So, it's 2006...

I just spent 5 hours to get 70 posts on the gamespot boards! If you are on there my name is be0wu1f, and I lurk on the psp board.

W00t!
I got an intern at the Local Newspaper as a reporter!

I even got my own notepad!

Update: They just let me have a gaming column!  I am the patron god of all things 1337! Woo! Woo! Look for it in the paper my friends, look for it. You know who you are.

Check out my site! www.be0wu1f.com

Anyone interested in helping develop an RPG that my friends and I have started, please go to:
http://www.seedwiki.com/wiki/lords_of_vice_open_source_rpg/lords_of_vice_open_source_rpg.cfm

Please help out!       

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Top five movies of all time:
1)The Matrix
2)Kill Bill Vol. 1
3)Kill Bill Vol. 2
4)The Last Samurai
5)Fight Club

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Best responses when asked if you want a Fanta:

Not desperately.
God no!
perhaps.
If you have one.
yes
not particularly.

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If people ran windows in their mind:

People would suddenly blue screen as they walked down the street, causing them to stop in their tracks.

People would occasional have to perform file system checks when they woke up in the morning, causing them to be late for a meeting that they didn't have enough RAM for in the first place. 

At a point they would start forgetting things
because their brain grew too big for the OS.

Once a month people would lose all mental capability as they defragged.

Every thought you had would be sent to whomever wrote the spyware you havn't discovered yet.

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Tiers of Society

wake up
roll out of bed
brown stained carpet

wait it's all an illusion
hallucination- produced
by overconsumption of the wrong stuff - a date with Lucy.

Born into a life of oppertunity- escaping
By means of alcahol

Asking all the wrong
people what it leads to

Darkness surrounding
A peanut butter and jelly
World

Fast cars, large home
Are you sure it's not a fantasy?