Homosexuality – heh, giggle, scoff – the interweb is over-run with four types of people. Those who think all people should lay down their arms and let homosexuality become an accepted practise in society, those who oppose this view… then there are those who think the first two groups are stupid for arguing and have a view of their own on a middle ground… Finally there are those who are far too lazy to have an opinion.


So, there are a few points I want to express first…
1) It cannot be proven that homosexuals are born gay, or turn gay at some point in early development, but it's not a conscious choice they make – ask some of them… That’s my proof.
2) Homosexuality is not defined by butch women fancying pretty straight girls but at the end of the day lay down to sleep with another butch woman. Nor is it two faggish queens who can’t shut up about make-up. There is a common misconception that the person chooses homosexuality, not that homosexuality chooses the person. Anyone can be gay, regardless of stereotypes.
3) If you are a man, and you have sex with another man, you are not by definition gay. Of course you can physically sleep with another man, but it’s the mentality and the emotions that makes a gay person. Likewise, a gay man can sleep with a woman. It doesn’t make him straight.


Homosexuality didn’t ‘pop’ into existence over the last forty years. It is far from a new thing. The only reason it 'flared' up in Greek and in the Elizabethan period was to do with a lack of persecution. On top of this, Greek men were not strictly gay, it was simply accepted to be sexual with the same gender. Still, are you going to fondle another man's parts if you are going to be condemned by society, even fined or put in jail? Perfect.


Veteran Convict: I'm in here because I killed a man with my little finger and a teabag. What about you, bitch?


Gay guy: Oh, thilly, don't stop. Oh, gosh darn, I just can't pick up this thoap!


Have faith in God and complain all you like that people are persecuting you for your beliefs, but really, don't tell gay people they're going to Hell and don't stop an attempted legal movement when Church has no place in law. 'Gay marriage'? Yeah, someone fucked up with the terminology. Put your hackles down and just accept they're entitled to the same lawful rights as you. Many people are now over that phase where they just don't care about the movement, both those with faith and... the rest. Neo nazis, perhaps?


It possible to make a left-handed person right handed, with a lot of effort and unnecessary struggle. It's possible to make black people look white, at the expense of looking vaguely human. It's possible to convert a Protestant to a Catholic, if you put a flame under their feet whilst being tied to a stake. Some people think it's a great idea to put gay people on medication to 'make them straight', because it's a psychological imbalance. Why? The effort would have to be tremendous and the people in question would want to be straight. If you think homosexuality is unnatural, I can assure you living life under medication or whatever the ‘oppressing methodology’ would be is far more unnatural. Do you want them to want to fuck you that badly? These pretty gay men? Obviously, these people come from a different school of thought than those previously mentioned.


The argument of ‘well God said it’s wrong!!1!’ is a great argument… if you believe in a fluffing GOD! You can enforce all the logic you want on the gay population, because it is valid, but honestly now… How do you propose to make the unbeliever believe? ‘It was ADAM AND EVE, not ADAM AND STEVE’ – well, good for you *cue pat on head* but what if Adam and Eve are fictional characters.


‘It was Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy! Not Elizabeth and Ms. Darcy!’ . I see that taking off.


If everyone turned gay, there would be no more reproduction and that’s not too good is it? Still, when was the last time that everyone felt a little bit gay? The honest answer is that homosexuality will not become the majority proportion of a population. It will not spread to your children if they share a toilet with a ‘butt rutter’ and to be fair, you’re all too scared to let homosexuals adopt to give the science and the theories a chance to prove themselves anyway!


A common argument is ‘well, you’re straight… make yourself love a person of the same gender sexually and insatiably.’ Can you? Like I said, you can fuck another guy until it hurts, but you can’t make yourself love that man… If that was the case, why do so many people choose to be gay all through school, to be picked on and laughed at for their sexual preference? No homophobe or to be politically correct – ‘fag-hater’ – can say they can pick and choose between the genders honestly.


I can feel the pain of those people who are sick to death of gay drows. And a new revolutionary movement of ‘Lets take love back’ is rearing its ugly head. Sadly. But there was nothing sacred about love in the first place. It is not tainted by homosexuality, only the shallowness of gay people’s attitude on the Internet has ruined this. Be proud of who you are, but don’t strike back in retaliation, you only piss off the fag hags further and they bitch out incomprehensibly. They are stealing nothing from you. It never belonged to you in the first place, after all.


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