Hosted, Funded, Constructed and Introduced by Darth Paranoia, Sith Lord and stuff.
"Laissez-faire" You don't know what it means? You are neither a French speaker nor an economist nor a college economics major? Look it up if you're not sure.
Why have you been directed to this page? It's for the common good, but to be specific, any or all of the following applies to you (unless you're just watching this page, for fun and giggles) because to put it VERY nicely, you've a hell of a long way to go before you can ever be taken seriously by anyone with power on
the sith lords page, but you aren't a completely smacktarded peon . . . YET >:-D
The reasons:
(1.) Your character currently has even less depth than your average "Episode I" character created by George Lucas . . . and don't get the idea you'd make a good excuse for an action figure! There'd far sooner be Star Wars-themed "My Little Pony" toys hitting the stores.
(2.) You are not even a Sith apprentice yet. You rove around, unattached, trying in whatever fashion to do just that. Since you are Sithy (but not yet fully Sith) you won't pander, curry or kiss up. Instead you go around annoying people or making them cry because they've been laughing so hard at your unintentional humor.
(3.) You comne across as being like a mutant love-child of Jar Jar Binks and Scrappy-Doo. Need I say more?
(4.) You offer nothing new, just the same old cliched crap, and you have neither the poise nor the maturity nor the power to be chosen as an established Sith Lord's apprentice.
(5.) You try to attack everyone, but people with far more power than you can currently comprehend sort of laugh at you, or find the bug spray to shoo you away. Then they go back to whatever they were doing, as if you aren't even there.
(6.) You bounce around like you're in a Star Wars-themed version of "Riverdance" and have absolutely no grasp of the more refined, deeper aspects of being a Sith . . . and you're in no position to goof off and relax and chat idly, as you may have seen the established Sith Lords and Sith Knights doing.
In short . . . get it all out of your system here! You aren't impressing anyone in the main room. Work up your skills here, and see where it gets you. Role-play to your hearts content!
Obviously anyone who's established (that is, listed!) on
the sith lords may participate here, but do be mindful you are currently not even worthy of washing the dirty dishes used by the newest Sith Knight apprentices. To say the very least, the people listed on the main page will be disdainful. Just be happy you were not destroyed on the spot, because the Dark Side of the Force grows in collective power as individuals imbued with the Dark side grow in power. Don't hold your breath . . . By The Primal Egg That Hatched Us All, it might take a while for you to become a Sith Lord's apprentice!
Have fun, for what it's worth. Mweh-heh-heh-g
rawwawwwwr!
---Lord [Paul Doyle] AKA Darth Paranoia
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