2008-05-22 [Mortified Penguin]: A Penguin/Turkey production... *eats ramen*...

2008-05-23 [Duke Devlin]: 'Bout time there was more Penguin/Turkey productions being made. ¬¬

2008-05-24 [Mortified Penguin]: The plot makes no sense and most of the art sucks... for some reason though, in every chapter the art gets slightly better...

2009-05-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: probably something about practice making perfect...

2009-05-12 [Calico Tiger]: You know, chicken ramen is tasty. I wonder how turkey and penguin ramen would be *ponders*

2009-05-12 [Rook.]: *shrugs* I dunno, but I know that turkey bacon is fantastic, and I've never had penguin...but I have had ostrich before >.> Its nasty....

2009-05-12 [Alexi Ice]: Draw em' yourself, Morty?

2009-06-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes.

2009-06-18 [Sagacious Turkey]: NO.

2009-06-19 [Mortified Penguin]: Always!

2009-06-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: NEVER!

2009-06-19 [Mortified Penguin]: Siempre!!!

2009-06-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: What does this have to do with Il Divo's fourth album...?

2009-06-19 [Mortified Penguin]: Absolutely everything!!! ... *eats some sort of ramen*...

2009-10-04 [another brick in the wall]: Ok, I have NO IDEA how I stumbled on this wiki, but I swear to God this is the funniest webcomic I've EVER seen. no exageration.

Goku V. Board of Education? GENIUS! XD

2009-10-04 [another brick in the wall]: I am very jelous. I used to write comics too, and I have to say, this puts mine to shame.

2009-10-04 [Mortified Penguin]: What?! But this thing is awful!

2009-10-04 [another brick in the wall]: the drawing is awful, but that's not what makes me laugh. the story line and everything else is AMAZING. I laughed the whole way through.

2009-10-04 [Mortified Penguin]: I see... I see... you should get yourself tested (for herpes)... also, go read various comics.

2009-10-05 [another brick in the wall]: why? does your comics tend to give people herpes? that's ok. Herpes is the LOVE VIRUS. if you get it from people, that means they love you, and though I wouldn't say I'm in love with smoke'n deuces, but it's pretty damn close. :)

2009-11-19 [Duke Devlin]: Nah, that's just what they want you to think! Also, you don't love it, but it loves you.