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Don't steal from the poor if they notice.
Frida, 6 years

Don't give onions to babies, I've tried.
Thea, 7 years

Don't hit anyone unless you really really have to.
Henriette, 7 years.

Don't speak ill next to anyone's back.
Oscar, 7 years

Be as good as you can, otherwise you can do what you want to.
Glenn, 6 years.

Always listen to Mum, everything she says and the tone of her voice.
Thomas 7 years

Protect yourself.
Kristin 8 years

If someone hits you, be like you couldn't hear them.
Sebastian 6 years

Love God really much, even though it's really hard and you can't see Him even if you shout "Come out!"
Robin 6 years

Don't want your spouse's things. And you have to sing on mothersday otherwise there will be unearthly ruckus.
Tom 9 years

Childhood memories are the sort that you have to drag with you through your whole life.
Hans 6 years

Novadays it's much easier to be a woman. In old times they were burnt on a stake.
Benedicte 5 years

If you want that time won't pass, you should go to a beauty salon.
Sofie 7 years

In the old times men fought for the woman's heats. (no typo there..!)
Gregor 7 years

Sometimes I'm so scared that my eyes bulge out of my head. Then my eye-lids can't reach to close when I'm supposed to sleep.
Ingeborg 8 years

A husband is similar to Dad, except a bit more expensive.
Nelly 5 years

I've inherited my eyes from my Dad and my hair from my Mum. My wintercoat I inherited from our next-door neighbour.
Sylvia 7 years

In a family you can say whatever you are thinking in your mind and you don't need to worry that someone is thinking the same thing.
HÃ¥kan 6 years

If everyone is at home at the same time, it means family dinner. Otherwise you get Cup-a-soup.
Gustav 6 years

A person who gets good upbringing becomes good. And who gets bad upbringing has fun.
Tony 6 years

Boys play differently than girls. Boys want to tickle all the time. Girls talk more, but it's not always as much fun.
Matilda 6 years

Boys are born with bigger mouths than girls. Inside boys there's so much laughter, that has to come out. Inside girls there's little things, and it's enough for them to laugh and run a little bit and then they feel the same outside as they do inside.
Sofie 8 years

Very intelligent women have started to like the idea that they won't get married.
Elin 8 years

You can talk about anything with girlfriends. You can also talk with boys, but it's more difficult because there will be so much giggling between the words.
Sofie 6 years

Many people get a bit stupider when they are in love, sort of like they are travelling in their own outworldlandscapes.
Thomas 9 years

The most important thing about being in love is that you have someone to show to people.
Birgitte 8 years

People get married because they love someone more than they love themselves. I think it's not going to be very easy.
Ellen 7 years

Living together and marriage are almost the same, except that the other one is mandatory and the otherone is voluntary.
Siri 7 years

All ladies can give birth to babies as long as there is a body and a front.
August 5 years

I don't want to have babies. I get enough arguments with my dolls. It would be better if I got a used animal from the usedanimalplacementboard.
Mina 7 years

I don't think I would ever take the pill. It won't be important because I don't intend to be involved that much with boys.
Kate 7 years

The priest asks if you want to marry the person who is standing next to you or someone else. Most of the times there is no one else there so people answer 'I do'.
Emil 7 years

Equality means that Mum and Dad produce children together. In old times only Mum had to feed the child while Dad walked to the bank and back.
Anette 7 years

It is strange how little things you get done when you stop trying.
Pauline 8 years

There is no difference between reality and imagination. At least not in imagination, just in reality.
Martin 9 years

There is a big difference between rich and poor. Poor have nothing and rich think they don't have anything.
Ingrid 9 years

If the teachers worked too, children wouldn't have any place to go.
Hanna 7 years

When I grow up I'm going to be a policeman. Then I'm gonna hit everyone in the head with a stick, specially old ladies who hate football.
Henning 6 years

Being an angel is usually a women's job.
Louise 7 years

Angels are common in Heaven. Uncommon up there are men.
Zindy 7 years

I have never seen an angel, but I have seen a dentist.
Mimmi 8 years

There are two kinds of angels: Normal angels and guardian angels. Guardian angels get shot from a cannon and they have more fluffy hair.
Ann-Sophie 6 years

President has to dress well and have red hair. President has to know how to shake hands so s/he can always say "thank you for being my state".
Kaisa 8 years

Sometimes the prime minister is out of town, and then the country is ruled by autopilot.
Markus 7 years

A political party is for example the prime minister's birthday.
Odd 6 years

Someone threw a rock on his grave. That's why Jesus rose from the grave and became jewish. And from there began the general ascension.
Sofia 9 years

Jesus dies on good friday. While he was alive, he always told his disciples off, but when he was dead, they got a rest. That's why it's called good friday. I mean, they did cry but they liked the peace and quiet too.
Kevin 8 years

Jesus didn't have a wallet, because he didn't have a pocket. Only diapers on all the time. And then it got really bad.
Kevin 8 years

Sometimes after a festival there comes a second day. And no one really knows why, but we all just are happy to be on holiday and don't ask too much about it.
Anna 9 years

In the old times a man didn't know where the children were or where they came from. On Fathersday you celebrate that he has finally realised this.
Nina 7 years

When people start to speak funnily, you know that Sweden has ended.
Moa 9 years

You can tell from my Dad that he is swedish because he looks like his brother.
Matilda 8 years

In Belgium all the house animals are grey. Or the magazine I was looking was black and white.
Matilda 7 years

You go abroad by taking a left turn by the shop and then drive straight for a while and then right. Then you are abroad but there is a danger that you'll end up in Norway.
Oscar 8 years

USA has sent many many men to the moon. I think they should send more, maybe all of them.
Moa 6 years

Heaven is abroad as well. If you don't behave yourself, you don't get to Heaven. But it doesn't really matter, I prefer being at home anyway.
Nina 7 years

God hung Jesus on the cross because he wanted to rule on his own.
Tilda 7 years

In cat's heaven, God has fur.
Lydia 7 years

It could be that Gods is a lady. Maybe she wears the clouds as her skirt.
Karoline 8 years

You can hang christmas decorations to the cross, that way Jesus has a bit fancier time and he gets to hang in good company.
Tomas 7 years

Moses rocks most, because he walked in the bottom of the sea. Allah only had a flying carpet.
Daniel 7 years

Joseph wasn't Jesus's Dad. There was some deal with a donkey, but I can't remember what...
Sofie 6 years

No it went like this: Joseph bought a donkey and Mary became so happy that she got pregnant without anybody's help.
Jossan 7 years

I know the Bible because I go to Sunday-school. Joseph disappeared from Jesus's life and I think he got a new wife who was a little more ordinary than the Mary was. They slept next to each other and then came children, all without God's help. Carpenter's usually want things done that way, like all normally.
Linn 9 years

Jesus believed in God so heavenly much that his friends thought he was a bit stupid. And then they did a lot of boring things to him, hung him on a cross and something else too.
Nicole 7 years

God made Mary a child and then went back to heaven. And the Joseph got the blame.
Moa 6 years

The universe never ends. Or it ends where God's home begins, right there by the fence.
Rasmus 7 years

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2006-06-27 [Shatureel]: Very good job and funny the things that come our to childrens mouths.

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