How to handle computers for trolls

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Da trix

1) Computers can't be eaten! But useful anyway! Force the human to read on for you!

2) You can smash computers. That's cool! If you smash others' computers the police will come and you can eat the police! Yammy!

3) Computers can order pizza. Tell human to order pizza!

4) Computers make humans angry so that they want to hit them, but they don't. So never try to understand humans, just eat them!

5) Boooooring! Go and smash and eat something!