractured a bone
(X) been easily amused
(X) caught a butterfly
(X) laughed so hard you cried
(X) cheated on a test *many times this year in calculus*
(X) forgotten some ones name
(X) gone skinny dipping in a pool *a hottub actually* 
( ) been threatened to be kicked out of your house






OMFG Read This!!!!!



Follow these rules to maintain your sanity




1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex that they are and then laugh histarically at their answer.
11. Specify that you drive-though order is "to go"
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
bad-ass meg!
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.



Crazy Things To Do At WalMart


1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens
5. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&Ms on layaway.
8. Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
10. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men.
13.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
14. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.
16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
19. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
20. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
21. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little paper umbrellas in it.
22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"








A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said no.
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said no.
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said no.

She had heard too much,
she needed to leave.
As she walked away
he grabbed her arm
and told her to stay.

He then told her:
you're not pretty,
you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever,
I need to be with you forever.
I wouldn't cry if you walked away
I would die.