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You could say I'm the tall, dark, and handsome type.

Well, maybe the first two.

I'm prone to puns and witty observations, silly comments, and wallowing in my own self-pity 'til you're sick of me. I've got skill, but no will: I lack incentive and ambition. I like to just sit back and watch the world go by. I like magic; the cards and coins kind, not mystical hooey, though I keep an open mind.
I can be miserably cheerful, and cheerfully miserable, and either, and occasionally neither: just hungry.

Maybe I'm atypical. Your call.

One thing's for sure. I'm as human as you get:

Perfectly flawed.